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post #51 of 742
7/7/06 at 10:14am
Anytime Howard does the Baba Booey impression it kills me. It's still funny.

And "I like to kill deer" is the best. soundbit. ever.

The song that goes with it is great, too.
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post #52 of 742
7/7/06 at 1:02pm
That reminds me that... I have to change my voicemail greeting to
Hi. This is Sal Governale.

Also, love the "He's a rich nerd" song parody for Jon Hein.
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post #53 of 742
7/7/06 at 3:17pm
Or George Takei laughing excessively.

And yeah, the Rich Nerd song is great, despite my hate of Jon Hein.

And you know what's funny
The great big dork has fuck you money!
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post #54 of 742
7/19/06 at 8:29am
For the current shit-storm he's receiving, M Night came off as ok to me yesterday. It was funny when Howard kept trying to get him to curse out Disney. And damn, that phone call with Dice got uncomfortable - Artie can get pretty fucking angry when pushed hard enough...

Where's Eric?
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post #55 of 742
7/19/06 at 10:35am
I've only been listening since he got to Sirius, but man, that's the maddest I've ever heard Artie get. Although later he did mention it was a bit more for show between he and Dice, similar to a wrestling match (as Artie referred to it).

And now having heard Luke Wilson both on Maxim Radio and on Stern, I believe he is one of the coolest guys in Hollywood.
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post #56 of 742
7/19/06 at 10:51am
Yeah, and I always like to hear what Ivan Reitman has to say.
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post #57 of 742
7/19/06 at 11:22am
Luke Wilson/Ivan Rietman - These are the types of interviews that satellite radio is great for... no holding back, just bullshitting and not being afraid to take a shot at someone in the business.

Holy shit, Riley Martin is PISSED. "You cheap, uuuuhhhhhhh, money-grubbing bastards, uuuuuhhhhhhhh....."
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post #58 of 742
7/25/06 at 2:08pm
Oh man, what a rib on this "Cum Paste" guy. I was laughing and at the same time feeling really bad for the guy.
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post #59 of 742
7/25/06 at 2:19pm
Thread Starter 
Been missing it this week. Has Dice paid Artie yet?
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post #60 of 742
7/25/06 at 2:35pm
Don't think so. But they have been taking snippets of Artie from their argument and prank calling people with Artie asking them for his money. Funny stuff.

And Riley demands 5 million.

The Cum Paste guy deserved to get burned. I need to catch it again because putting an unfunny "comedian" in their place is such a treat. And that wife was a bitch. She tried to be a real PR professional over some drawn-out and half-baked sex jokes.
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post #61 of 742
7/25/06 at 7:09pm
Yes, Artie finally got paid. And Artie, upon hearing the replay, felt that he was wrong or overreacted to the whole thing. He also said that the Best Damn Sports Show he guested on was delayed, because the entire crowd kept chanting "Fuck Dice!"

Sounds like the Riley show may be hitting the skids.
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post #62 of 742
7/27/06 at 1:42am
I hope I never experience that kind of rollercoaster up & down the Cum Paste guy went through. Just like you, Martian, I was laughing and cringing at the same time. That bit took off when Artie chimed in to advise the guy to get an agent. He was also the first to notice how the guy didn't believe they were goofing on him, as opposed to the fake praise they heaped on that horrible bit.

The other thing is that it completely overshadowed that REALLY awkward Sal comment immediately before they got the Cum Paste guy on the line -

Howard - Calm down, dude.
Sal - Well, you're a tyrant sometimes, so y'know...
Howard - Yeah, I'm real hard on you.
Sal - I wish you were.
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post #63 of 742
7/27/06 at 10:39am
Sal's funny, but some of the shit he says to explain his obsession with Howard is downright creepy.

Sal's a mo, a homo...
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post #64 of 742
7/27/06 at 10:51am
Thread Starter 
He's not a racist.
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post #65 of 742
7/27/06 at 11:12am
Cabbie's back!
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post #66 of 742
7/27/06 at 11:42am
I had never heard Cabbie before, but man, he sounds nuts.

And did you guys hear the call using Ronnie's voice with the guy that went nuts? That was great. "I'll pay you to see me! I'll pay you to see me! What's your address? WHAT'S YOUR ADDRESS?!?!?!?"

The calls using Artie's rant against Dice are also really funny.
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post #67 of 742
7/27/06 at 11:50am
Cabbie's on today? What time?...I'm listening to the later feed.
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post #68 of 742
7/27/06 at 12:11pm
He came on about 10 AM ET, so it would be probably be about 1 PM ET on Howard 101. Not sure about the replay on 100. Probably about 4 PM, if the replay started at 12:00 ET.
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post #69 of 742
7/27/06 at 3:14pm
Looks like Riley's negotiation tactic is 5 million dollars or nothing.
Someone called him Riley Martling this morning. Now that shit is funny!
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post #70 of 742
7/27/06 at 3:26pm
Thread Starter 
I suspect Riley doesn't have enough material for an ongoing show and this is his way of forcing them to fire him.
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post #71 of 742
7/28/06 at 12:26pm
"Now look man...ahhh...you greedy sons a bitches could give me your...ahhh...castoffs and I'd be a rich mutha fucka, you see."

I find myself every now and then in everyday conversation stopping and purposely going "ahhhh..." and people will look at me like, "Is there something wrong?"
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post #72 of 742
7/28/06 at 3:49pm
The clips of Ronnie doing karaoke at his block party are priceless. I hate that douchebag. No one rides the show's coattails as much as Ronnie.

I think it's possible that Artie will leave the show at some point. He still romanticizes the idea of workng in LA and making tons of money in TV or movies, plus Beer League's coming out, his stand-up shows are really successful, he's doing Entourage... I think it could possibly happen in the next year based on the movie and other offers he gets. Not that he seems unhappy with what he's doing, but...

What do you guys think?
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post #73 of 742
7/28/06 at 4:27pm
I hope Artie realizes that it's the show that's helped him get to where he is with the sell-out standup shows, and getting movie roles, etc. I also think Artie is insecure enough to try and not be the "next Jackie" who leaves the show because he thinks there's more money to be made elsewhere in Hollywood.

I believe Artie may leave the show due to health reasons before he'd leave for Hollywood. Remember, when he left to do Entourage he mentioned that he has a contract now with Sirius where he has to ask permission for this stuff. If he wanted to leave permanently, he'd either have to buy out the contract, or they'd have to release him from it.
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post #74 of 742
8/3/06 at 9:49am
Holy crap, has Artie had a few shots this morning? This Bigfoot guy must be a freak of nature in person, as Artie sounds like he's going to have a heart attack laughing at the guy.
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post #75 of 742
8/3/06 at 10:32am
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brotherman
I think it's possible that Artie will leave the show at some point.
I highly doubt it. He's smart/insecure enough to know where all those offers are coming from now. Plus, he's the show's biggest fan (literally).

Sal's a fucking cheat. What a psycho.
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post #76 of 742
8/3/06 at 11:26am
What did Sal do now...was this today? I hate being on internet delay!
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post #77 of 742
8/3/06 at 11:28am
The Stern trivia game yesterday. That's the only part I heard yesterday. Unless something new happened today that I missed.

The pranking of the local cable guy is hilarious. "Can I tell you my favorite Matt Dillon story real briefly? PHTPHTPHTHHPHPPHP"
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post #78 of 742
8/3/06 at 11:50am
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Suttytx
What did Sal do now...was this today? I hate being on internet delay!
They caught him cheating during a Howard Stern trivia game and gave him royal hell over it. Needless to say, he freaked. It was golden.
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post #79 of 742
8/4/06 at 1:32am
He only makes occasional on-air appearances, but J.D. always brings something funny to the show, mostly at his expense.

I love that he has that new theme song. Like Miss Howard Stern's daughter Beyonce, they couldn't have written a funnier song for J.D. than that insane techno beat.
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post #80 of 742
8/7/06 at 10:20am
The techno song is great. The beastiality part is hysterical.

And another week of replays? At this rate, there will probably be 15 or 16 weeks off in a year. We need the tapes. Bad.
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post #81 of 742
8/7/06 at 12:24pm
Are they off all week again? Jesus.

I missed the Jon Hein/Ralph showdown last week (was on vacation) but that must have been pretty funny... I'm actually warming up to the Friday Show. What the hell is wrong with me?
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post #82 of 742
8/7/06 at 12:51pm
Thread Starter 
They take off more times than Bush.
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post #83 of 742
8/7/06 at 3:06pm
Honestly. It was such a shitty feeling when I got in my car this morning and saw that a replay from 1/30 was playing thus knowing I'll be hearing repeats all week. This sucks especially after getting a great new Wack Packer and having to wait a week to hear anything from him.
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post #84 of 742
8/10/06 at 5:28pm
I think there on vacation at the end of the month as well.
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post #85 of 742
8/14/06 at 10:16am
Was able to hear a few funny bits during the break. One with Sal prank calling Richard Simmons on Sirius Stars and Simmons going on about how fat people won't find it funny and that being overweight isn't funny to which Artie replied, "I'm overweight, I find it hilarious." Pretty much summed up who Artie is for me.

The Bigfoot stuff this morning was good. Why they gave us a great new Wack Packer and took a week off is beyond me.
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post #86 of 742
8/14/06 at 11:33am
Are they off this week too?
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post #87 of 742
8/14/06 at 11:56am
Nope, back on the air. Eric the Midget will fly only if Sal and Richard wear dildos and blow each other and Gary's dad died.
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post #88 of 742
8/15/06 at 11:22am
Geez, Penny Crone is an idiot.

And Yanni was not a bad interview. I was with Robin--"What the hell is Yanni doing on the show?" But it was a good segment. The bit Artie was doing and then blaming Benji was great.
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post #89 of 742
8/15/06 at 11:30am
Thread Starter 
Penny Crone is second only to Ralph when it comes to being useless and annoying. She might even be worse since I kind of enjoy hating on Ralph.
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post #90 of 742
8/15/06 at 11:34am
Agreed, Yanni was not bad.

And I didn't know Gerg Fitzsimmons' dad was a radio legend of sorts. It's funny, he used to stop by the O&A show back in 2002 before they were fired and I always thought he was funny. Now he does Howard's show. I notice a lot of comedians do either one show or the other, but rarely both. Almost like choosing sides.

I guess that Tissue Time show never happened, or didn't last long. I just realized I've never heard it.

R.I.P. Sal Dell'Abate
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post #91 of 742
8/15/06 at 11:36am
I'd love to see a Ralph/Jon Hein boxing match.
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post #92 of 742
8/17/06 at 1:54pm
The wrap-up show has turned into a Hate Ralph-fest. Sal just blew a gasket.

Howard can act a like a real bitch when it comes to his parents. Jesus.
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post #93 of 742
8/17/06 at 2:08pm
That Wrap-Up Show on Tuesday makes me take back everything I've said about the show. Everyone brought up some amazing points on why some racial humor is important and funny.
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post #94 of 742
8/17/06 at 4:41pm
Wow, I had no idea this thread existed. Cool.

So I was on this other board that was discussing the potential XM/Sirius merger and this one guy comes on and says that satellite radio is a fad and that it can never make money. Adding the disclaimer that he worked in terrestial radio and that HD radio would blow satellite off the map. I didn't know those people existed on the internet.

Anyways, I'm on the "hate-Ralph" boat. I don't see what he adds other than a target. I can't wait for the day Jon Hein goes, "fuck this I'm a millionaire" and walks on the Friday Show.
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post #95 of 742
8/17/06 at 4:54pm
HD radio? It sucks, it's a gimmick, and it still doesn't provide the amount of music and variety that satellite does. And XM/Sirius aren't gonna merge anytime soon. It was a hypothetical question.

Ralph was so bad today that he made Sal look normal. I don't like Jon Hein much, but I'd rather see him stay than Ralph.
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post #96 of 742
8/17/06 at 6:12pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by FreeRobotSex
HD radio? It sucks, it's a gimmick, and it still doesn't provide the amount of music and variety that satellite does. And XM/Sirius aren't gonna merge anytime soon. It was a hypothetical question.

Ralph was so bad today that he made Sal look normal. I don't like Jon Hein much, but I'd rather see him stay than Ralph.
You are dead on regarding HD radio.

I need to hear the wrap-up replay, because to make Sal look normal you have to be awful.
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post #97 of 742
8/23/06 at 10:12pm
Artie on Letterman tonight! Or at least taping tonight...
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post #98 of 742
8/24/06 at 12:41pm
Thread Starter 
I like Howard's take on the Tom Cruise/Paramount fight. There is no honor in the studios.
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post #99 of 742
8/24/06 at 2:34pm
He's usually pretty dead-on when it comes to interpreting these types of things (I guess experiencing battles with high-level foes himself over the years will do that).

So, I got to hear the Don Rickles story for the 100th time on Letterman. And without soundbites, it's not nearly as funny. Artie has the Jackie-like habit of laughing at his punchlines before he delivers them.

The Bababooey Roast will be monumental.
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post #100 of 742
8/25/06 at 10:33am
Thread Starter 
I'm wary about the Bababooey roast. They've been busting on Gary for what- 15, 20 years now? What else is there to say?
I'm hoping for a Robin roast.
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