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post #1 of 47
6/9/06 at 12:50am
Thread Starter 
I'd like to know if other Chewers who watch adult movies like this sub-genre of porn besides me. I never really like facial, swallow, or jack-off, so when I saw a cream pie movie for the first time, I like it alot more than other types of adult movies. It has only show up in recent years, but has become more popular as of late.

However, I do not like anal cream pies at all. Could be because I never like to watch anal porn, but I don't consider it to be cream pie, anyway.
post #2 of 47
6/9/06 at 12:51am
Do you not know how to spell porn? And if you're trying to be all internetty, it's pr0n.
post #3 of 47
6/9/06 at 12:53am
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by devincf
Do you not know how to spell porn? And if you're trying to be all internetty, it's pr0n.
I stand corrected, dev.
post #4 of 47
6/9/06 at 8:19am

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post #5 of 47
6/9/06 at 9:52am
Why, oh why, oh why do I keep entering this forum?
post #6 of 47
6/9/06 at 10:24am
Hey look...a friend for fabfunk! How sweet.
post #7 of 47
6/9/06 at 10:55am
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Originally Posted by Anger Management
However, I do not like anal cream pies at all. Could be because I never like to watch anal porn, but I don't consider it to be cream pie, anyway.
I agree. It's important to set boundaries. You start allowing anal cream pies, and it's a recipe for anarchy.
post #8 of 47
6/9/06 at 10:58am
It's a recipe for Rocky Road.
post #9 of 47
6/9/06 at 12:59pm
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Originally Posted by Andrew Clarke
It's a recipe for Rocky Road.
hehehe... gross.
post #10 of 47
6/9/06 at 1:04pm
No, its a recipe for the Santorum!
post #11 of 47
6/9/06 at 1:08pm
I don't understand a theme for these types of films revolving around something as pedestrian and unsexy as a cream pie, essentially how most people have sex.

For those of you who do not know, btw, a cream pie is when a male actually ejaculates inside the female. However, in this method of onscreen porn, the woman then allows it to drip out- seems pointless, really. I could surmise that perhaps the men who enjoy watching this do have a cum fetish, though many porn viewers do not share this.

I also don't like it because it seems far too risky. How much contraceptive can one woman ingest when five guys are ejaculating inside her, one by one?
post #12 of 47
6/9/06 at 1:10pm
Not untrue!

But I find that the Ass-To-Mouth craze to be equally disheartening. My wife saw that with me once and pulled the "Thats some guys daughter" line. It never worked before, but it did with Ass-To-Mouth.

Especially when its in one chicks shitter, then put in ANOTHER girls mouth.
post #13 of 47
6/9/06 at 1:48pm
For those of you who do not know, btw, fabfunk's entire life revolves around pornography and crying.
post #14 of 47
6/9/06 at 1:52pm
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Originally Posted by Brad Millette
For those of you who do not know, btw, fabfunk's entire life revolves around pornography and crying.
In a related story, why do you suffer from sadness, Brad?
post #15 of 47
6/9/06 at 2:04pm
Haven't the foggiest.
post #16 of 47
6/9/06 at 2:07pm
The appeal escapes me. And not because this 'cream-pie' business is too risque for my poor vanilla self, either.
post #17 of 47
6/9/06 at 2:08pm
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There's a beautiful sequence in "Dark City" where Rufus Sewell reaches through prison glass that shatters in order to reach for and kiss Jennifer Connolly. It's heartbreaking. Just like the rest of today. Nobody ever loves you enough.
I may have to start putting quotes into my sig.
post #18 of 47
6/9/06 at 2:11pm
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On top of this, no one has liked me any more now than they ever will... perhaps its coincidence that the last few times over the past semester spent hanging out with people, I was doing them favors, paying for their food, movies and beer, getting them free swag and generally bending over backwards.
LOLOLOLOL
post #19 of 47
6/9/06 at 2:13pm
Really just tugs at the ol' heartstrings, doesn't it.
post #20 of 47
6/9/06 at 2:15pm
So happy that I clicked on this thread.
post #21 of 47
6/9/06 at 2:16pm
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I wanted to date her, as I had been for awhile now, only on a more romantic level.
I shudder to think what he had in mind.
post #22 of 47
6/9/06 at 2:21pm
Just from the quote Bob posted alone I say YES - worth the trouble.

Edit - should be below fab's post.
post #23 of 47
6/9/06 at 2:21pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brad Millette

How did you find this? And was it worth all the trouble?
post #24 of 47
6/9/06 at 2:21pm
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Originally Posted by fabfunk
And was it worth all the trouble?
Sweet Jesus, yes.
post #25 of 47
6/9/06 at 2:22pm
Someone else did. So yes it was.

You asked what made me sad. Your puppy dog blog is a real tear-jerker.
post #26 of 47
6/9/06 at 2:24pm
Oh.

Oh my.

Fabfunk, you terrify me.
post #27 of 47
6/9/06 at 2:25pm
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Originally Posted by Brad Millette
That's gold.

Evil, bastardly gold.

So wrong.
post #28 of 47
6/9/06 at 2:28pm
Well, have fun with that, guys.
post #29 of 47
6/9/06 at 2:32pm
Brad how dare you expose Fabfunk's private journal posted on the world wide web.
post #30 of 47
6/9/06 at 2:40pm
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Originally Posted by fabfunk
Well, have fun with that, guys.
You would have a lot more fun yourself if you just didn't take everything (including yourself) so seriously.

I'm a whiny oversensetive pseudo-intellectual geek bitch, too. Quite a few of us 'round these parts (if not the web in general! Funny, that...)

If someone is taking potshots at a message board, I respond in kind. And I don't invest emotion into said message board, because it's just a fucking message board.

If you rolled with the punches and joined in the fun (note Dave Davis' alleged pedophilia), your opinions on films would be respected, instead of inviting more abuse from other posters.

Fab, if you weren't wanted here, you'd be banned (I suspect).
post #31 of 47
6/9/06 at 2:43pm
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Originally Posted by fabfunk
Well, have fun with that, guys.
Sorry to hear about your heart getting torn out dude, in all honesty.
post #32 of 47
6/9/06 at 2:45pm
And on top of all that, you're really, creepily into pornography. That on its own is only kinda off-putting, but when it's coupled with diatribes on the misogyny of prostitution and weepy emo-blogging over some hot girl it enters the waters known as "Seriously Fucked Up". Your contradictory feelings towards the female of the species would fry a supercomputer.
post #33 of 47
6/9/06 at 2:49pm
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Originally Posted by Dariodevil
You would have a lot more fun yourself if you just didn't take everything (including yourself) so seriously.

I'm a whiny oversensetive pseudo-intellectual geek bitch, too. Quite a few of us 'round these parts (if not the web in general! Funny, that...)

If someone is taking potshots at a message board, I respond in kind. And I don't invest emotion into said message board, because it's just a fucking message board.

If you rolled with the punches and joined in the fun (note Dave Davis' alleged pedophilia), your opinions on films would be respected, instead of inviting more abuse from other posters.

Fab, if you weren't wanted here, you'd be banned (I suspect).
If you'd notice, I usually don't care, and I do have fun with things. But how do you suggest I respond in kind to this? What am I supposed to joke about?

I mean, I wrote it. It's what myspace was made for. I have a myspace profile. I come clean. I prefer the blog in my sig. Have fun.
post #34 of 47
6/9/06 at 2:51pm
Lots of guys are creepily into pornography. Fab's just not ashamed of it, which can be taken as either very bold or very foolish. Personal interpretation abounds.

There's nothing wrong with random emo-blogging. He puts what he feels down on the page, and I find that admirable. There's no emotional repression there, it's just out on the table.

And I know Brad's going to call me a big, flappy pussy or whatever, but isn't it kind of fucked up that you guys make fun of him for expressing how he feels on something? You had to go and seek that out. He didn't throw it at you and say, "See?! You hurt my feelings!" This shit's just getting vindictive. A little teasing now and then is all in good fun, but when do you cross the line into just being hateful?
post #35 of 47
6/9/06 at 2:54pm
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Originally Posted by AlmightyShmun
but when do you cross the line into just being hateful?
Generally right after we log onto the boards.
post #36 of 47
6/9/06 at 2:56pm
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Originally Posted by fabfunk
If you'd notice, I usually don't care, and I do have fun with things.
It doesn't look like you have fun with things; you post passive-agressive little sentence fragments, and get annoyed that your opinions get slapped down and your fetishes get ridiculed in non-Sex threads.

Quote:
Originally Posted by fabfunk
But how do you suggest I respond in kind to this? What am I supposed to joke about?
Try not taking things on this board too seriously, for starters...
post #37 of 47
6/9/06 at 2:57pm
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Originally Posted by AlmightyShmun

And I know Brad's going to call me a big, flappy pussy or whatever, but isn't it kind of fucked up that you guys make fun of him for expressing how he feels on something? ?
We don't make fun of him for expressing himself. We make fun of what he specifically expresses.
Don't feel too bad for him. He loves this attention.
post #38 of 47
6/9/06 at 3:01pm
Holyshitdejavu.

I'm not going to bother delving into the finer points of whether or not he likes the attention. At this point, it doesn't really concern me. It just really bugs me to see you guys tearing into him constantly, and taking everything he says as absolutely suspect. Sometimes, I get it. I don't always like the stuff he talks about, but my occasional distaste isn't enough for me to be a prick towards him.

I've heard a lot about how there used to be a real sense of comraderie on this board. Why so deliberately destroy any chances of reobtaining such a thing?
post #39 of 47
6/9/06 at 3:01pm
No, Shmun, you're the big weepy pussy. Angelo Mike is the big flappy pussy.
post #40 of 47
6/9/06 at 3:02pm
Oh, right. I got switched around. Sorry.

Excuse me. Something in my labia minora...
post #41 of 47
6/9/06 at 3:08pm
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Originally Posted by Dariodevil
It doesn't look like you have fun with things; you post passive-agressive little sentence fragments, and get annoyed that your opinions get slapped down and your fetishes get ridiculed in non-Sex threads.

Try not taking things on this board too seriously, for starters...
Tell that, maybe, to the guy who meticulously scoured the web for my blog and decided to post it in a thread about cream pie pornography. Where does the time go?
post #42 of 47
6/9/06 at 3:15pm
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Originally Posted by fabfunk
Tell that, maybe, to the guy who meticulously scoured the web for my blog and decided to post it in a thread about cream pie pornography. Where does the time go?
"Wah Wah Wah, Poor Pitiful Me, I'm A Martyr"

You link to the blog in your sig. That's not "meticulously scouring." Come on, man. You're asking for it with statements like that. You know this...
post #43 of 47
6/9/06 at 3:24pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dariodevil
"Wah Wah Wah, Poor Pitiful Me, I'm A Martyr"

You link to the blog in your sig. That's not "meticulously scouring." Come on, man. You're asking for it with statements like that. You know this...
Different blog.
post #44 of 47
6/9/06 at 3:28pm
Point.

But the point that you're inviting this reaction and cultivating with your own still stands.
post #45 of 47
6/9/06 at 6:51pm
With all the weird, sick shit in porn, the "cream-pie" seems the most normal.
post #46 of 47
6/9/06 at 10:14pm
My girlfriend loves it when she sees that, for some reason. It's pretty odd.
post #47 of 47
6/9/06 at 10:30pm
"as I sat on the subway listening to my ipod, the tears were flowing like "cum" dripping out of a gaping vagina."

this thread is like being on a different planet.
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