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The perfect Father's Day gift

post #1 of 9
Thread Starter 
Hymenoplasty

"It's the ultimate gift for the man who has everything."
post #2 of 9
Aside from that being incredibly disturbing and pathetic, how in God's name would that be considered a perfect Father's Day gift? Give me golf clubs or shit, make me a sandwich.

And aside from that, what would be the point in this?
post #3 of 9
Thread Starter 
It was marketed as a Father's Day gift in a women's magazine I saw at my gym this morning. I couldn't find the actual article, so I googled "hymenoplasty" and was shocked to see it getting coverage in legitimate newspapers, as the Times above.

I agree that is a stupid gift, but some women are trophy wives and this is a way to let their man feel like he is the only man she's ever been with. That and some people have too much money.
post #4 of 9
There are no words to accurately describe the extent to which this disgusts me.

Not just this in and of itself, but the whole cosmetic surgery thing overall.

Barring accurate words, I'll use inaccurate.

Farfignewton.
post #5 of 9
If this were a musical I would break into a song and dance number about the highschool being only a block away...don't bother for father...the high school is only a block away. Yeah.
post #6 of 9
"Here Pop! I got you a hymen for Father's day!"

"Thanks, son! I'll put it up right next to the uterus you got me for Christmas."
post #7 of 9
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brad Millette
"Here Pop! I got you a hymen for Father's day!"
Genius.
post #8 of 9
Quote:
Originally Posted by JGButler
make me a sandwich.
Holy brainstorm!

The PERFECT gift from a broke son!
post #9 of 9
Weird... this link was on Digg today.

Pay close attention to the domain name.
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