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post #301 of 342
1/26/08 at 6:38pm
Lisa, you can't do that in public. It's illegal in 49 states.
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post #302 of 342
1/26/08 at 8:17pm
Trying to find size 32 pants that fit right is a bitch you know.
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post #303 of 342
1/26/08 at 8:49pm
--insert every post from late October until mid-January that vanished from the Chud Forums here--
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post #304 of 342
1/26/08 at 9:15pm
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Originally Posted by Andre Dellamorte View Post
Seriously, do you find this funny? That's the idea, right, being funny, unless I missed something.

That's not the way you do it. Your foot goes up... here.
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post #305 of 342
3/1/08 at 6:30pm
Wow, who could have guessed Huckabee would get the nomination in that way?
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post #306 of 342
3/1/08 at 7:04pm
That's what she said.
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post #307 of 342
3/1/08 at 7:13pm
That's it, I'm calling your parole officer.
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post #308 of 342
3/1/08 at 7:41pm
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Originally Posted by Chris Myers View Post
Lisa, you can't do that in public. It's illegal in 49 states.
I know. You posted this in late January. I just got out of prison, or I'd have replied sooner.

I'm very pleased. Several people have remarked how shiny my hair looks today.
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post #309 of 342
3/1/08 at 7:56pm
I'm serious, you'll be okay. It wasn't even your favorite leg!
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post #310 of 342
3/1/08 at 7:57pm
I knew i had to be careful showing Lisa pictures of me shirtless, but i never expected you to come to Argentina!
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post #311 of 342
3/2/08 at 1:03am
Hey Chris! Apparently, that's illegal in Argentina too.
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post #312 of 342
3/2/08 at 1:43am
No no no, it's nothing that serious. It's just cancer.
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post #313 of 342
3/2/08 at 11:12am
This girl I'm seeing got that AIDS shit last year. She said it was a bitch to get rid of.
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post #314 of 342
3/2/08 at 4:52pm
In the EYE, dude! Right in the fuckin' EYE!!!
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post #315 of 342
3/2/08 at 4:56pm
This thread needs to die, unless Slater can re-title it "The People-Trying-Too-Hard-to-Be-Funny Appreciation Thread." Though who would appreciate that?
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post #316 of 342
3/2/08 at 5:37pm
Boy, I sure hope Andre doesn't catch you guys still posting in this silly thread.
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post #317 of 342
3/2/08 at 5:52pm
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Originally Posted by Andre Dellamorte View Post
This thread needs to die, unless Slater can re-title it "The People-Trying-Too-Hard-to-Be-Funny Appreciation Thread." Though who would appreciate that?
But then how would we get the attention from you that we so richly crave?
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post #318 of 342
3/2/08 at 5:57pm
You know what I'm craving right now?:

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post #319 of 342
3/2/08 at 5:58pm
Seriously, do you find this funny? That's the idea, right, being funny, unless I missed something.
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post #320 of 342
3/3/08 at 3:45am
What's that I see? Holy shit, it's an ass kite. Seriously, look up.
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post #321 of 342
3/30/08 at 1:57pm
The girl in the Busted Tees ad has a shirt that reads "18-1".

It's suppose to be funny. I don't get the joke.
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post #322 of 342
3/30/08 at 2:02pm
Stella Artois is not a very good beer.
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post #323 of 342
3/30/08 at 2:09pm
No it isn't. But I guess that's what you get when you mix strippers and balloons...
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post #324 of 342
3/30/08 at 10:13pm
All I'm saying is, tailgating funeral processions with this attached to your car can't be the classiest thing you've ever done.

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post #325 of 342
3/30/08 at 10:14pm
Nuh uh.
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post #326 of 342
3/31/08 at 12:28am


"Steve....Steve.....you gotta try this shit....."
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post #327 of 342
3/31/08 at 2:24am
You guys hear about Robin Williams eating about 30 shroom caps and running down the street screaming Joan Rivers was chasing him with her fingers all glowing and shit?
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post #328 of 342
3/31/08 at 2:34am
So that's how I ended up plummeting naked through that skylight. It's an unbelieveable story isn't it? I'm still picking glass out of my innards.
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post #329 of 342
3/31/08 at 3:03am
That was only the first time I was mistakenly let free on bail.
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post #330 of 342
3/31/08 at 3:47am
MOTHER FUCKER! I thought you were out on sick leave.

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post #331 of 342
3/31/08 at 11:08am
Shrinkage.
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post #332 of 342
3/31/08 at 7:57pm
Hey that latest Slater review on the main site is great.
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post #333 of 342
3/31/08 at 9:13pm
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Originally Posted by LisaNY View Post
Shrinkage.
I can't even imagine how those testes must feel.
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post #334 of 342
4/2/08 at 3:42pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
I can't even imagine how those testes must feel.
I bet the guy skydiving can't, either.
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post #335 of 342
4/2/08 at 3:43pm
Yeah, I can't even fathom the wind shear.

Pitty the poor bastard who decided to look up that day.
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post #336 of 342
4/2/08 at 3:49pm
And that was the last time-- seriously, the last time-- that I lent a hobo my Chapstick.
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post #337 of 342
4/2/08 at 3:52pm
I tell ya man, no one should enjoy Goldfish crackers via the rectum. It's just a bad idea on all levels.
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post #338 of 342
4/2/08 at 3:58pm
Way to bring the A game.
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post #339 of 342
4/2/08 at 3:59pm
We've got to take the initiative!
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post #340 of 342
4/2/08 at 4:20pm
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Originally Posted by Jessica Biel View Post
Richard, will you PLEASE come over tonight so we can talk, and work this out?
No Jessica. It's over. I've moved on. You need to do the same.
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post #341 of 342
4/2/08 at 10:04pm
Slater can spew all the shit he wants, but there's no escaping the fact that he will be the very last one to post in this thread. The date will be June 15th. Mark my words.

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post #342 of 342
4/20/08 at 5:08am
If I was those aliens I'd just knock the bunny over and take his batteries.
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