I was very excited to see the American Reunion movie. I saw American Pie just after college and remembered it was quite funny.
Jim, Michelle, Oz, Heather, Stifler reunite for their high school...
I don't know what's more disturbing, the sight of 30 guys jerking off onto a girl or the fact that Pop Zeus has pretty much publickly admitted that he jerks off to 30 guys jerking off onto a girl.
I really don't give a fuck what Phantom of the Opera star Peter Karrie did to you, your mother or your sister. You're an annoying cunt, the lot of you.
See, DaveB, that's why everyone told you not to accept Ripoll's offer of a back rub. His hands are like magic, but it never stops at just a back rub with that guy.
Well me and DaveB had our little meet n' rub tonight. Needless to say, great success. Not only can this guy break down the entire career of the Cure in 3 specific movements, but he has shoulders to DIE for.
So, I just found out my mother was nominated posthumously for the Nobel Peace Prize for her efforts to stop the genocide in Darfur. Unfortunately, it was her passion for this cause that led to her brutal death at the hands of the Janjaweed Militia.
I'm just saying, if we're going to lure fabfunk back here so Brad can enact his dastardly plan, we'll need something a little more...stimulating than jokes about amusement park amputees and roid-based murder/suicides.