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Michael Strahan's Wife Declares He Has "An Alternate Lifestyle"

post #1 of 41
6/21/06 at 9:58pm
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Originally Posted by ProfootballTalk
JEAN STRAHAN HINTS THAT HER HUBBY LIKES A DIFFERENT KIND OF "SACK"

The New York Daily News reports that the estranged wife of Giants defensive end Michael Strahan, who holds the all-time single season sack record, suggested on Tuesday that her soon-to-be-ex-husband is, well, gay.

His alleged partner? Dr. Ian Smith, the medical correspondent for ABC's The View. (Nothing gay about appearing regularly on that particular show, is there?)

After another day of testimony in their ongoing divorce trial, Jean Strahan told reporters that, when the marriage fell apart, "Michael moved into Ian's one-bedroom apartment. And you can say an alternative lifestyle sprouted."

Smith calls the comments "absolutely ridiculous" and "laughable."

"I am a very happily married man," he said. (A sentence which we're guessing had been uttered many times in the past -- but not in the last two years -- by former New Jersey governor James McGreevey.)

"Michael Strahan is one of my best friends and needed a place to stay after he was kicked out of his own home," Smith said. "I let him sleep on my couch as any best friend would do."

If Strahan really is, well, gay, he tried his damnedest to bolster his cover by, among other things, writing a bunch of sappy love letters to his wife, many of which he now claims he doesn't recall. In one letter, he wrote "I love you" 24 times. In another, he said, "Thanks for taking care of me. I promise to always take care of you."

In court, Jean Strahan burst into tears when Michael testified that he didn't know why one of the letters was dated March 22. As it turns out, March 22 is her birthday.

Though we're taking no position as to whether the allegations are true, the issue calls into further question the sack that gave Strahan the single-season record. Was the much-debated tackle of Packers quarterback Brett Favre an effort to break the record -- or was it merely a pre-arranged hook up?



Was Strahan saying "Take that" or "Thanks for helping me set the record" or . . . "I love you" 24 times?
The comments PFT added to the story are hilarious.
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post #2 of 41
6/21/06 at 10:10pm
That's writing worthy of US Weekly.
The Daily News does it again!
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post #3 of 41
6/21/06 at 10:52pm
What a great picture.
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post #4 of 41
6/21/06 at 11:43pm
Those are some pretty lowball tactics Strahan's ex-wife is using. If she keeps this up Strahan might kill her and some waiter.
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post #5 of 41
6/21/06 at 11:44pm
Well if this is true... he'd kill the ex-wife and then try to convince the waiter to run away with him.
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post #6 of 41
6/21/06 at 11:48pm
He's gonna have to start using a different deodorant. Forget the one that'll knock a squirrel out of the tree, he needs some long range stuff now! Aim that pit & fire!
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post #7 of 41
6/22/06 at 12:06am
I suppose this means a sweaty Strahan and Favre will be doing some KY ads in a locker room sporting nothing but towels.
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post #8 of 41
6/22/06 at 12:10am
Ha ha ha ha ha queers are funny
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post #9 of 41
6/22/06 at 12:13am
Ahem... homosexual is the prefered nomenclature Brad.
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post #10 of 41
6/22/06 at 12:15am
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Originally Posted by Brad Millette
Ha ha ha ha ha queers are funny
Methinks Brad's heart bleeds for Stahan's penchant for performing the beast with two backs backstage on "The View".

You're a sweetie!
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post #11 of 41
6/22/06 at 12:21am
What are you doing in this thread, Gabe? There's no women to try and rape.
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post #12 of 41
6/22/06 at 12:22am
But is defiling a corpse truly rape though?
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post #13 of 41
6/22/06 at 12:27am
That pic would have been better if Strahan was on top of former Packer Don Majkowski.

Question-Michael Strahan makes millions of dollars so why does he need to stay on the couch of a friend who has a wife and kids when he could just stay in a hotel?

Answer-As Ozzie Guillen would say, "he's a fucking fag."

It should be a fun few weeks for the NY press.
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post #14 of 41
6/22/06 at 12:30am
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Originally Posted by Anyawatchin Angel
"he's a fucking fag."
Hey now, Brad's already labeled me as the resident gay basher. Get your own gig Anya, I've got dibs!
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post #15 of 41
6/22/06 at 5:00am
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Originally Posted by Uth Vaspetad
Hey now, Brad's already labeled me as the resident gay basher. Get your own gig Anya, I've got dibs!
First off I'm just quoting what Ozzie would answer. I'm cool whith the gays.

Second I was accused of being a gay basher way before you. I got dibs on that.

Third-Since Don Majkowski probably didn't get sacked by twinkle toes, what about Kordell Stewart?

Fourth-Caption this-
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post #16 of 41
6/22/06 at 6:22am


"Oh yeah Uth, that's it baby! You know how daddy likes it. I'm gonna ride your ass all the way to DisneyWorld bitch!"




I feel it's only fair that since I made a joke about Michael and Brett earlier, that I should include myself in this one. Besides, the jury's still out regarding my sexual orientation. Brad just assumes way too much sometimes.
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post #17 of 41
6/22/06 at 8:42am
No, I usually figure anyone this nervous and about homosexuality is pretty deeply closeted.

Especially people in the deep south.
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post #18 of 41
6/22/06 at 10:45am
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Originally Posted by Brad Millette
Especially people in the deep south.
Thanks for the broad generalization. Wanna eat grits and watch NASCAR?
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post #19 of 41
6/22/06 at 10:51am
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Originally Posted by Anyawatchin Angel
First off I'm just quoting what Ozzie would answer. I'm cool whith the gays.
No you're not. You've made more homophobic comments on these boards than Ozzie Guillen could utter in a month.
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post #20 of 41
6/22/06 at 10:56am
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Originally Posted by Guttenberg Fan Club
No you're not. You've made more homophobic comments on these boards than Ozzie Guillen could utter in a month.
Which I find odd because much like a few others here, I swear that AnyaWatchin is either a woman or gay himself by the content/style of his posts.
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post #21 of 41
6/22/06 at 11:22am
I wouldn't be suprised if he was a repressed homosexual, but as for now, he pretends to like girls.
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post #22 of 41
6/22/06 at 12:02pm
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Originally Posted by Martianman
Thanks for the broad generalization. Wanna eat grits and watch NASCAR?
No thanks. I have a functional cerebellum.
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post #23 of 41
6/22/06 at 12:22pm
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Originally Posted by Guttenberg Fan Club
No you're not. You've made more homophobic comments on these boards than Ozzie Guillen could utter in a month.
If gay jokes are homophobic then this board is cluttered with homophobes.

Any why are you comparing me with Ozzie? He's suppose to be a professional. I guess when it's your guy you let things slide.
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post #24 of 41
6/22/06 at 12:25pm
How did I let it slide?

And are you a professional anything? Or do you think so little of yourself? I know you think all athletes are more important than you are, but seriously, you need some self-confidence.
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post #25 of 41
6/22/06 at 1:04pm
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Originally Posted by Brad Millette
No thanks. I have a functional cerebellum.
Sez you.
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post #26 of 41
6/22/06 at 5:28pm
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Originally Posted by Guttenberg Fan Club
And are you a professional anything? Or do you think so little of yourself? I know you think all athletes are more important than you are, but seriously, you need some self-confidence.
Society puts athletes on pedastals and treats them different so I'm not sure why you are saying I think they are more important.

In any other professional situation a person would be fired or suspended for saying what Ozzie did especially upper management like Ozzie. But he's in sports so he gets treated differently.
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post #27 of 41
6/22/06 at 6:45pm
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Originally Posted by Brad Millette
No, I usually figure anyone this nervous and about homosexuality is pretty deeply closeted. Especially people in the deep south.
Once again, you assume way too much. You know nothing about me to warrant such a blanket generalization. Homosexuality doesn't bother me in the slightest, nor does the constant advances made upon me by friends, and others who I don't even know. I can't blame a man for simply trying to get in my pants, for how else is he going to find out what his chances are with me. If I were approached by the right guy, whilst my inhibitions were adequately silenced, who knows what might happen. I'm certainly not one to say... never. You should stop and think once in a while before you go aiming your all-knowing, accusatory finger, because you couldn't possibly be more wrong in your misperception of me.

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No thanks. I have a functional cerebellum.
So, in other words, you're merely claiming that your motor skills and posture/balance is somehow superior to that of a Southerner/NASCAR fan?! That's so unintentionally hilarious! You should have referred to the cerebral hemispheres in your vain attempt to belittle the intellect of one who originates from the deep south, but instead, you've managed to willfuly display your own lack of understanding.


How delightfully inept of you... Brad.
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post #28 of 41
6/22/06 at 7:02pm
It's funny that Uth thinks Brad was calling him homophobic, when really he was just pointing out the absurdity of the article.
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post #29 of 41
6/22/06 at 7:14pm
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Originally Posted by Anyawatchin Angel
Society puts athletes on pedastals and treats them different so I'm not sure why you are saying I think they are more important.

In any other professional situation a person would be fired or suspended for saying what Ozzie did especially upper management like Ozzie. But he's in sports so he gets treated differently.
Yeah, that's the nature of sports. Fag is a word that's tossed around in locker rooms all the time. It is, pathetically, part of the machismo bullshit of sport. Hopefully the controversy and hefty fine will start people to realizing that they had better watch what the fuck they say.

And don't pull any of that 'society' bullshit. This is about you, because I know for a fact that you can't speak for anyone other than yourself, let alone an entire society. You hold up athletes as more important than regular people - you've proven this in thread after thread. Own up to it and quit fucking trying to pass blame off to 'society'. It's your own damn fault.

Just for the record, people wouldn't be fired in every other situation. You think no one in the business world calls each other 'fags'? As if this word only exists in sports? You think union construction workers would get fired for calling someone a fag? Don't be such an idiot. At least, try not to be.
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post #30 of 41
6/22/06 at 8:02pm
I'd like to take the opportunity here to address the rampant use of the word retard on these boards. It's fucking inexcusably offensive towards the mentally handicapped, and there's absolutely no justification for it. It's habitual use just illustrates how some individuals suffer from an inferior vocabulary, or they just don't give a shit about those who were born less fortunate than themselves.

If you want to express how someone is intellectually inadequate, there are many other words to use without being an insensitive asshole about it.
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post #31 of 41
6/22/06 at 8:33pm
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Originally Posted by Guttenberg Fan Club
And don't pull any of that 'society' bullshit. This is about you, because I know for a fact that you can't speak for anyone other than yourself, let alone an entire society.
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You hold up athletes as more important than regular people - you've proven this in thread after thread. Own up to it and quit fucking trying to pass blame off to 'society'. It's your own damn fault.
So it's not ok for me to say that society in general holds athletes up on a pedestal and they are treated differently but it's ok for you to speak for me.

Society has proven it again and again that athletes are treated different. Get real.
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post #32 of 41
6/22/06 at 9:02pm
http://espn.go.com/mlb/news/2000/0131/326815.html
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"Major league baseball takes seriously its role as an American institution and the important social responsibility that goes with it," Selig said.

"We will not dodge our responsibility. Mr. Rocker should understand that his remarks offended practically every element of society and brought dishonor to himself, the Atlanta Braves and major league baseball. The terrible example set by Mr. Rocker is not what our great game is about and, in fact, is a profound breach of the social compact we hold in such high regard."
Double standard.
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post #33 of 41
6/22/06 at 10:21pm
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Originally Posted by Uth Vaspetad
Once again, you assume way too much. You know nothing about me to warrant such a blanket generalization. Homosexuality doesn't bother me in the slightest, nor does the constant advances made upon me by friends, and others who I don't even know. I can't blame a man for simply trying to get in my pants, for how else is he going to find out what his chances are with me. If I were approached by the right guy, whilst my inhibitions were adequately silenced, who knows what might happen. I'm certainly not one to say... never. You should stop and think once in a while before you go aiming your all-knowing, accusatory finger, because you couldn't possibly be more wrong in your misperception of me.

So, in other words, you're merely claiming that your motor skills and posture/balance is somehow superior to that of a Southerner/NASCAR fan?! That's so unintentionally hilarious! You should have referred to the cerebral hemispheres in your vain attempt to belittle the intellect of one who originates from the deep south, but instead, you've managed to willfuly display your own lack of understanding.


How delightfully inept of you... Brad.
I was saying you're a mouthbreather that barely has more than a brain stem. Look, do you want to have sex with me, or what? Because you just seem to looooooooove when I pay attention to you.
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post #34 of 41
6/22/06 at 11:27pm
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Originally Posted by Anyawatchin Angel
So it's not ok for me to say that society in general holds athletes up on a pedestal and they are treated differently but it's ok for you to speak for me.

Society has proven it again and again that athletes are treated different. Get real.
Anya, you've shown a bunch of times over that you see ANY celebrity as needing to be beyond reproach if they are going to be deserving of any respect. I'm not speaking for you, you've spoken for yourself on the matter quite clearly.

Get over the fact that Ozzie Guillen won a title for the Sox. It's not going to change. He was an idiot to say what he did, he's been fined and has to have group therapy. Deal.
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post #35 of 41
6/22/06 at 11:34pm
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Originally Posted by Brad Millette
I was saying you're a mouthbreather that barely has more than a brain stem. Look, do you want to have sex with me, or what? Because you just seem to looooooooove when I pay attention to you.
Oh baby. You sure know how to talk to a girl. What's wrong honey, do I make you... nervous?
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post #36 of 41
6/22/06 at 11:36pm
No, you're just another closeted redneck. I'm cool. Don't swing that way, mind you, but I'm sure you'll find your little buttercup someday.
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post #37 of 41
6/22/06 at 11:38pm
So, am I a redneck simply due to my geographic location then? I happen to be Puerto Rican and Yugoslavian, so go figure...

And insofar as the closeted (redneck? How exactly does that one work?) accusation goes, I love and am attracted to women far too much to be exclusively gay. Bi-curious(and not in the closet about it mind you) is the accurate term here.

Looks like your confused as to who has half a brain stem here sugar.
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post #38 of 41
6/22/06 at 11:51pm
Hey, I'm not the one you need to convince, "man". Bye now!
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post #39 of 41
6/22/06 at 11:54pm
Uth, you're a mouthbreather. Learn to live with it.
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post #40 of 41
6/22/06 at 11:58pm
Ah yes, now Charlie chimes in for the tag team. Answer me this, what is the definition of the word, mouthbreather? I'm not familiar with that one, which by the way just never gets old even after the hundreth time you guys fall back on it as a clever retort.
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post #41 of 41
6/23/06 at 12:39am
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Originally Posted by Uth Vaspetad
That's so unintentionally hilarious! You should have referred to the cerebral hemispheres in your vain attempt to belittle the intellect of one who originates from the deep south, but instead, you've managed to willfuly display your own lack of understanding.


How delightfully inept of you... Brad.

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Originally Posted by Uth Vaspetad
Looks like your confused as to who has half a brain stem here sugar.
Looks like you're the one who is confused.

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Originally Posted by Uth Vaspetad
How delightfully inept of you...Uth.
Note: This reply was mandatory based on the case of Messageboard V. Common Courtesy!
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