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post #1 of 22
2/6/03 at 5:07pm
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... because the fans DEMAND IT! DEMAND, I says!

From Dark Horizons:
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Kung Pow 2: Tongue of Fury: Steve Oedekerk and Jennifer Tung will apparently reprise their roles in the sequel which is aiming for a 2004 release according to the IMDb
I thought the first movie was a good idea in principle with a few funny bits here and there...

... but good Lord, if there was ever a flat-out bad movie...
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post #2 of 22
2/6/03 at 5:29pm
I look forward to this more than any other sequel in development. And that includes Reloaded and Revolutions.
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post #3 of 22
2/6/03 at 5:42pm
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khitcher:
I look forward to this more than any other sequel in development. And that includes Reloaded and Revolutions.
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post #4 of 22
2/6/03 at 5:44pm
Awww Khitch gets a straight jacket.

I wonder what film they are going to do the butchering too?
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post #5 of 22
2/6/03 at 5:44pm
Make that two, Nick. Cause I'm with khitch all the way ('xcept on the "more than Matrix" bit, my insanity has its limits).
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post #6 of 22
2/6/03 at 5:53pm
I'll be one happy, straightjacket-wearing mutha if/when this thing ever hits theater screens.

CT, the worse the better, ya know what I mean?
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post #7 of 22
2/6/03 at 5:55pm
Blunt, you're in this all the way, or not at all, hear?
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post #8 of 22
2/6/03 at 9:22pm
If only Master Tang would come back in this one...

"Forgive Wimp Lo. He is an idiot we have purposly trained wrong as a joke."

Classic...
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post #9 of 22
2/6/03 at 9:27pm
The first one had many funny bits I found great. But nearly all of them were dialogue based. The tongue, the cow, just too stupid and ruined it for me.

Less would definetely have been more.
Hopefully if they do make a sequel this mistake will be rectified.
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post #10 of 22
2/6/03 at 9:35pm
Dear lord no.
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post #11 of 22
2/6/03 at 9:36pm
I know what you mean, Boon. I use quotes from the movie all the time.

"I spanked you as a baby and I'll spank you now, bitch!!!"

Hearing that in a proper english accent on one of the audio tracks never fails to cheer me up.
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post #12 of 22
2/6/03 at 9:44pm
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee chord? My ass. HAHAHAHAHA... ENOUGH!!!"

"Take a closer look, because I RULE, BABY!"

Oh please, let this happen.
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post #13 of 22
2/6/03 at 11:59pm
This came on cable recently and I have to admit. It's not nearly as bad as I feared. Colossally stupid, sure, but also quite funny here or there.
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post #14 of 22
2/7/03 at 12:02am
Good flick. I heard the only reason it sat on the shelf so long before it was released was due to George Lucas realizing that Steve was a better director. Lucas was afraid after seeing Kung Pow everyone would realize that George had no directorial skills whatsoever.
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post #15 of 22
2/7/03 at 12:05am
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Sean Bateman, Samurai Journalist:
Good flick. I heard the only reason it sat on the shelf so long before it was released was due to George Lucas realizing that Steve was a better director. Lucas was afraid after seeing Kung Pow everyone would realize that George had no directorial skills whatsoever.
Too funny.
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post #16 of 22
2/7/03 at 12:33am
"Oh that's tender. That is tender......"

"My Nuts to your Fist style! How'd you like it?"

"I could dance like that....if i felt like it!"

"Oh great now the snorting starts"

I thought it was pretty funny.
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post #17 of 22
2/7/03 at 2:48pm
"I ROCK...AND ROLL...ALL DAY LONG BABY!"

They teased a sequel at the first flick's close...it cost about a dollar.

If it made FIVE, there'd be a sequel. I'm just surprised it didn't happen sooner.

"he's alive, betti...the chosen one is still alive...he's still alive, betti..."

"RED clothessss..."
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post #18 of 22
2/7/03 at 3:09pm
"Taco Bell, Taco Bell, Product Placement at Taco Bell, El Torito, Macho Burrito."

"Master Tang, what are you doing here?"

"I've come to kick ass."
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post #19 of 22
2/8/03 at 4:06am
Oh. My. God. It is a reality. Loved the first film, will be first in line when number 2 comes out.
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post #20 of 22
2/8/03 at 12:20pm
"Open da moutthhhhhhh..."
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post #21 of 22
2/8/03 at 1:11pm
I sat through the first one with my son. He loves it so much that he can pretty much quote the whole thing.

One morning, not too long ago, I was posting here and he spotted one of the lines in someone's signature. He started throwing out one line after the other. It was pretty funny.

Then he said, "Ma, you post with some awesome people!"
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post #22 of 22
2/8/03 at 6:23pm
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Avalon:
I sat through the first one with my son. He loves it so much that he can pretty much quote the whole thing.

One morning, not too long ago, I was posting here and he spotted one of the lines in someone's signature. He started throwing out one line after the other. It was pretty funny.

Then he said, "Ma, you post with some awesome people!"
Your son is awesome too.
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