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Teaser Image: Suzy Turbo Poster

post #1 of 25
6/28/06 at 1:26pm
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Photo: Jordan Albert
Design: Jeremy Butler
Kickin' body: Ryan Taylor
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post #2 of 25
6/28/06 at 1:28pm
"She makes me feel kinda funny. Like when we used to climb the rope in gym class."
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post #3 of 25
6/28/06 at 1:55pm
nice image but not liking the gradient color choices.

and I wait to hear:

"Who the hell is looking at the gradient!"
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post #4 of 25
6/28/06 at 2:40pm
That's about a 100 pounds of hot.
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post #5 of 25
6/28/06 at 2:51pm
Aside from the excellent 11CA! logo, it looks like it belongs on a fanfilm site. I hope there wasn't a lot of money spent on that. The chick is hot and all, but it has zero impact.
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post #6 of 25
6/28/06 at 2:55pm
No offense to the lady, but what's with all the fanboy slavering and drooling? It's a picture of a woman in a lawyer's suit. Are you guys that desperate? Or do you simply have no other way of responding to the opposite sex?
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post #7 of 25
6/28/06 at 2:57pm
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Originally Posted by BobClark
No offense to the lady, but what's with all the fanboy slavering and drooling? It's a picture of a woman in a lawyer's suit. Are you guys that desperate? Or do you simply have no other way of responding to the opposite sex?
But she has a knife Bob! SHE HAS A KNIFE!
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post #8 of 25
6/28/06 at 2:58pm
Are these actual advertisements or just internet stuff?
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post #9 of 25
6/28/06 at 2:59pm
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Originally Posted by kingcujoI
But she has a knife Bob! SHE HAS A KNIFE!
A rape knife. It's not rapebear, but close.
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post #10 of 25
6/28/06 at 3:00pm
Hott1!!
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post #11 of 25
6/28/06 at 3:01pm
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Originally Posted by BobClark
No offense to the lady, but what's with all the fanboy slavering and drooling? It's a picture of a woman in a lawyer's suit. Are you guys that desperate? Or do you simply have no other way of responding to the opposite sex?
Wow. Bob is really taking the mysogny talks in his "Lay Off Britney" thread seriously.
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post #12 of 25
6/28/06 at 3:05pm
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We're doing fun character posters for everyone. These aren't official posters. They're concepts for a film we haven't made yet.
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post #13 of 25
6/28/06 at 3:08pm
An idea...if you wish to continue with the baseball card line of promotional material.

Don't toss just one card out there. Put other character's cards behind (even mostly covered by) the one you are highlighting. It will give the image more business and make it so I look at the character first...instead of the gradient/rape knife.
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post #14 of 25
6/28/06 at 3:11pm
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Originally Posted by Death Surge
Wow. Bob is really taking the mysogny talks in his "Lay Off Britney" thread seriously.
Why do you hate women, Death Surge?
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post #15 of 25
6/28/06 at 3:13pm
I don't, Bob. I really love them. I really try to love as many of them as possible, as often as possible.
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post #16 of 25
6/28/06 at 3:16pm
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Originally Posted by Death Surge
I don't, Bob. I really love them. I really try to love as many of them as possible, as often as possible.
Is this all your euphemism for destroying them with a cordless drill?
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post #17 of 25
6/28/06 at 3:23pm
He destroys them with a cordless dildo hat.
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post #18 of 25
6/28/06 at 3:45pm
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Originally Posted by BobClark
He destroys them with a cordless dildo hat.
Hey now. Let's not start Swedish Miyagi comparisons. Those hurt.

meanwhile, back on topic...

Why is Suzy a "Coach", and is it a spoiler that "Annette Alive" is a "Survivor"?
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post #19 of 25
6/28/06 at 3:51pm
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Originally Posted by Death Surge
Hey now. Let's not start Swedish Miyagi comparisons. Those hurt.

meanwhile, back on topic...

Why is Suzy a "Coach", and is it a spoiler that "Annette Alive" is a "Survivor"?
Because she's the coach. And no, her being Alive is testament to her "survivor" status so that's not really a spoiler.
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post #20 of 25
6/30/06 at 2:25pm

That's not a knife

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Originally Posted by kingcujoI
But she has a knife Bob! SHE HAS A KNIFE!
That's not a knife. Now, this is a knife.
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post #21 of 25
6/30/06 at 2:28pm
Ahh yes... the 2000 model. A good year for knives!
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post #22 of 25
7/3/06 at 3:59pm
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Originally Posted by neaux
nice image but not liking the gradient color choices.

and I wait to hear:

"Who the hell is looking at the gradient!"
I agree, would've had it laying in the ballpark grass to give it the baseball flavor or something.

I await the end product of the 11CA project.
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post #23 of 25
7/3/06 at 3:59pm
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Originally Posted by neaux
nice image but not liking the gradient color choices.

and I wait to hear:

"Who the hell is looking at the gradient!"
I agree, would've had it laying in the ballpark grass to give it the baseball flavor or something.

I await the end product of the 11CA project.
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post #24 of 25
7/4/06 at 1:46am
Thread Starter 
Well, we're redoing all these posters. You'll be pleased!
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post #25 of 25
7/4/06 at 2:02am
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Originally Posted by kingcujoI
Don't toss just one card out there. Put other character's cards behind (even mostly covered by) the one you are highlighting. It will give the image more business and make it so I look at the character first...instead of the gradient/rape knife.
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Originally Posted by Darth Chocula
would've had it laying in the ballpark grass to give it the baseball flavor or something.
Not a bad image, but these guys are right, could use a little extra "oomph!"..

I'd use some of both these ideas, and have on of those "trapper keeper"-type card collector things, laying on the grass, with each character's card front and center(while seeing bits of the others). Maybe it could always be the bottom middle card highlighted, and have the 11 Colonials Attack! logo resting in the grass, maybe next to a softball or "soiled" condom of something(I don't know too much about the film).

I realize you're already redoing them, I just thought I'd throw my two cents in.

*edit- I just noticed the "Kraken Heads" logo on the card, nice touch.
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