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Dave Davis' head will explode!

post #1 of 325
7/6/06 at 3:17am
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I'm relatively new around here (on the boards, at least), but always get a laugh anytime he mentions his love for Ms. Biel. I thought Mr. Davis would enjoy taking a look.....

Plus, she's hot.



The rest of the pictures can be found here: http://forums.superiorpics.com/ubbth...rt/1/vc/1/nt/2
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post #2 of 325
7/6/06 at 3:23am
For a minute there, I thought you were going to go with Dave's other...tastes.
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post #3 of 325
7/6/06 at 3:26am
Nice growler.
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post #4 of 325
7/6/06 at 5:43am
I'm trying to find faults with these pics, and I just in any way can't.
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post #5 of 325
7/6/06 at 6:34am
She's alive?

(Sorry....too easy)
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post #6 of 325
7/6/06 at 3:09pm
This picture ruins the whole set/fantasy.
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post #7 of 325
7/6/06 at 7:31pm
OH EM GEE

She bests Alba for booty in a couple of those shots.
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post #8 of 325
7/6/06 at 7:37pm
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Originally Posted by Brendan
This picture ruins the whole set/fantasy.
How so?

And nobody bests Alba in the booty department, Mr. Davis. Nobody.
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post #9 of 325
7/6/06 at 7:52pm
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Originally Posted by JGButler
And nobody bests Alba in the booty department, Mr. Davis. Nobody.
Ms. Alba is on the Nicole Richie diet. She's losing the ass and the bones are coming out.
so sad
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post #10 of 325
7/6/06 at 8:18pm
That selfish bitch.
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post #11 of 325
7/6/06 at 9:05pm
The battle for Jessica supremacy still belongs to Alba. But I really do hate seeing the ribs.
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post #12 of 325
7/6/06 at 9:33pm
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Originally Posted by JGButler
How so?
I guess he's referring to the overweight friend/relative/random woman.

No one is perfect. Looks-wise, Biel is pretty fucking close. I realized that the first time I saw the Rules of Attraction, and I've been a fan ever since. Alba doesn't hold a candle to her from where I stand, not saying Alba isn't awesome. Jessica Alba and Cameron Diaz are two actresses that have never looked better than they did in the first films I saw them in. Idle Hands for Alba, the Mask for Diaz.

The only thing Biel's missing in the photos is a nice tan(which I assume she was working on).
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post #13 of 325
7/7/06 at 12:12am
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Originally Posted by Nexus-6
No one is perfect. Looks-wise, Biel is pretty fucking close. I realized that the first time I saw the Rules of Attraction, and I've been a fan ever since. Alba doesn't hold a candle to her from where I stand, not saying Alba isn't awesome. Jessica Alba and Cameron Diaz are two actresses that have never looked better than they did in the first films I saw them in. Idle Hands for Alba, the Mask for Diaz.
Lots of truthiness.

And honestly, Alba never really had that much of an ass to begin with. Biel wins there.
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post #14 of 325
7/8/06 at 4:12am
I like Biel over Alba in the ass department and probably everything else. Alba's ass, while great, borders on bony at times and Biel's ass has near perfect shape and thickness. I even like that she has no tan, because tans tend to distract and hide some things, this way you knowthe quality is real.

couldn't agree more about Diaz's stock declining since the Mask.
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post #15 of 325
7/8/06 at 4:24am
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti
The battle for Jessica supremacy still belongs to Alba. But I really do hate seeing the ribs.
I disagree. Alba is pretty much perfect, but Biel is a damn close second and arguably first in a lot of areas. Plus, and I hate to bring sissy logic into a hard on contest, Biel is the better actress. Alba just isn't good and Biel is, with potential to become top notch. If Alba fucks up and goes the thin girl route, she's outta here.
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post #16 of 325
7/8/06 at 9:24pm
It's hard to beat Alba in the ass department based on these pictures here.

But, Biel still wins for her overall physique, especially considering how good she looked in her topless spread in Gear several years ago, when she was trying to get out of her contract on 7th Heaven, as well as her bikini scenes in Summer Catch and Stealth.
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post #17 of 325
7/8/06 at 11:32pm
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Originally Posted by Sacrilicious Supersucker
... I hate to bring sissy logic into a hard on contest...

Heh heh....
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post #18 of 325
7/8/06 at 11:50pm
it is tough to beat Alba (not tough to beat off to Alba), but to compare apples to apples, I would need to see Biel in some of those doggie style camel toe shots of her own. When/if those pics ever surface they need to be posted immediately.
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post #19 of 325
7/9/06 at 12:35am
Alba is hot. But Biel is much hotter, and that woman can act.
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post #20 of 325
7/9/06 at 2:58pm
The Biel backing here is astounding. Go walk through the makeup department at Macy's. Half the sales staff is hotter than Biel.

Even if you have no horse in the Alba/Biel race I still recommend strolling through the Macy's makeup department. Fantastic.
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post #21 of 325
7/9/06 at 5:16pm
Jessica Alba IS the finest woman in the world. She has a much prettier face than Biel.
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post #22 of 325
7/9/06 at 5:24pm
Negative on both counts young man.
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post #23 of 325
7/9/06 at 5:55pm
On the first count, it was definite hyperbole.

I stand firm on part 2, you ageist.
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post #24 of 325
7/9/06 at 6:16pm
If we're talking The Finest Woman In The World, this woman wins that trophy without even breaking a sweat.



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post #25 of 325
7/9/06 at 6:20pm
I forgot about Little White Box with an X. What a dream.
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post #26 of 325
7/9/06 at 6:27pm
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Originally Posted by Uth Vaspetad
If we're talking The Finest Woman In The World, this woman wins that trophy without even breaking a sweat.
And what might her name be, so I can update my stalker list?
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post #27 of 325
7/9/06 at 6:29pm
The lack of Scarlet Johanssen in this discussion is criminal.
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post #28 of 325
7/9/06 at 6:31pm
Adriana Lima, says so right in the image properties.
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post #29 of 325
7/9/06 at 7:05pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson
The lack of Scarlet Johanssen in this discussion is criminal.
That's cause it's so hard to find photos of her in a bikini!

Here's a screengrab from the trailer for "Scoop" to placate, though:

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post #30 of 325
7/9/06 at 7:38pm
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post #31 of 325
7/9/06 at 8:09pm
Patrick Ripoll has done yeoman service here this day.
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post #32 of 325
7/9/06 at 9:18pm
Actually all the credit should go to Mr. Dave Davis himself, who took the screencap for his Love Song for Bobby Long dvd review.
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post #33 of 325
7/10/06 at 6:55pm
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti
The Biel backing here is astounding. Go walk through the makeup department at Macy's. Half the sales staff is hotter than Biel.

Even if you have no horse in the Alba/Biel race I still recommend strolling through the Macy's makeup department. Fantastic.
and they also act like there is a 50% chance of fucking them behind the counter. Biel's face is suspect at times, but she looks damn near perfect in this picture...


The thing about Scarlett Johanson is that if it weren't for the tits there wouldn't be too much of a discussion.
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post #34 of 325
7/10/06 at 7:02pm
Bullshit. Factor in the legs, the ass, the face, the eyes, and to top it off, the lips, and Scarlett's got an entire body that's the mathmatical equation of an erection to the fifth power. The tits just puts it into the arena of quantum physics.
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post #35 of 325
7/10/06 at 7:05pm
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Originally Posted by g-dude
Bullshit. Factor in the legs, the ass, the face, the eyes, and to top it off, the lips, and Scarlett's got an entire body that's the mathmatical equation of an erection to the fifth power. The tits just puts it into the arena of quantum physics.
Agreed. Biel's got a great body but something's off with her face. She's very pretty, don't get me wrong, but there's something there that keeps her from being the ringing bell to my drooling dog.
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post #36 of 325
7/10/06 at 7:14pm
Scarlet Johansen is so more than just a nice rack, and I'd choose her over Alba anyday. Now if you had to choose between Biel, Lima, and Johansen that'd be a very tough decision indeed. Fortunately this is not a scenario any of us will ever be confronted with.
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post #37 of 325
7/10/06 at 7:26pm
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Originally Posted by Uth Vaspetad
Fortunately this is not a scenario any of us will ever be confronted with.
Yeah. Thank God for that.
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post #38 of 325
7/14/06 at 5:32am
Jessica Alba or Biel...what a tough decision. I think Alba has an incredibly voluptuous body, but sadly she's losing the weight fast and may come dangerously to Keira Knightley territory if she doesn't stop (although no one can be as flat as Keira). Biel doesn't have the prettiest face, but her body is very athletic and well-proportioned, and imo has a better body than Alba.

Too bad both actresses have the "no-nudity" clause in their contract.
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post #39 of 325
7/16/06 at 8:34am
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Lookin' Good...

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post #40 of 325
7/16/06 at 8:39am
Good Lord.
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post #41 of 325
7/16/06 at 11:22am
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I just saw this in my local newspaper in Orlando, and looked it up. Sure would be nice to be rich....

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Originally Posted by The Denver Post
A date with "The Sexiest Woman Alive" will be up for auction during a fundraiser to help an East High School graduate run over by a limousine on prom night.

Boulder native and actress Jessica Biel has agreed to go on a date with the highest bidder at an auction Tuesday at Rock Island Club for Molly Bloom. The money raised will help Bloom's family pay for medical expenses, event organizers said today.

"I sincerely hope you can attend to help Molly and her family as they deal with the challenges ahead," Biel said in an audio message on http://www.dosomethingthatmatters.com/.

Biel, who was named the sexiest woman alive last year by Esquire Magazine, will not be attending the fundraiser because she is on location shooting a movie.

But she will return to Colorado for the date next month. "Come on, it's Jessica Biel. What guy wouldn't want to win a date with her?" said Dmitri Lee Natali, 19, a friend and former classmate of Bloom's. "My mom happened to be able to contact (Biel's) parents, and they had heard about Molly's tragedy. They said 'yeah, I bet she'll do that."'
http://www.denverpost.com/search/ci_4047989
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post #42 of 325
7/16/06 at 12:20pm
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Originally Posted by Uth Vaspetad
Fortunately this is not a scenario any of us will ever be confronted with.
You and your silly "real" world.
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post #43 of 325
7/16/06 at 12:21pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson
The lack of Scarlet Johanssen in this discussion is criminal.
I would agree if you replace "Scarlet Johanssen" with "Monica Bellucci"
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post #44 of 325
7/16/06 at 3:33pm
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Originally Posted by Chavez
I would agree if you replace "Scarlet Johanssen" with "Monica Bellucci"
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post #45 of 325
7/17/06 at 5:02am
I guess that settles that.
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post #46 of 325
8/4/06 at 6:15pm
"Jessica Alba IS the finest woman in the world. She has a much prettier face than Biel."

"Biel's face is suspect at times"

Even if you think Alba is hotter (which she is damn sure is not even close to Biel) there is no way Biel's face is suspect. If anything Alba's face is suspect...it alternates between great and pretty average depending on the angle.

Quite frankly just about the only person that gives Biel a run for her money in this type of discussion is Scarlett.
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post #47 of 325
8/4/06 at 6:26pm
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti
The Biel backing here is astounding. Go walk through the makeup department at Macy's. Half the sales staff is hotter than Biel.
My wife thanks you.
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post #48 of 325
8/7/06 at 6:17pm
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Originally Posted by Uth Vaspetad
Lots of pictures.
Heh, "no-nudity" clause my arse.
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post #49 of 325
8/9/06 at 5:47pm
When I was 15, I wrote Gillian Anderson a love song and sent it to her. She sent me and autographed X-Files pic back. I almost died that day.
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post #50 of 325
8/11/06 at 12:47am
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Originally Posted by ZombieBunny
When I was 15, I wrote Gillian Anderson a love song and sent it to her. She sent me and autographed X-Files pic back. I almost died that day.

Have you seen A Cock and Bull Story? If not, rent it.
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