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The Jessica Alba sashay beat off competition
I've been involved in this competition.

It takes place in my bedroom.

And I'm the only competitor.
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Cue terrible "In other news scientists discover..." jokes and, perhaps, a crack about string bikini theory.
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Alba sure gets a lot of wedgies. I should volunteer to be her wedgie-rectifier. I'd even use my mouth to demonstrate my dedication.
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Does anyone know if they released the chart on how to figure out where someone ranks for this? I'd be curious to test it out and see where some of my friends rank.
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Thread Starter 
Some older ones from the Chuck & Larry set.



This last one is just unreal!

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Wayden

RE: Last Biel Photo In Your Posted Group

Message:

goddamn
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Holy FNA!
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Jessica Biel last week at the Packers game, getting her ass grabbed by a friend just inches away from boyfriend Justin Timberlake.



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I love how the ass-grab is immediately followed by a stern look from Timberlake. Shit, if it were me I'd be holding up a roll of Mentos and winking at the camera.
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Does the girlfriend's belt say Wildcats? 'Cause that might be appropriate.
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Jessica looks quite haggered here, but you just know that body's still hell-a-rockin'.

http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=3681
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Yeah, how dare Jessica not pretty herself up to walk through an airport in the middle of the night; didn't she know some douchetard would be sticking a camera in her face?

Why aren't there more savage paparazzi beatings?
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Dear Mena Suvari,

Next time you are in the city and need a place to sit, my face is available.

Sincerely,
Will Kane
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A 16 year old Angelina
Beats the Olsen twins anyday.
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Dear Mena Suvari,

Next time you are in the city and need a place to sit, my face is available.

Sincerely,
Will Kane
Looks like Mena's man likes junk in the trunk as well.

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Jailbait Goth Angelina > Emaciated Baby Snatcher Angelina
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Looks like Mena's man likes junk in the trunk as well.

Christ...who wouldn't? One or two of those pics are nigh-religious experiences.
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Thread Starter 
It's been a while since I've posted in this thread, but this should do.

Jessica Simpson in this month's esquire


Just in case the image doesn't show, here's the larger version...
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It must be said, once again, as long as she isn't speaking and/or singing, Jessica Simpson is bodacious.
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Thread Starter 
Marisa Miller's a pretty good excuse to resurrect this thread...

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You're damn right.

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Dear sweet baby jesus....
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Her proportions are straight out of Manga, it's almost too much for this jaded brain to take.

If Marisa Miller was any more conventionally attractive she would fall into the uncanny valley.

That said, I'm sure she could make me cum tears.
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Bump for more Carrie Underwood flesh than usual:

http://egotastic.com/entertainment/c...ictures-003787

She looks a heck of a lot like Kate Hudson in some of the pics. Ya know, if Kate had her some boobies and all.
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