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post #51 of 325
8/11/06 at 11:14am
If the following picture isn't photoshoped, the battle of the Jessicas is over.

Forever.

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post #52 of 325
8/13/06 at 12:05am
photoshop Gene Simmons?
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post #53 of 325
8/13/06 at 6:08am
Thread Starter 
Pretty sure the tongue pic is real.

Anyway, here's some more for my fellow Chewers. Turns out tight, white pants are a good look for her. Who knew?



Rumptastic!

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post #54 of 325
8/14/06 at 9:13pm
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Originally Posted by WayDen
Rumptastic!
WINNER: ALBA

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post #55 of 325
8/14/06 at 11:41pm
if only Biel would pose on all fours on a lawn chair.....
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post #56 of 325
8/15/06 at 2:02am
Another feather in Biel's cap: http://wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=23
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post #57 of 325
8/15/06 at 2:49am
Thread Starter 
I can't stand to see this tear us apart any longer! So here's some comparisons.

Kinda freaky how alike some of the poses are. Based on these, what do you guys think?



Personally, I just like something about Biel....

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Originally Posted by swedish miyagi
if only Biel would pose on all fours on a lawn chair.....
This is the best I got.
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post #58 of 325
8/15/06 at 3:01am
Thread Starter 
Edit for double post...
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post #59 of 325
8/15/06 at 1:14pm
......nice work
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post #60 of 325
8/15/06 at 1:34pm
Damn, I am loving ALL of these pics.

The clear winner here: testosterone.
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post #61 of 325
8/15/06 at 6:43pm
You all are going to hate me, but my wife has a body like Biel, and red hair to boot.
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post #62 of 325
8/15/06 at 6:59pm
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Originally Posted by wydren
You all are going to hate me, but my wife has a body like Biel, and red hair to boot.
I don't hate you for that. I salute you sir! Enjoy!

This thread is great, not matter who loses "The Battle of the Most Buxom Jessica" we all win.

Looks like Biel is winning right now, she's got my vote.
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post #63 of 325
8/15/06 at 8:23pm
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Originally Posted by Milkyway
Looks like Biel is winning right now
I have no idea what you're talking about. Or what thread you're reading. As punishment, you must look at this...



And if you're not more respectful in the future, I might unleash more Alba upon you.
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post #64 of 325
8/15/06 at 8:27pm
Is it wrong that my first reaction to that picture is perplexion as to the origins of that hairy, sandy leg?
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post #65 of 325
8/15/06 at 8:30pm
She just dug it up. Now she's going to eat it.
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post #66 of 325
8/15/06 at 8:31pm
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Originally Posted by Litmus Configuration
I have no idea what you're talking about. Or what thread you're reading. As punishment, you must look at this...



And if you're not more respectful in the future, I might unleash more Alba upon you.
Yeah I have that (great!) picture in a file on my computer. Alba's great, I've always liked her (since I first saw her in Idel Hands), but she's fast losing that body and becoming threateningly close to a Nicole Richtie body (yikes!).
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post #67 of 325
8/15/06 at 8:32pm
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Originally Posted by Litmus Configuration
And if you're not more respectful in the future, I might unleash more Alba upon you.
You're a complete jerk. An absolute knee-biter.
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post #68 of 325
8/15/06 at 8:44pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson
You're a complete jerk. An absolute knee-biter.
Oh yeah?!



So there!
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post #69 of 325
8/15/06 at 8:51pm
Look at the last picture on the right that WayDen posted. I'm just saying, I like a little more junk in the trunk (like Biel has). Alba is getting too skinny.
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post #70 of 325
8/15/06 at 9:44pm
Fuck this.. I'm making myself happy..







And just cos it's fucking awesome..


I like to pretend she's totally making eyes at me.
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post #71 of 325
8/15/06 at 9:49pm
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Originally Posted by Milkyway
Look at the last picture on the right that WayDen posted. I'm just saying, I like a little more junk in the trunk (like Biel has). Alba is getting too skinny.
Agreed!
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post #72 of 325
8/16/06 at 1:16am
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Originally Posted by wydren
You all are going to hate me, but my wife has a body like Biel, and red hair to boot.
around these parts, that kind of talk must come with a pic.
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post #73 of 325
8/16/06 at 2:20am
They're different. Biel has more of a regal, elegant kind of beauty. Alba is more of a captain-of-the-cheerleader team hotness. I'd gladly sell my entire family into slavery for five minutes alone with either one of them.

Also, great call on whoever namechecked Bellucci and Lima. Nobody does the halter top/jeans look better than Lima. Nobody.
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post #74 of 325
8/16/06 at 5:44pm
Jessica at the premiere of The Illusionist:

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post #75 of 325
8/16/06 at 8:59pm
Thread Starter 
Good lord! Forget the beer, you could set your keg on that thing! Nice pic, Diva...
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post #76 of 325
8/16/06 at 9:03pm
As I said before Biel wins. Thank you Diva.
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post #77 of 325
8/16/06 at 9:13pm
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Originally Posted by Carl Cunningham
Damn, I am loving ALL of these pics.

The clear winner here: testosterone.
I stand by this.
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post #78 of 325
8/16/06 at 9:13pm
It should say "Good Year" on that thing.
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post #79 of 325
8/17/06 at 12:01am
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Milkyway
As I said before Biel wins.
Time for the victory lap!







Love the look on her face in this one

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post #80 of 325
8/17/06 at 12:01am
Thread Starter 
And she's on Letterman tonight. Here's some of her going into the studio, last one's great.



Some more of her in the blue dress I posted earlier...



Two more...

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post #81 of 325
8/19/06 at 12:08pm
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Originally Posted by swedish miyagi
around these parts, that kind of talk must come with a pic.
She would kill me. Imagine the following conversation:
Me:"Let me get a picture of you, either in a bikini or in a skirt showing off your booty."

Her:"Why"

Me:"...So I can put it up on the internet?"

I don't think it would work.
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post #82 of 325
8/19/06 at 1:48pm
Just say "So when we're both old together we can look back on how beautiful you were now, at the very beginning of our life-long journey with each other." Then put it on the internet.

Either that, or sneak one while she's getting dressed.
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post #83 of 325
8/19/06 at 2:13pm
sneak it with a camera phone or something, you'll be my hero.
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post #84 of 325
8/19/06 at 5:56pm
yeah, just take a discreet papparazzi shot when she's prancing around in her underwear.

If you can't pull that off, which you can, then tell her you could take a body only shot with no face for anonymity purposes because you said she was hot on the internet and people wanted proof. She'd probably be down for that due to it's amusing nature.
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post #85 of 325
8/19/06 at 7:01pm
Kate owns BOTH Jessica's dammit:


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post #86 of 325
8/21/06 at 10:58am
Jessica Biel in Vanity Fair

The photos in the above link are outtakes]. Imagine what actually made it into the magazine.
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post #87 of 325
8/21/06 at 2:31pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Diva
Jessica Biel in Vanity Fair

The photos in the above link are outtakes]. Imagine what actually made it into the magazine.
Nice! Also liked the link to Kate Beckinsale bikini pictures
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post #88 of 325
8/21/06 at 3:28pm
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Originally Posted by Diva
Imagine what actually made it into the magazine.
Hopefully photos that are actually sexy this time.
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post #89 of 325
8/22/06 at 9:24am
Jessica Alba had me at "...fucking the dirty little boy next door..." line from Idle Hands. I'll be hers forever. Oh and I can't really remember the real quote, but it was something like that after Sawa, Alba and the Hand get done doing it.

EDIT: Also, I still have respect for Devin Sawa for acting in a sex scene with Alba. I don't know what happened to the dude, but damn am I jealous. Nice work Sawa.
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post #90 of 325
8/22/06 at 9:36am
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Originally Posted by WayDen
Pretty sure the tongue pic is real.

Anyway, here's some more for my fellow Chewers. Turns out tight, white pants are a good look for her. Who knew?



Rumptastic!
There's something else that makes these pics even hotter. As far as I know, the only thing that you buy that comes in black plastic bags is porn-shop stuff. I could be wrong, but I bet Biel just got herself a new toy.
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post #91 of 325
8/22/06 at 3:05pm
Jessica Biel at her sexiest...her spread in Gear magazine from way back.
LL
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post #92 of 325
8/25/06 at 4:29pm
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Originally Posted by WayDen
Some more of her in the blue dress I posted earlier...
Dammit, I got one kind of like this, but I can't figure out how to upload. That's right, I've been on the boards this long and have never uploaded a picture.

Oh, and I'm not putting a picture up here of her in her underwear. If you're married, you understand.
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post #93 of 325
8/25/06 at 8:45pm
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Originally Posted by Anger Management
Jessica Biel at her sexiest...her spread in Gear magazine from way back.
Okay...NOW we're talking.
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post #94 of 325
8/25/06 at 11:30pm
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Originally Posted by wydren
Oh, and I'm not putting a picture up here of her in her underwear. If you're married, you understand.
fine, post a completely nude one then, your call.
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post #95 of 325
8/26/06 at 7:39am
One of my favorite pictures of Ms. Biel:

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post #96 of 325
8/27/06 at 5:23am
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Originally Posted by JGButler
How so?

And nobody bests Alba in the booty department, Mr. Davis. Nobody.
Considering she's a latina, she's pretty low in the ass dept. I have more ass than Alba.


But Ms. Biel...look yummy...the white Iris Chacon

JESSICA BIEL HAS ASS FOR DAYS

BTW, biel's waist to hip is insane.....
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post #97 of 325
8/27/06 at 11:39pm
I just want to go on record as saying this may be my favorite thread of all time. I'm loving it! And yes she does have ass for days...and the rest of her is insane also.
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post #98 of 325
8/27/06 at 11:56pm
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Originally Posted by Nelson
Considering she's a latina, she's pretty low in the ass dept. I have more ass than Alba.
I'm more into quality than quantity. And easy access is always a plus.

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But Ms. Biel...look yummy...the white Iris Chacon
Wow...now that's a name I've not heard in a long time...a long time. She always reminded me of that AEROBICISE girl:

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post #99 of 325
8/28/06 at 5:24am
Litmus, Biel's ass is of the highest possible quality. This is a scientifically proven fact as determined by my willingness to lick the area around her asshole.

Nelson, I'm pretty sure that Alba is Italian not Latina.
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post #100 of 325
9/1/06 at 4:53pm
Alba's father is Mexican.
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