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Embarrasing Story

post #1 of 18
7/11/06 at 12:19pm
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The other night, I was walking home from the 24 hour petrol station, and I needed a shit! I got in, ran upstairs and pulled down my trousers and pants with my ass facing away from the toilet. But it was too late, things had started.
As I span round to get my ass on the loo, I sprayed my whole bathroom with shit. Bath, radiator, toilet, the lot. My friend Shaun was downstairs, and he found this all most funny. As did my wife. We had to throw a lot of stuff away, and I was cleaning the bathroom for a good hour.


Not good
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post #2 of 18
7/11/06 at 12:23pm
Congratulations.
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post #3 of 18
7/11/06 at 12:29pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Brad Millette
Congratulations.
Thanks!
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post #4 of 18
7/11/06 at 12:30pm
You're proud of yourself, aren't you?
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post #5 of 18
7/11/06 at 12:53pm
Wouldn't you be? A good shit-arc like the one described isn't often seen.
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post #6 of 18
7/11/06 at 12:56pm
Eat more fibre.

Write less posts.
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post #7 of 18
7/11/06 at 12:58pm
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Originally Posted by Stormin
Wouldn't you be? A good shit-arc like the one described isn't often seen.
It isn't often seen because one is generally sitting on the fucking toilet.
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post #8 of 18
7/11/06 at 1:05pm
Slater already walked this moon for us.
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post #9 of 18
7/11/06 at 1:08pm
You sure seem proud of that.

Well then allow me to invite you next year to participate to this competition.
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post #10 of 18
7/11/06 at 1:55pm
Happened to a buddy of mine after drinking an entire gallon of apple juice. He detonated as he bent over to sit down.

The kicker was, he left it for his mom to clean up.
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post #11 of 18
7/11/06 at 2:37pm
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Originally Posted by Kevin Matchstick
Slater already walked this moon for us.
Yea, going to be hard to top that one... so good I CCd it to a friend at work... though I pretty much copied it as is, leaving out a signature. Any admin snooping through mail probably thinks it's my own personal shit story. Ah well.
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post #12 of 18
7/11/06 at 3:39pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by thejumbo
Happened to a buddy of mine after drinking an entire gallon of apple juice. He detonated as he bent over to sit down.

The kicker was, he left it for his mom to clean up.
Detonated? LMFAO!
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post #13 of 18
7/11/06 at 3:48pm
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Originally Posted by ChickenStu
Detonated? LMFAO!
LMFAO? LMFAO!
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post #14 of 18
7/11/06 at 4:22pm
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Originally Posted by ChickenStu
Detonated? LMFAO!
TOMPWLAY!!
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post #15 of 18
7/11/06 at 6:59pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kevin Matchstick
Slater already walked this moon for us.
At least this guy got his pants down.
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post #16 of 18
7/11/06 at 10:18pm
I knew this story was fake as soon as I got to the 'wife' bit.
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post #17 of 18
7/13/06 at 3:20pm
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Originally Posted by Samurai Mike
I knew this story was fake as soon as I got to the 'wife' bit.
How so? If you saw my bathroom afterwards, then you wouldn't think it was fake!
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post #18 of 18
8/3/06 at 5:48pm
AW....man...sorry dude..I feel for you.
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