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post #1 of 16
7/11/06 at 10:30pm
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Today's All-Star (courtesy GorillaMask.net)

A snippet of "About me":

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I love to party, i love going clubbin' wit my boyz, dancing in front of a mirror, i enjoy shopping of course, goin to the malls, tanning. ...I like hangin' out wit friends, cosmic bowling, and when the weather is nice i love to go rollerblading and bicycling. I also love getting my beauty sleep, and I'm a die hard fan of the Cleveland Indians, Cavaliers, and Browns. I'm also interested in studying Bible prophecies and predictions. I'm obsessed with pro wrestling, and Batista is my favorite wrestler. And I love to watch scary movies, and i also like girls who are just really nice and can just have fun and laugh and have a good time.
The pictures of him on the page are the best. Holy cow.
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post #2 of 16
7/11/06 at 10:56pm
Wow, he's cool!
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post #3 of 16
7/11/06 at 11:07pm
Self-love-the all natural opiate.
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post #4 of 16
7/12/06 at 12:59am
Fucking guidos.
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post #5 of 16
7/12/06 at 1:26am


hahaha. Dude looks like he fell asleep in a tanning bed.
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post #6 of 16
7/12/06 at 1:52am
Never before have I so badly wanted to punch someone in the face who I've never met.

Well, okay, Paris Hilton.
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post #7 of 16
7/12/06 at 5:08am
What are you guys talking about. He acheived the impossible. He's Cool and Hot at the same time!I'd hit it!

With a railgun.

(Edited for syntax.)
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post #8 of 16
7/12/06 at 5:16am
I weep for the future of the human race.
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post #9 of 16
7/12/06 at 8:02am
The end is definately near. Just hope it's sooner than later.
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post #10 of 16
7/12/06 at 10:01am
Further insight!

I actually went to high school with this kid. He isn't 17 years old, he should be 22. I haven't talked to him since high school, but I'm told he says he's 17 so he can get high school girls easier. And even if I ran into him at the grocery store (though he's much too cool for the grocery store), I wouldn't recognize him because SOME OF HIS FACE IS FUCKING PLASTIC. He wasn't even an ugly kid back in high school. Now he's just creepy.
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post #11 of 16
7/12/06 at 11:13am
I figured this would just be a link to that MySpace Suicides page.
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post #12 of 16
7/12/06 at 11:45am
The page might turn people to suicide.

And as far as I know, his dream is still to become a professional wrestler.
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post #13 of 16
7/12/06 at 11:58am
Why do these folks always find the need to make their MySpace page seizure inducing?

I fucking hate myspace.
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post #14 of 16
7/12/06 at 1:21pm
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Originally Posted by gravedigger
I figured this would just be a link to that MySpace Suicides page.
Huh?
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post #15 of 16
7/12/06 at 2:01pm
Colt, www.mydeathspace.com
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post #16 of 16
7/12/06 at 2:29pm
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Originally Posted by whiskaz
The hilarity never ends.
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