Pro-Life Blogger makes ass of self.

""I just know it's going to be the best non-anesthetized invasive uterine surgery ever!"

Come on, that's great stuff. Apparently he aborted his sense of humor a long time ago. Cue the cuckoo sound someone.

Reminds me of a couple Bill Hicks jokes:

"Boy, I've never seen an issue so divisive. It's like a civil war, isn't it? Even amongst my friends, who are all very intelligent; they're totally divided on abortion. It's unbelievable. Some of my friends, for instance, think these pro-life people are annoying idiots. Other of my friends think these pro-life people ... are evil fucks. How are we going to come to a consensus? You ought to hear the arguments around my house: 'They're annoying, they're idiots.' 'They're evil, they're fucks!' Brothers, sisters, come together! Can't we once just join hands and think of them as evil-annoying-idiot-fucks? I beseech you. But that's me ..."

and

"Here is my actual theory ... beyond the huge, hilarious jokes I have. Here's my real theory, though: If you're so pro-life and you're so pro-child, then adopt one that's already here, that's very unwanted and very alone and needs someone to take care of it to get it out of a horrible situation. Okay? People say, 'Why don't you do that?' And I say, 'Because I hate fucking kids and couldn't care less.' Couldn't give a fuck. Don't care at all about abortion. It's your choice, case closed, the end, bottom line. And by the way, that 3 month old kid in your belly is not a fucking human being, okay? It's a bunch of little congregated cells. You're not a human ... till you're in my phonebook."


Edit: Thought a woman wrote the dumb article

I mean, this "Pete" guy who wrote this is an idiot, but I wonder how he happened upon this Onion article from April 28, 1999. Did he type "the best non-anesthetized invasive uterine surgery ever!" into a search engine or something? If he was searching the Onion archives wouldn't he figure out the deal?

He's getting a lot of shit in the comments, rightfully so. I've surprised he hasn't just deleted his "article".

His masthead mentions ending abortion through "the monthly call of life".

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

I don't need to read seven hundred comments to find the best one, it's right at the top.

I was hoping for some kind of post-modern meta-joke. Unfortunately this didn't materialise.

Don't be so mean.You can't expect anyone to know about every small site throughout the various internets.

Or to get obvious satire.

Or not to be an asshole.

You mean their periods? I think so.

I like the comment that says something like "Maybe if I pray hard enough you'll cease being an idiot."

Jesus, I don't know whether to laugh or cry with frustration at the guys idiocy.

I love how he tries to prove how much smarter he is than his detractors by ripping into a guy who posted "Color me stunned" with the ultimate comeback: "Stunned isn't a color!"

what a dumbass

yet another example of the fascist conservatives trying to impose their will on others. He cites the "intellectual left" but then what is he? a "retarded right" member? This is obviously due to the fact that he uses "cuss" and not "curse", one of the indicative signs of a red-state hick ass idiot.

It's awesome.

It's asinine.

It's awesinine.

Man, that's great stuff.

I look forward to him posting that his brother has hijacked his account while he was in the hospital.

To be fair, the Onion has been having retrospectives into past years' materials recently, so it may have been featured on the main page when he wrot his blog.

But, yeah, that doesn't change the fact that you'd have to be pretty freakin' dense not to get that it's satire.

In order to get that it is satire, he would first have to have some understanding of the term, which as you can see from post 15, he does not.