The CHUD Babe Draft 2006 discussion #1 - Ed's Wood - Page 5  

Hathaway: super tits. And tits can take a girl a long way. She's really annoying though and a bit over-obsessed with her mother and in my experience those chicks are lousy in bed. No one wants to be fucking a girl who's thinking "Mommy is watching me."

Milla is gorgeous and often naked. I thought she was flawless until I saw her at my wife's office and she had pepperoni pizza skin. Not sure what that was about. I'll chalk it up to a bad day.

Lisa Ray. Who?

What if Mommy is watching and is also hot?

Sorry -- the beach sun has fried my usual good sense. ;-)

When can we see this?

Jovovich? No longer a 1st rounder IMO.

I'll commend Crow for the unexpected but thoroughly worthy pick of Rai.

I didn't think Lisa Ray was a legal pick. I guess Bollywood/Hollywood counts as her theatrical realease though it was limited to NY/LA and very limited release(44 theaters).

It was in wide (for a non-major studio) release up here in Canada. Last I heard from ol' dickhead Valenti, Canada is part of the US market.

Also, she was in Water. An artsie-type flick but much wider release (and far better box office than Bollywood/Hollywood).

As a sideline observer, I'd like to commend Crow for choosing Aishwarya Rai, arguably the most beautiful woman on the planet.

Well played sir.

I assumed U.S. theatrical release from the origional babe draft thread. Otherwise I'm sure there are alot of babes in Japanese, Chinese, English markets that many don't know about.

I jurt wish direct to DVD chicks would count. So many ineligible ones there.

Agreed on both counts.

And I have to say it: Brian, you are killing with the commentary. Keep up the good work, and I sure am glad I'm part of this draft. Looking forward to 9 more days of this. I hope you can keep it up.

Richard Dickson picks number 23, and nabs a first round sleeper. Anne Hathaway’s dirty diaries are something that most of us would like to see. Hot, in that girl next door who you would watch change from your bedroom with binoculars in one hand, your shaft in another, and tissues in between your toes. Dickson may appear to have hoodwinked all of us by stealing this young beauty in round one.

From the time she first appeared with duct tape across her nipples, I have had a throbbing interest in Milla Jovovich. Apparently so did fabfunk, as he grabbed her at number 24. She got game, but I think fabfunk may be a dummy, because she probably would have lasted until round two. Don’t get me wrong, Milla can reside at my house anytime, but she has always come across a little to white/Euro trash for my taste. Random note: Milla was in the pilot for PARKER LEWIS CAN’T LOSE.

Straight outta Canada comes pick number 25 – Lisa Ray. This smoking brunette doesn’t have the resume as a lot of the other girls, but that didn’t stop sunwukong from doing his homework. I wasn’t familiar with Lisa, but since I saw her picture, finding a nude picture onlinem taken by some desperate tabloid journalist, is my quest.

From India comes Aishwarya Rai, selected by Crow at pick number 26. Even if she hasn’t appeared in a major US release (I guess Bride & Prejudice counts), I had to release my pants a bit to accommodate my swelling balls at the sight of Aishwarya. Good find Crow.

I commend you on the number of movie references you fit in there.

And screw it, she's still hot, regardless of having a kid or not.

She tends to star in movies that lend themselves to sexually themed puns, so it was a lot easier than most.

I think a stretched-out cooch should automatically disqualify you from being a Round One pick. There's too much hotness in the world to give up that precious first pick for a chick lugging around some screaming, shitcaked ankle-biter.

Thanks for that imagery.

Stretched-out cooch. Nice.

Yeah, there's a definite difference between the two cooches.

Can't afford the Lasik, eh? Lemme help you out.

She's always been hot and is virtually ageless. She looked the same in "A View From The Top" - that Gwyneth Paltrow/Mike Myers flick - in 2003 that she did in "Mo' Money, which was 1992 as she does now in that fantastic Playboy spread, which is not as generic and airbrushed as their usual pap.

I love Belluci, but a large part of making this draft work is grabbing the unexpected along with getting chicks who have done something great recently. She's neither.

Point taken.

However, technically, the Angelina cooch was not stretched.

What are you talking about? Jolie just had a kid like two months ago. Right now, you could probably fit your whole knee in there.

Unless Jolie had a C-section and that's what you're referring to, I guess. But even if that's the case, it's not like Frankenstein Stomach trumps Droopy Cooch by much. And neither of them belong in the first round.

She had a c-section so she wasn't stretched from birth. Stretched from a few hundred dicks yes, but not from the golden child.

I'm expecting a post draft wrap-up and pre-draft wrap up from Wehman this morning. Something I can play the NFL theme over and over while reading.

Out of all the chicks I researched, Monica is the only one I'd leave my wife for, so leemee alone.

Oh, I love her. Picked her before. She just has no heat right now, is all.