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post #1 of 14
8/2/06 at 12:34am
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Just saw this on the SE report on the main page - about zombie environmentalists? Or environmentalist zombies? Anyone catch this?

(Not to be confused with Severance.)
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post #2 of 14
8/2/06 at 12:55am
I saw a commercial for this. is it the first of a new breed, straight to Pay Per View? Never heard of it, but the commercial was chock full of gore.
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post #3 of 14
8/2/06 at 1:08am
I had it in my Netflix que, but they flaked on me and sent me Drive (which I haven't seen yet, but CHUD says it's good so I can't wait). I'll probably see it after Brick next week (my most anticipated Netflix). The commercial did make it look good, but it only has 2 1/2 stars on Netflix, though I don't know how anyone would have seen it before August 1st.
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post #4 of 14
8/2/06 at 11:32am
I caught it a while ago (as Forest of the Dead). It's not very good. Just another in a seemingly endless string of no-budget zombie movies with Blair Witch-style quiver-camera, unsatisfying gore and moronic character behavior. Granted, a lot of those things can be forgiven with the horror genre if there's something to offset it. There's not much here, though...
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post #5 of 14
8/2/06 at 8:01pm
Oh, well I'll just avoid it then, thanks.
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post #6 of 14
8/2/06 at 8:04pm
And sorry I called you a pyscho idiot Giant Baba. Your just impassioned. (I can't spell).
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post #7 of 14
8/2/06 at 8:06pm
Do the zombies run in this one too?
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post #8 of 14
8/2/06 at 9:50pm
I'd prefer if the zombies had jetpacks then ran. And it could have been in the future, everyone has jetpacks. I'm drunk.
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post #9 of 14
8/3/06 at 8:42pm
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???
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post #10 of 14
8/3/06 at 8:59pm
How big must Giant Baba's pussy be to get THAT MUCH sand in it?
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post #11 of 14
8/3/06 at 9:06pm
Imagine the pearl you could get from that huge, sandy vagina.
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post #12 of 14
8/3/06 at 9:17pm
Ah, making fun of my looks while hiding behind pussy-ass anonymity. The true sign of a beaten punk.
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post #13 of 14
8/3/06 at 9:20pm
BTW, I am gonna hop on the train and hit a bar for a beer real quick before going home. You go ahead and Google search another "clever" picture while I'm away. Try not to get too distracted by pictures of sweaty, meaty wrestlers.
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post #14 of 14
8/4/06 at 1:23am
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Originally Posted by Giant Baba
Not so much, but in the original script I heard they actually did NEWS GATHERING for a horror site, rather than fuck around and be a dickhead.
But that's insane- they could read and write? Romero's getting bent over every day now, it seems.
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