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I'd like to hate-fuck a Christian Republican

post #1 of 92
8/2/06 at 12:41pm
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Prime candidate:

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post #2 of 92
8/2/06 at 12:45pm
well ok then! I don't hate...I just love...ha
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post #3 of 92
8/2/06 at 12:46pm
Who the Hell is that?
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post #4 of 92
8/2/06 at 12:50pm
I guess Devin hasn't paid his bill yet.
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post #5 of 92
8/2/06 at 12:52pm
Yeah, you'll have to suffer through some interesting and funny posts, Bob. Sorry bout that.
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post #6 of 92
8/2/06 at 12:59pm
As long as you guys bring your links to vulgar sex acts and snuff pics I'm not complaining.
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post #7 of 92
8/2/06 at 1:03pm
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It's Elizabeth Hasselbeck from Survivor/The View.

Nothing more sickening than a young Republican. Unless it's Alex P. Keaton.

She's a Bush-loving, anti-abortion, lame in the sack whack job.
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post #8 of 92
8/2/06 at 1:14pm
Cute though. AND she used to design shoes.
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post #9 of 92
8/2/06 at 1:28pm
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Oh, yeah, definitely cute. No one wants to hate-fuck an ugly chick.

She's a nazi though.
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post #10 of 92
8/2/06 at 1:31pm
and as any person who's shamefully watched around 5 minutes of the View can attest, she's also dumber than a box of rocks. Which explains a lot. But yeah, I'd give banging some sense into her a shot.
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post #11 of 92
8/2/06 at 1:32pm
She's definitely punish fuck-worthy. She reminds me of the spoiled rich girls (aka Trixies) in Lincoln Park. Except that may be giving Lincoln Park Trixies not enough credit. Too bad she's so talent-free and stupid, although that goes with the Christian Republican territory.
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post #12 of 92
8/2/06 at 1:37pm
I'd send the video to her parents after.
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post #13 of 92
8/2/06 at 1:41pm
So, is there a definite definition of "hate-fuck"?
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post #14 of 92
8/2/06 at 1:53pm
Dude. Hate fuck is the definition.
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post #15 of 92
8/2/06 at 1:56pm
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=Hate+Fuck
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post #16 of 92
8/2/06 at 1:59pm
My next goal: Administering one of these...
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post #17 of 92
8/2/06 at 2:14pm
I used to want to hate-fuck Avril Lavigne.
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post #18 of 92
8/2/06 at 2:20pm
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Originally Posted by Kirby Drummond
That 4th definition is great.
I've never been to this site before, thanks Kirby.
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post #19 of 92
8/2/06 at 2:23pm
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Originally Posted by Kirby Drummond
She's a nazi though.
So was Dr.Schneider...



And though we all hate nazis...
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post #20 of 92
8/2/06 at 2:36pm
She was almost Eowyn, too. But the nazi doctor persona is hotter if we're talking hatefucks. Yeah, I'm fucked up.
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post #21 of 92
8/2/06 at 4:07pm
hehe...Doody.



um, yeah Hasselbeck's truly twice as stupid as Star Jones on that show.
I know because I watch it.
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post #22 of 92
8/2/06 at 4:10pm
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Originally Posted by travishall456
So, is there a definite definition of "hate-fuck"?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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post #23 of 92
8/2/06 at 4:14pm
Don't laugh, he's sheltered.
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post #24 of 92
8/2/06 at 5:00pm
That's a good choice, Kirby. I'd go for Angie Harmon.
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post #25 of 92
8/2/06 at 5:06pm
Does Sophia Bush count?
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post #26 of 92
8/2/06 at 5:10pm
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Originally Posted by devincf
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Glad I could amuse. Not all of us have been fortunate enough to cock-drive random myspace whores.

Besides, I'd always heard it called "brute-fucking."

Thanks for the link Kirb. My daily vocabulary just increased tenfold.
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post #27 of 92
8/2/06 at 5:13pm
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Originally Posted by Pop Zeus
Does Sophia Bush count?
Absolutley. I think everyone is shooting too low. I'm looking for a threesome with these two:

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post #28 of 92
8/2/06 at 5:14pm
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Originally Posted by ServantOfDagon
I used to want to hate-fuck Avril Lavigne.
Me too, lol.

Now I just want to fuck-fuck her.

I agree with the wanting to hate-fuck a christian conservative right wing nut job, as long as she's cute.

I also get that feeling about girls who are bitches to everyone, and girls with ugly noses. What a weirdo I am.
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post #29 of 92
8/2/06 at 5:17pm
Kirby, you sound like you have a lot of built up anger towards conservatives and want to express it sexually. Were you molested by Ann Coulter?
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post #30 of 92
8/2/06 at 5:45pm
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Nancy Reagan actually.
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post #31 of 92
8/2/06 at 5:46pm
You should have just said no.
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post #32 of 92
8/2/06 at 5:49pm
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Originally Posted by Death Surge
Absolutley. I think everyone is shooting too low. I'm looking for a threesome with these two:
They are definitely way up there in terms of ranking, but not nearly as hot (look to much like daddy) as Sophia Bush, Angie Harmon or Elizabeth Hasslebeck (who's like Ann Coulter's sidekick.)
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post #33 of 92
8/2/06 at 6:17pm
She's Christian and Republican? I remember her on "Survivor", falling so deeply in love with her. This is just... someone hold my hand.
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post #34 of 92
8/2/06 at 6:17pm
From Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Wikipedia page:

"On April 12, 2006's episode of The View, Barbara Walters read a statement on behalf of Elisabeth and her husband, Tim Hasselbeck. In the carefully worded statement, Walters revealed that Hasselbeck and her family had been stalked '"by an individual or individuals who seem to want to do them harm'."

You have anything to do with this Kirby?
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post #35 of 92
8/2/06 at 6:32pm
Jesus, what a strident harpy.

http://rncnyc2004.blogspot.com/2004/...asselbeck.html

While you nail her, Kirby, play that Bill Hicks bit on abortion at ear-splitting volume.
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post #36 of 92
8/2/06 at 6:37pm
What about this wench?



All that repression has to manifest itself somehow. She'd love what I'd do for her then be ashamed of herself for loving it. Then she'd get off on the shame.
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post #37 of 92
8/2/06 at 6:38pm
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Originally Posted by Subotai
While you nail her, Kirby, play that Bill Hicks bit on abortion at ear-splitting volume.
And don't wear a rubber.
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post #38 of 92
8/2/06 at 6:40pm
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Originally Posted by Subotai
Jesus, what a strident harpy.

http://rncnyc2004.blogspot.com/2004/...asselbeck.html

While you nail her, Kirby, play that Bill Hicks bit on abortion at ear-splitting volume.
The link cuts off at asselbeck. Appropriate nickname, no?
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post #39 of 92
8/2/06 at 7:00pm
I have nothing to add but wanted to say that the thread title is hilarious.
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post #40 of 92
8/2/06 at 9:47pm
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Originally Posted by Eileen
I have nothing to add but wanted to say that the thread title is hilarious.
You can have Rush or Cheney, but not both. We're willing to share here, but don't get greedy.
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post #41 of 92
8/2/06 at 9:56pm
Elisabeth argues passionately about the evils of the morning after pill.

She's cute when she's angry.
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post #42 of 92
8/2/06 at 10:33pm
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Originally Posted by Kirby Drummond
Prime candidate:

Totally with you there, buddy. And right before I finished I'd pull out and inject her with a turkey baster full of Willie Horton's jizz.
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post #43 of 92
8/2/06 at 10:43pm
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Originally Posted by Diva
Wow...Kirby's pic didn't really do her justice, she was pretty hot in that little clip. Asinine and immature, but hot (which, I guess is the point of this thread, so viva la redundancy!).
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post #44 of 92
8/2/06 at 10:48pm
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Originally Posted by Mad Man Mundt
Totally with you there, buddy. And right before I finished I'd pull out and inject her with a turkey baster full of Willie Horton's jizz.
You have that? In your freezer?
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post #45 of 92
8/2/06 at 11:21pm
She turns it into an argument against universal health care. What a witch.
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post #46 of 92
8/3/06 at 3:26am
She was no Colleen Haskell.
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post #47 of 92
8/3/06 at 3:43am
double post
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post #48 of 92
8/3/06 at 3:48am
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Originally Posted by Sammy Jankis
You can have Rush or Cheney, but not both. We're willing to share here, but don't get greedy.
Thanks for sharing but with that choice I'll use a rose stem instead.
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post #49 of 92
8/3/06 at 11:21am
Annoying as hell. She looks like the kind of girls that get casted as "Reporter #1" in Jean Claude van Damme movies.
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post #50 of 92
8/3/06 at 10:21pm
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Originally Posted by kingcujoI
You have that? In your freezer?
No but I can get it within a 48 hour turnaround time.
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