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post #51 of 92
11/7/06 at 10:53am
On the Howard Stern show they've ordered a new Real Doll for listeners and/or staff members to fuck. Stern asked fans for name suggestions. By an overwhelming margin the Real Doll will be named Elizabeth Hasselbeck.
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post #52 of 92
11/7/06 at 12:53pm
What's the difference between this term and rape?
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post #53 of 92
11/7/06 at 12:58pm
Hate-fuck is funny
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post #54 of 92
11/7/06 at 2:32pm
I find the implication that I shouldn't be laughing at rape offensive. Jerk.
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post #55 of 92
11/7/06 at 3:29pm
Will the doll be modified to have a lazy eye?
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post #56 of 92
11/7/06 at 4:20pm
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Originally Posted by Dr Vivisector,
What's the difference between this term and rape?
The concept of hate fucking is that you don't like the person you're fucking, but the act itself is consensual. That's why it's a funny concept. Doi. A variant on grudge fucking. Sometimes it's fun to have completely disrespectful sex.
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post #57 of 92
11/7/06 at 6:08pm
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Originally Posted by Andre Dellamorte
The concept of hate fucking is that you don't like the person you're fucking, but the act itself is consensual. That's why it's a funny concept. Doi. A variant on grudge fucking. Sometimes it's fun to have completely disrespectful sex.
Thanks for the clarification.

And for the fellow who thought I was trying to make him feel badly with my straightforward question.......that must have been your own inner voice telling you to feel badly.
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post #58 of 92
11/7/06 at 8:44pm
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Originally Posted by PsYcHwArD101
Will the doll be modified to have a lazy eye?
It will after my turn with it.

I kid.

EDIT: to clarify that the force of aforementioned hate-f**king will actually cause the eye to become a lazy eye...
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post #59 of 92
11/7/06 at 11:56pm
Hate fucking a doll named Elizabeth Hasselbeck is where I draw the line. Now hate fucking a doll named Elisabeth Hasselbeck I'm okay with though.
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post #60 of 92
11/10/06 at 12:11am
Look Kirbs, I don't swing your way...so keep your hands off me.
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post #61 of 92
11/10/06 at 5:05pm
Apropos to this conversation, all the advertising for Let's Go To Prison is about how funny rape is.
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post #62 of 92
11/10/06 at 5:18pm
Well I'm sure there are many people who would die to love-fuck Will Arnett.
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post #63 of 92
6/2/09 at 12:01pm
Apparantly, Playboy is now ripping off Kirby for ideas.
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post #64 of 92
6/2/09 at 1:44pm
Yeah, Hot Air, Playboy's really hatefu...what?
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post #65 of 92
6/2/09 at 1:51pm
Also, fucking lol at their revelation that Playboy might be slightly misogynistic.
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post #66 of 92
6/2/09 at 1:55pm
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Also, fucking lol at their revelation that Playboy might be slightly misogynistic.
WTF? Are you sure? That's news to me.
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post #67 of 92
6/2/09 at 1:58pm
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
WTF? Are you sure? That's news to me.
True...I mean, they normally just show women solo, which is probably analogous to empowerment or something like that.
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post #68 of 92
6/2/09 at 2:23pm
But they airbrush that unwieldly muff. How can that possibly be misogynistic?
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post #69 of 92
6/2/09 at 3:40pm
Thread Starter 
I feel like Ziggy in that Seinfeld episode.

Old school post btw. Thanks for the shout-out, Zman.
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post #70 of 92
6/3/09 at 2:28am
The funny part is, when I googled "CHUD hate fuck" this thread wasn't even the first thing that came up.
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post #71 of 92
6/3/09 at 5:17am
Undoubtedly someone's out there writing Faraci-on-Billington slash fiction.

Probably Billington.
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post #72 of 92
6/3/09 at 10:35am
Why isn't Barbara on that list?
She'd work you all night and cook you steak and eggs in the morning, that gal.
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post #73 of 92
6/3/09 at 1:56pm
lol Michelle Bachman
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post #74 of 92
6/4/09 at 3:53am
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Originally Posted by Disciple_72 View Post
lol Michelle Bachman
Why? With a solid escape plan for after the deed, I'd be all over her. You damn well know freaky shit would go down.
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post #75 of 92
6/4/09 at 9:59am
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
You damn well know freaky shit would go down.
Yeah. The idea of waking up groggy with stab wounds all over my torso already sounds awesome enough, but having her run in all meth-crazed, naked and wild-eyed, covered in my blood and screaming "YOU'RE ON MY LIIIIIST" and then subsequently kicking me off of her balcony while I'm just trying to get my pants on and get to the hospital just adds mountains of erotic pleasure to that fantasy.
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post #76 of 92
6/19/09 at 9:49am
A friend of mine has been hate-fucking a Christian Republican. They watch Hannity and O'Reilly together and she constantly berates his commie-liberal views. I guess it's some sort of dom/sub thing.
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post #77 of 92
6/27/09 at 1:53am
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Originally Posted by The Wibberleys View Post
A friend of mine has been hate-fucking a Christian Republican. They watch Hannity and O'Reilly together and she constantly berates his commie-liberal views. I guess it's some sort of dom/sub thing.
This gives me both a boner, and a hope for my future.
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post #78 of 92
6/27/09 at 2:06am
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Originally Posted by kingcujoI View Post
My next goal: Administering one of these...
Holy shit...MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
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post #79 of 92
9/29/09 at 10:46am
http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/ent...lendar?slide=1
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post #80 of 92
9/29/09 at 11:00am
Looks like they're getting ready to gang up on the black chick in the middle...
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post #81 of 92
9/29/09 at 11:06am
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Oooh, baby. Bay Buchanan!
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post #82 of 92
9/29/09 at 11:53am
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Originally Posted by gravedigger View Post
That's a good choice, Kirby. I'd go for Angie Harmon.
Gravedigger's Angie Harmon hate-fuck piqued my curiousity, so I Google'd her politics. (*Sob!*) See, Angie is one of my top "If I Were Gay For a Day" chicks - or she was, till I found out she's a huge fan of Sarah Palin. So I guess no more happy shrieks of "It's an Abby Carmichael episode!" during an L&O marathon for me. I'll tell you, I'm running out of "Gay for a Day" girls at an alarming rate - first Drew Barrymore shilling for Cover Girl cosmetics (CG still tests on animals), and now this.
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post #83 of 92
9/29/09 at 12:02pm
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Blech.
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post #84 of 92
9/29/09 at 12:29pm
This is what conservative males have to beat off to? No wonder they hate everything.
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post #85 of 92
9/29/09 at 12:41pm
Lisa, let me know when you're going to have your Gay for A Day, I'll rearrange my schedule and stuff.
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post #86 of 92
9/29/09 at 12:41pm
To follow up on Lisa's example, and one already mentioned: Sophia Bush.
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post #87 of 92
9/29/09 at 1:09pm
"America is like a boxer who always challenges you to a fight, but always roots for you to win." - SE Cupp


What. The. Fuck!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Argh!

Can we PLEASE start the next civil war now? Please?!
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post #88 of 92
9/29/09 at 1:47pm
Thread Starter 
This is that thread that they print out and show you on a job interview and say, Sorry.
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post #89 of 92
9/29/09 at 2:11pm
I will gloriously hate fuck Michelle Malkin. Take one for the team. Do it for you guys.
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post #90 of 92
9/30/09 at 1:21am
... sorry you didn't have the stones to make all your threads this hilarious!
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post #91 of 92
9/30/09 at 8:13am
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post #92 of 92
9/30/09 at 8:48pm
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Originally Posted by Pop Zeus View Post
Does Sophia Bush count?
But isn't she an Obama supporter?
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