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I just got laid

post #1 of 29
8/3/06 at 9:13pm
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Me and my missus are celebrating a milestone and just had crazy sex in several rooms of the house, not to mention positions. She still has sticky bits. She's sat next to me.

This forum needs livening up - i'm drunk and sexed up.

Post your most recent lays here guys and gals.

Missus says: Sex is only good if your mind's on it.

Let the flaming commence....
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post #2 of 29
8/3/06 at 9:16pm
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post #3 of 29
8/3/06 at 9:35pm
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Hahahahahaha....

.... I don't get it.
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post #4 of 29
8/3/06 at 10:02pm
Well it makes a nice change from "I Am A Virgin" threads.
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post #5 of 29
8/3/06 at 10:12pm
Wow.

Just... wow.
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post #6 of 29
8/3/06 at 10:34pm
Your avatar looks quite ashamed of that post!
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post #7 of 29
8/3/06 at 11:46pm
As well it should.
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post #8 of 29
8/4/06 at 12:19am
I think we're all a little ashamed of that post.
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post #9 of 29
8/4/06 at 12:28am
I'm looking forward to sackley's hung-over apology in the olive branch thread tomorrow morning.
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post #10 of 29
8/4/06 at 12:32am
Nothing speaks better for a website than the idea that people love it enough to post on it during breaks between bouts of fuckin'.
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post #11 of 29
8/4/06 at 1:15am
Was she fresh from the streets of Sussex?
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post #12 of 29
8/4/06 at 2:27am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Samurai Mike
Well it makes a nice change from "I Am A Virgin" threads.
It most certainly is not.
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post #13 of 29
8/4/06 at 3:28am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Charlie Brigden
Was she fresh from the streets of Sussex?
"Freshen yer drink guv'na?"
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post #14 of 29
8/4/06 at 8:41am
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Sorry guys.

Yeah, a bit hungover and I was a bit excitable last night. Post-coitally showing my girlfriend CHUD and thought it would be funny to have a look int he sex forum. Posting and beer is almost as bad as drinking and dialing...

Sorry again. Ugh. I'm a dick.
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post #15 of 29
8/4/06 at 9:12am
Go easy on that Zima, champ.
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post #16 of 29
8/4/06 at 11:28am
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Originally Posted by sackley
Sorry guys.

Yeah, a bit hungover and I was a bit excitable last night. Post-coitally showing my girlfriend CHUD and thought it would be funny to have a look int he sex forum. Posting and beer is almost as bad as drinking and dialing...

Sorry again. Ugh. I'm a dick.
How much did you drink? Just odd that your first thought after spilling into your "missus" and her "sticky bits" was to log onto CHUD and share.
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post #17 of 29
8/4/06 at 11:50am
I don't believe it. I need pictures with proof.

Did you at least give her a "glass bottom boat" or a "Cleveland steamer?"
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post #18 of 29
8/4/06 at 11:57am
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Originally Posted by Suttytx
How much did you drink? Just odd that your first thought after spilling into your "missus" and her "sticky bits" was to log onto CHUD and share.
Oh come on now. I take it a step further and log onto CHUD and share WHILE having sex....

...of course, that would explain my 2 year absence from logging on and posting....
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post #19 of 29
8/4/06 at 12:02pm
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Originally Posted by Shelby
Oh come on now. I take it a step further and log onto CHUD and share WHILE having sex....

...of course, that would explain my 2 year absence from logging on and posting....
Sorry to hear about your empty sticky bits. Chin up!
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post #20 of 29
8/4/06 at 12:04pm
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It wasn't straight after... It was in that lazy, drunken post-coital phase. And embarassingly, we hadn't drunk that much...
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post #21 of 29
8/4/06 at 12:07pm
Oh, c'mon, it's the sex forum and he's talking about sex. What the hell else is he supposed to discuss. Fandubs? "Anchorman"? G4?

The last time I had sex was quite awhile ago, maybe last winterish? I met a girl in NYC on a college campus tour. I was already going to another school, but we struck up a conversation, and she told me she had an apartment. We went up for an afternoon beer, some sex, and I never saw her again. She had a big, sexy butt- ethnic, I guess, judging by the tan skin. Good times.

There might have been another time after that with someone else, I'm wracking my brain.
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post #22 of 29
8/4/06 at 1:38pm
The last time I had sex was wah wah. Wah wah wah wah wah, wah wah, wah wah wah WAH. WAH WAH! Wah wah wah, wah wah wah, wah wah wah wah wah...WAH!!
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post #23 of 29
8/6/06 at 1:33pm
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Phew, thanks for taking one for me fabfunk.
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post #24 of 29
8/6/06 at 7:42pm
You act like fabfunk taking one for you is a good thing...

She probably never talked to him again because she was no longer alive...
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post #25 of 29
8/24/06 at 2:22am
To some being laid can be an interesting affair, but a lot depends on the frame of mind in which a person is that particular time. I say this because I was almost forced to get laid by one of my co-workers, and I hate straight sex, being a lesbian. I have my girlfriend with whom I have shared many precious moments but this was like a nightmare to me. To any other girl this experience would have been fantastic but to me it was something of extreme agony, yes you all may call it a rape. Though I decided not to make an issue of this, and eventually quit the job. So sex which ever way it may be has a lot to do with the mindset as I stated earlier.
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post #26 of 29
8/24/06 at 2:30am
To some being laid can be an interesting affair, but a lot depends on the frame of mind in which a person is that particular time. I say this because I was almost forced to get laid by one of my co-workers, and I hate straight sex, being a lesbian. I have my girlfriend with whom I have shared many precious moments but this was like a nightmare to me. To any other girl this experience would have been fantastic but to me it was something of extreme agony, yes you all may call it a rape. Though I decided not to make an issue of this, and eventually quit the job. So sex which ever way it may be has a lot to do with the mindset as I stated earlier.
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post #27 of 29
8/24/06 at 3:07am
This thread just got less funny.

Doubly so.
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post #28 of 29
8/24/06 at 3:12am
Most interesting shill we've had.
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post #29 of 29
8/24/06 at 3:14am
I just clicked on the link in her sig and realised that she was a shill.

This thread just got funnier. Doubly so.
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