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post #1 of 122
8/8/06 at 11:06am
Thread Starter 
Have at it.
post #2 of 122
8/8/06 at 11:09am
Two great thread titles for this round.
post #3 of 122
8/8/06 at 11:13am
I'm on it.
post #4 of 122
8/8/06 at 11:13am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ratty
What's the draft order for this round?
same as the last one.
post #5 of 122
8/8/06 at 11:21am
Who didn't pick in the 1st round? We had 27 picks for 28 people. I got Starving Dog's pick, but he made 27 by my count, not 28.
post #6 of 122
8/8/06 at 11:25am
Thread Starter 
Dunno, but the thread remains open.

Wehman, if you want to unleash your punny commentary on Round One choices, you can do it in this thread. Don't bump the picks thread to the surface with it, tho. That's for picks only.
post #7 of 122
8/8/06 at 11:28am
Great way to kill off the summer doldrums while most people I support are on vacation. Much love I give to you all.
post #8 of 122
8/8/06 at 11:30am
Someone wanna take a stab at naming the Round 2 Pictures thread?
post #9 of 122
8/8/06 at 11:38am
Welcome men and gunts to round two of the 2006 CHUD Babe Draft. The action was over faster than an online critic spending a night with his muse and more filling than jelly donuts filled with Pam Anderson's leftover breast reduction.

Round one saw plenty of usual suspects as well as a few new ladies in the water. First off the board was everyone's favorite fast food manger Rosario Dawson and the journey ended with Eliza Dushku. The Jessica-trifecta wasn't completed as only Alba and Biel were taken off the board leaving one more for someone in round two. Round one could also be described as an International House of Hot Ass as over six cuntries poontang was oogled and drooled over. Not to mention the workout Google got as men and women alike searched for the picture of their pick showing the most skin.

Round two is just getting started and I can't wait to see whose stock has risen and whose breast have sagged since our last drat in 2004. On your marks, get set, goosh!
post #10 of 122
8/8/06 at 11:39am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Christopher Read
Someone wanna take a stab at naming the Round 2 Pictures thread?
Done.

And remember, "Naomi" is "I moan" backwards.
post #11 of 122
8/8/06 at 11:56am
Ratty starts off round two and makes Kate Winslet the 28th overall heavenly creature selected in this years draft. Using his sense and sensibility, you know Ratty was thinking of all the hideously kinky things he could do to this English babe. He may never be able to find the neverland in her panties, but one sinking moment with his woman would get most men more excited than a kid in King Arthur's court. Personally, her weight rises and falls more than the bow of the Titanic, so I have trouble erasing chubby Kate out of my spotless mind.

Chris Allen didn't want to miss his spot in round two, so he jumps on Naomi Watts faster than an 800 pound gorilla. The 29th pick is a 27 year old tank girl who could make me leave my wife causing a house divided. Most men here would love to go down on her Mulholland Dr. and deposit a lot more than 21 grams in her o-Ring.
post #12 of 122
8/8/06 at 11:59am
I want to see you use BMX Bandits when Nicole Kidman is picked.
post #13 of 122
8/8/06 at 12:07pm
I really hate Mr. Curtis in these drafts. Stole my pick.
post #14 of 122
8/8/06 at 12:08pm
Quote:
Personally, her weight rises and falls more than the bow of the Titanic, so I have I have trouble erasing chubby Kate out of my spotless mind.
Holy smoke, I don't have that trouble!
post #15 of 122
8/8/06 at 12:14pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kirby Drummond
I really hate Mr. Curtis in these drafts. Stole my pick.
Likewise. I have a feeling he's gonna be my nemesis throughout this whole ordeal.
post #16 of 122
8/8/06 at 12:15pm
By the way, can anyone post for me at 12:40 today? I have an appt at 1PM and I don't want to be late.
post #17 of 122
8/8/06 at 12:18pm
Thirty-five year old, New York hottie Bridget Moynahan becomes the 30th woman recruited into this wonderful game. I'm sure Stew had plans of taking her into the weeds and whipping this gash till she was coyote ugly. I, don't think it was serendipitous or by use of a robot that this babe's gray matter gets selected this early.

I haven't met a man who wouldn't want to take a ride at high speed on our 31st babe, Sienna Miller. I'm not sure if Dean Curtis is a Casanova, but he would love to get sticky fingers from playing with her layer cake at bedtime.
post #18 of 122
8/8/06 at 12:22pm
Still haven't gotten the commentary from Brian and Kirby emailed.
post #19 of 122
8/8/06 at 12:25pm
Brian has quickly become the MVP of this draft.
post #20 of 122
8/8/06 at 12:27pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata
Still haven't gotten the commentary from Brian and Kirby emailed.
Working on it as we speak. Expect shortly.
post #21 of 122
8/8/06 at 12:27pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Matt Goldberg
By the way, can anyone post for me at 12:40 today? I have an appt at 1PM and I don't want to be late.
PM your choice and some alternates, Matt. And don't worry, I won't poach from your list.

Stew and Curtis are coming on strong. I hate them both.
post #22 of 122
8/8/06 at 1:07pm
In a suprising move, Eileen takes the first underage chick.
post #23 of 122
8/8/06 at 1:08pm
Yeah, she's a spoiler. Kilcher was on my later list.
post #24 of 122
8/8/06 at 1:12pm
Nice pick Eileen, she is a cutie. She always has reminded me of an old highschool friend I had

...but I had no idea she was that young.
post #25 of 122
8/8/06 at 1:15pm
That's the chick from THE NEW WORLD, right? That's a good pick.
post #26 of 122
8/8/06 at 1:15pm
With her toothy smile and buxom chest, Jessica Simpson becomes the 32nd babe added to the list of potential stalking targets by Kirby Drummond. This 25 year old Texas cowgirl needs to have my boss hog driven down her dirt road a few times if she wants to be my newlywed. She may not be your employee of the month, but if her walking boots ended up next to my bed - I'm quite sure duct tape and ether would be involved.

Come on Eileen, how did you remember about Q'Orianka Kilcher when you were thinking about who to make the 33rd babe in 2006? The 16 year old Indian princess from Germany may need a little poke-a-cuntess from a much older grinch if she ever expects to make it in this small world.
post #27 of 122
8/8/06 at 1:20pm
I am slightly tempted to head to the Change my Name thread and have my name changed from Christopher Read to Poke-A-Cuntess.

Brian is on fire.
post #28 of 122
8/8/06 at 1:25pm
Who the hell is that, otis?
post #29 of 122
8/8/06 at 1:30pm
One of the girls from "John Tucker Must Die"

And one of my possible later picks.
post #30 of 122
8/8/06 at 1:34pm
That photo of Kilcher makes her look part Z'Dar.
post #31 of 122
8/8/06 at 1:37pm
She was in that American Pie: Band Camp movie. I was going to save her for awhile, but with John Tucker just released I decided to snag her early. She combines hot/cute so well I just couldn't pass her up.
post #32 of 122
8/8/06 at 1:39pm
Apparently looking for a companion pussy, otisthecat takes Arielle Kebbel with the 34th overall pick. This Floridian babe always seems to be cool when the camera is around, 'cause she is smoking. There are several dirty deeds that I could do with her, including not wearing a rubber so I could end up with her, the kid & I. I'm not sure if John Tucker is dead after tapping that ass, but let's hope he wasn't the last to camp his band of balls in her.

Calling upon a surrogate picker, Matt Goldberg uses his Vegas dick to make Katherine Heigl his valentine at pick number 35. Love (and myself) might cum softly if she was the first of 100 girls that I descended upon. So congratulations to Matt for bringing this ringer to the draft.
post #33 of 122
8/8/06 at 1:48pm
Oh sure, I saw her in some shitty "teen comedy" last weekend. She played the horny party girl.
post #34 of 122
8/8/06 at 1:50pm
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post #35 of 122
8/8/06 at 2:09pm
Brian's commentary is great. Make's me sad that I can't play.

I must say the lack of ethnicity is disheartening. I find most of these picks so bland.

Edited to add that there are some ethnic folks listed. Just not as many as I'd like to see.
post #36 of 122
8/8/06 at 2:11pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Diva
I must say the lack of ethnicity is disheartening. I find many of these picks so bland.
Just watch me work.
post #37 of 122
8/8/06 at 2:13pm
I expect you to bring the magic. donde has great picks so far as well.
post #38 of 122
8/8/06 at 2:18pm
I'm going controversial, but there is no way Jessica Simpson belongs in this company. Apart from the nice bod, she really isn't all that attractive.
post #39 of 122
8/8/06 at 2:27pm
Cuthbert a steal. Shocked she wasn't a first-rounder.
post #40 of 122
8/8/06 at 2:34pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ratty
I'm going controversial, but there is no way Jessica Simpson belongs in this company. Apart from the nice bod, she really isn't all that attractive.
I am in your camp on that one. Lantern jaws, or as my wife calls them "Tumor Jaws", don't really get me going. Great set of funbags though.
post #41 of 122
8/8/06 at 2:36pm
Wasn't Watts the number one pick last time around? How did she fall so fast? Picked below Z'Dar chin in "The New World"?
post #42 of 122
8/8/06 at 2:41pm
Thread Starter 
Kelly Brook is not eligible, Chris.

There's nothing theatrical from her that looks to be above a cameo. Sorry.
post #43 of 122
8/8/06 at 2:43pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ratty
I'm going controversial, but there is no way Jessica Simpson belongs in this company. Apart from the nice bod, she really isn't all that attractive.
I completely agree. Something about her face just turns me off.
post #44 of 122
8/8/06 at 2:45pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Micah Robinson
Kelly Brook is not eligible, Chris.

There's nothing theatrical from her that looks to be above a cameo. Sorry.
Done like dinner. I caved at the last second and switched her with Famke. I have back-ups a plenty. Won't happen again.
post #45 of 122
8/8/06 at 2:45pm
I'll second the thanks for the running commentary. Not having been around for earlier drafts, I'm glad to at least sit in as a spectator. Besides, there are few sights I'd rather see than the parade on display in this draft. Just hoping the fan in my CPU doesn't break down from the strain.
post #46 of 122
8/8/06 at 2:57pm
Jennifer Garner is a real 50-50 girl for me. Sometimes she looks amazing, sometimes she looks like a man. And that's just in the opening credits of Alias.
post #47 of 122
8/8/06 at 3:00pm
Man, Famke is so hot. Even the incestuous transexual storyline on Nip/Tuck couldn't taint that hotness.


Well, to me anyway.

post #48 of 122
8/8/06 at 3:02pm
RE: Chestica Simpson:

Like my mom told me when I went out on my first date in high school, You don't fuck the face.
post #49 of 122
8/8/06 at 3:03pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kirby Drummond
RE: Chestica Simpson:

Like my mom told me when I hit puberty, You don't fuck the face.
Yeah, but I don't want to lose my wood from accidental eye contact.
post #50 of 122
8/8/06 at 3:04pm
Jenny Garner is hagsville.

DD with Biel and Cuthbert. Nice tandem. I love The Girl Next Door character more than Cuthbert herself. If this was a character draft, I'd take her number one.
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