The CHUD Babe Draft 2006 discussion Round 2 - Trouser Snakes in a Dame - Page 2  

Why all the hate for fucking faces?

Glad some of you liked my pick and I could have sworn she was around 22 years of age!

This is only the second round Diva so give it time. We still have over 200 babes to pick and besides I did my part by adding a beautiful Indian.

Please, Poxy. If you can keep it up while you're humping your weekly microwaved grapefruit with the magicmarkered eyes and mouth, you can glance at JS.

*slow clap*

While JS turns and has a forty-minute conversation with said grapefruit.

Why all the hate for fucking grapefruits?

I think the microwaved grapefruit is sort of like the frozen hot dog/tunafish in the pussy story for girls: it's an urban myth that gets attached to one person in each local high school/college. Note: the grapefruit story was attached to this guy at my college:



The white dude.

Famke is TALL.

Not sure on The New World chick. I was in love with her in that movie though.

Famke is a size 11 too... You know what they say about big feet.

She has a sass crotch?

Dammit Nick.

Not looking like the hideous griffin-faced atrocity of a girl who grew up next door to me, Dave Davis makes Elisha Cuthbert lucky babe number 36. Most men would thoroughly enjoy 24 hours in the sack with her, but may be disappointed to learn that she doesn't go to any house of wax and has a very old school hair topping to her banana slit. Let's hope no sewer chewer gets this girl in captivity because who knows what would happen with their time at the top.

Apparently attempting to set the Guinness world record for worlds largest baby head with Ben Affleck doesn't stop Jason P. Thompson from being a daredevil and taking Jennifer Garner at number 37. I kind of thought Dave Davis might be attracted by her 13 going on 30 attitude, but soon realized that her horse-like features made catching her in the can not as appealing as once imagined. I don't think there is any spin city I can't put on this Pearl Harbor-sized bomb. Sorry JPT - I don't think I could have the time of my life with this Mrs. Magoo.

Christopher finally learned how to Read and selected an eligible babe with his second attempt at his second pick, making Famke Janssen babe 38. This Amsterdam-born snitch, has caused a deep rising in my jeans since I dreamed of giving her eyes my golden rounder. During a little game of hide and seek, I encouraged her to keep quiet and don't say a word or she might end up a dead girl. She is very hot, and is one celebrity who I would make a triple X-sized last stand for anytime.

Accepting his mission, Micah Robinson gives us the first Hawaiian-born lady at number 39 with Maggie Q. I'm sure if she accepted my travel plans for an eighty day trip around the world, she would know the power of my balls of fury.

Chris Read,

Please die in a fire.

Thanks,

'digger

Dave Davis is easily winning this draft with Biel and Cuthbert. I can only imaging the slippage is that they have been high picks before and people want to pick newbies. But those 2 should not slip ever.

Though when he takes Dakota Fanning he'll lose.

Not til she gets her teeth fixed.

Nice catch, Slater. She's good in a tub.

She's always a nice pick.

Damns, I was hoping I'd sneak her in next round. Great pick, Slater.

Yeah, but that's what saddens me. There aren't that many ethnic women Chewers deem "top" picks. It sort of mirrors the state of Hollywood, I guess.

Diva, I think it's because we know we can get away with sneaking them. The obvious ones, like in a baseball or football draft need to go early, though we tend to appreciate the later rounds more.

Yeah, it's not a prejudicial thing, it's strategy.

I was going to say that fabfunk seems to dig on the gaunt-looking chicks but I think that opens the door to too many "OLOL necrophilia" jokes.

The top 2 picks were Dawson and Alba. 6 was eva Mendes, 7th Salma Hayak, 11 was Stacey Dash. At the end brought us Lisa Ray and Aishwarya Rai.

That's 7 out of 1st round 27 picks. That's over a quarter of the top picks non white. Plus there was a Italian(Bellucci), Isralie(Portman), South African(Theron), English(Weisz, Knightly), Australian(De Ravin) and A French Chick(Green)

We have been a very multicultural draft.

I can't stress enough as to how hot Bellucci is. I don't care if she has 4-pack a day smokers mouth.

Slater needs to stop being a cuntbag. Knightly is obvious but I thought Banks would fly under the radar for at least another couple of rounds.

Kirshner was an MVP a decade ago, for sure. These days? I see hotter hotness at the grocery store. Same deal with Famke, whose stock really fell after Ratner couldn't find a way to shoot her that didn't make her look like a catcher's mitt.

Anya summed up nicely the diversity we have and just wait until the 3rd round because I have a hottie that will make all these men swoon

Another solid round thus far. deanbcurtis continues to take a hatchett to my short list, and Eileen stole my "Ode to Dave Davis" pick with Kilcher. Micah is very strong thus far, as Maggie Q is probably my favorite of the Asian lineup these days.

The questions marks for me are Kate Winslet and Jennifer Garner. I think they have both seen better days. Winslet was only hot in certain settings anyway and Garner, well, it's already been pointed out that she's all over the place.

:::standing ovation::::

As much as I've loved Famke in years past, her present day version dropped her off my scouting report.

Lovely pick Shelby.

Boner. I was hoping Naomie Harris would go unnoticed for another round. Even with her fucked up hair and gunky teeth in Pirates 2, she was still somehow cute.

Every time I see someone draft Gisele I die a little inside because it reminds me of all the hot supermodels they could have used for TAXI instead.

Brain, Anya--can you guys can go ahead and make your picks, respectively? I need to git along closer to 5:00 than 5:20, and you two guys are the only ones ahead of me since Nick and Andrew both have their picks in.

Screw that. Those little freckles drive me wild.

Slater, I have not laughed out loud like that in a long time. Catchers Mitt... Awesome.

I'm ready, just waiting on mel kiper. you can pm me your pick(2 alternates in case) and I won't open it till after i pick if you have to go.

One of two women in our draft, Shelby visits the far east for our number 40 pick, Ziyi Zhang. The memoirs written about this geisha girl are nothing short of equal parts delightful and vulgar.

Jeremy Slater is planning on a wet, hot, American summer with Elizabeth Banks, our number 41 pick. I admit being swept away upon seeing her pictures and reading about her sexual life. My shaft definitely began to slither thinking about a foursome involving me, her, Daltry Calhoun, and Seabiscuit. My only question left is how many 40 year old virgins in Spider-man costumes have blown their webbing thinking about this original sinner.

Apparently looking for a new best friend, fabfunk takes Mia Kirshner with the 42nd overall pick in the 2006 draft. This 31 year old Canadian might be a party monster, but I'm sure she's sweating bullets with the thought of being on Gabe's list.

Playing sloppy who knows how many to Leo is no problem for Nick, as he makes Gisele Bundchen a victoria secret no longer at number 43. This devil may wear Prada, so let's hope she wants to wear my face as a hat.

Looking for a reason to celebrate, Andrew Sweeny picks the soon to be thirty Naomie Harris with the 44th pick. The thought of her holding my cock and bull, while showing those white teeth, left me living with hope and crust in my pants.

All 6 of the ladies I targeted for round 2 made it so my 3rd round list is huge. Hope I made Diva happy with the Cuban/African American gal. It made mr happy.

Shit, she was next on my list. Nice pick, Anya.

Well, I'm glad I didn't e-mail you my list Anya, or I would've been pissed. I was debating between Christina and another girl, and since you took one of them...I went with the other.

For those of you unsure as to who Ackerman is, you might remember her as the tight package married to Freak Show who wanted to have a threesome with Harold and Kumar or as the tight package who wanted to have a threesome with E and Sloan on Entourage.

I'm a little off my game this year, but I'm hoping for a hail mary pass in the next round. Man needs some inspiration.

Famke has the unique ability to be incredibly hot or super fugly depending on her hairstyle.

Needing a quick fix of tits, I couldn't stop thinking about getting some American hair pie, and I had to choose Shannon Elizabeth with the 45th pick. I'd love to get a little one on one time with this tomcat. Let's just hope she isn't intimidated by the kid & I, and is willing to ride my johnson during our family vacation.

A real life Jersey girl is our 46th pick as Anyawatchin Angel takes Christina Milian. I’m sure I could show her who's the man of the house as long she promised to torque my wood.

One woman who isn't desperate for male attention is Eva Longoria. Being taken at the number 47 spot by Martinman may have her feeling young and restless, but hopefully after a game of hide the sentinel with the 31 year old from Texas, she will be feeling much better and a lot wetter.

A Swedish blonde with a thing for on-screen threesomes takes spot 48, as gravedigger grabs Malin Akerman. My love monkey fills up with the thought of her joining my estrogen entourage.

Hmm, I see what you are saying. I've never done a draft so I don't know the strategy very well.

I did amend my original statement to say that there were some good picks in round 1. Haven't gotten around to looking over the second round picks.

And to clarify, my statement isn't about race, which is why I specifically said ethnic. I find people with non-traditional features most attractive and a lot of these picks, even the "non-white" ones, are really bland. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

I was close to picking Isla Fischer but felt she had a better chance(20%) to drop to me in rd 3. That and I didn't think you could get all of Sacha Baron Cohen's body hairs off her. That pic of him in the bathing suit at Cannes was frightening.

I think I'm going to go commit seppuku for letting Isla Fisher slip my mind.

Just curious. At age 38, am I the oldest person drafting here? Because I'd like to know in what Logan's Run Bizarro World are these two considered "question marks".