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Getting/Giving Head

post #1 of 33
8/15/06 at 8:12pm
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I was prompted to start this thread because in the Victoria Silvstedt post Diva said that Victoria was "getting head" from her suitor. Then Leonard Part 6 said the following:

"Please, everyone, don't use "head" when referring to going down on a woman."

And Andrew Ellis backed him up. Now, I think this is a common misconception, that a woman can't get head. I think it comes from the fact that people think the "head" in the expression is the head of the penis, whereas in fact the head being referred to is the cranium. A woman is "giving head" because she is putting her head on my cock. I give a woman head because I am putting my head on her. Am I wrong? Am I wrong? (Or am I just an asshole?)

So, consider yourselves educated.
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post #2 of 33
8/15/06 at 8:22pm
Just don't do it in a car.
Moving or parked.
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post #3 of 33
8/15/06 at 8:27pm
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Originally Posted by Dannychico
I think it comes from the fact that people think the "head" in the expression is the head of the penis, whereas in fact the head being referred to is the cranium. A woman is "giving head" because she is putting her head on my cock. I give a woman head because I am putting my head on her.
To use the parlance of a similar thread, Fucking A.
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post #4 of 33
8/15/06 at 8:36pm
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Originally Posted by Finnegan
Just don't do it in a car.
Moving or parked.

On a man, woman, or both, and why not? (I've never done a man in a moving car mostly because LA drivers are crazy, and I'd hate to accidentally get jarred and, well, bite.)
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post #5 of 33
8/15/06 at 8:39pm

RE: Getting/Giving Head

Yes, please!
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post #6 of 33
8/15/06 at 8:40pm
Anybody seen those photos of dudes who actually get their entire head up there? I couldn't eat chili for a month.
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post #7 of 33
8/15/06 at 8:43pm
I used to have a video of that. Guy just kinda dove on in, with crazy German techno playing in the background. I think they were in a dungeon.
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post #8 of 33
8/15/06 at 8:45pm
Closest I've gotten is eyes deep. Though I probably should have taken off that football helmet.
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post #9 of 33
8/15/06 at 8:48pm
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti
just pick up some Rohypnol and a crowbar
This seems appropriate.
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post #10 of 33
8/15/06 at 8:50pm
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti
Closest I've gotten is eyes deep.
For future reference, I don't think the girl really wants you to go eyes-first. Try tongue-first next time.
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post #11 of 33
8/15/06 at 8:53pm
I've got pretty long lashes so a few blinks here and there provide more bang than my tongue could ever hope to achieve.
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post #12 of 33
8/16/06 at 1:26am
I don't use the term "head" because it's not creative or offensive enough. There are much better options out there like slobbing knob or munching box, smoking poll or clam diving, you know what I'm saying here.
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post #13 of 33
8/16/06 at 1:45am
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Ya-ya'ing her sisterhood?
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post #14 of 33
8/16/06 at 1:47am
It's gender specific in the same way that you can't eat a dick out. One's for guys and one's for girls.
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post #15 of 33
8/16/06 at 2:02am
Actually I had a girl try to eat my dick out, but I didn't like the way her tongue felt in my urethra.

personally, I just like to lap up the little man in the canoe. Hold on, "little man"? That doesn't make me gay somehow does it.
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post #16 of 33
8/16/06 at 2:04am
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Originally Posted by Stormin
It's gender specific in the same way that you can't eat a dick out. One's for guys and one's for girls.
Traditionally, "head" is not gender specific. I learned that from Annette Haven in BARBARA BROADCAST, an irrefutable source. Perhaps the term has been more frequently identified with males in recent years but back in the day, it was for everyone.
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post #17 of 33
8/16/06 at 4:11pm
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Originally Posted by Stormin
It's gender specific in the same way that you can't eat a dick out. One's for guys and one's for girls.
Wrong. Did you ignore my initial post? Or are your reading comprehension skills lagging behind?

Or, see Litmus's post above.
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post #18 of 33
8/16/06 at 6:26pm
It's not gender specific. You're getting the other person's head. And whoever told us not to do it while driving gives bad advice.
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post #19 of 33
8/16/06 at 6:54pm
I know a girl who told me a guy once tried to entice her into bed by stating he was "good at fellatio".
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post #20 of 33
8/16/06 at 7:41pm
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Originally Posted by Dannychico
Wrong. Did you ignore my initial post? Or are your reading comprehension skills lagging behind?

Or, see Litmus's post above.
When my parents got back the scores from the Connecticut Mastery Tests in 4th grade, my mom started crying.
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post #21 of 33
8/17/06 at 2:17am
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Originally Posted by Samurai Mike
I know a girl who told me a guy once tried to entice her into bed by stating he was "good at fellatio".

Maybe he was hoping he could teach her a thing or two.
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post #22 of 33
8/17/06 at 3:15am
I've always heard it called "promotion fast-track." Must be a regional thing.
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post #23 of 33
8/17/06 at 6:01am
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Originally Posted by Werbal_Kint
I've always heard it called "promotion fast-track." Must be a regional thing.
Yeah, or as Michael Bay calls it, "casting a female lead".
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post #24 of 33
8/18/06 at 12:05am
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Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon
Yeah, or as Michael Bay calls it, "casting a female lead".

Or, as Michael Bay calls it, "casting a male lead."
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post #25 of 33
8/18/06 at 1:17am
at that point i think it would just be considered 'casting'.
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post #26 of 33
8/18/06 at 1:25am
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Originally Posted by Belethedheliel
Or, as Michael Bay calls it, "casting a male lead."
Zzzinggg!!!!!
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post #27 of 33
8/18/06 at 1:48am
I just love that at this moment, on the "New Posts" menu, this thread is situated directly under the one entitled "Your Parents".
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post #28 of 33
8/18/06 at 7:28am
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Originally Posted by Belethedheliel
Or, as Michael Bay calls it, "casting a male lead."
I just knew Optimus Prime loved the cock.
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post #29 of 33
8/18/06 at 12:24pm
I'm pretty certain it just doesn't work, particularly considering most women compare it to going down on their man. I would stick with a euphemism for cooch eating, raiding the lost ark or some shit.
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post #30 of 33
8/18/06 at 1:58pm
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Originally Posted by Finnegan
Just don't do it in a car.
Moving or parked.
Are you fucking kidding me? I draw the line at locations like public bathrooms, but road head is about the greatest gift my girl can give me. As for returning the favor to the ladies, as long you aren't in a stick-shift or stuck in deep bucket seats, I say go for it!
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post #31 of 33
8/19/06 at 1:18am
Moving: Texas traffic=sudden braking. Sudden braking equals jaws snapping shut.

Parked: The police are not amused.
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post #32 of 33
8/19/06 at 1:42am
Tinted windows + a flawless traffic record + a loving girlfriend = a very happy me.

I suppose that as an extra precaution, you might consider smacking the teeth out of your partner.
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post #33 of 33
8/21/06 at 12:08pm
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Originally Posted by Finnegan
Moving: Texas traffic=sudden braking. Sudden braking equals jaws snapping shut.

Parked: The police are not amused.
You need to get out of the city. Texas has a lot of nice, straight, paved, low-traffic roads.
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