"You're doing a super job of "calling me out," buddy."
Thanks Friend!
"Also, you used the "You post on a message board" insult while posting on a message board, which I love."
I was trying illustrate that in the scheme of things, we're both dorks who post on Internet messageboards. Who's the lesser and greater dork really doesn't matter much to most people, as the debate itself is dumb as balls.
"Oh, and let me tell my friends that I took the thirty seconds of effort to make a thread. Are you in some Stephen Hawking chair that making a thread is some kind of Herculean fucking task?"
No, but just explaining to most normal folk what a "thread" is, would probably take an act of God.