Add me to the failing writer/filmmaker list (though I am shooting a corporate next month for Scottish Power...).
Day job is working at a hospital, on the admin side of things. Believe me, there are some frighteningly stupid people that work in hospitals, especially ward clerks and doctors. But nurses, all round great. I don't mean that in a sexual way - all the nurses, male and female, that I've worked with are interesting, approachable, hard-working and mostly very witty human beings. Everyone else - retarded dullards. Which is how, in seven months of working there, I've become the primary trainer for all the wards and departments on three separate sites for the new medical stock ordering system. I'm planning on leaving by year's end.