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post #1 of 19
8/24/06 at 9:46am
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GQ's list of the greatest film assholes.

The criteria:

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He’s the blond-haired blue blood who no one seems to realize is a total douche bag. He’s got the beautiful girl (whom he flagrantly cheats on), and because of the dollar signs attached to his name, he has her father, too. He’s ungracious, undeserving, and unredeemable, a cretin who rejoices in making life hell for the little people.
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1. Billy Zabka as Johnny Lawrence
"The Karate Kid", 1984

2. Bradley Cooper as Zachary "Sack" Lodge
"Wedding Crashers", 2005

3. James Daughton as Greg Marmalard
"National Lampoon's Animal House", 1978

4. Eriq La Salle as Darryl Jenks
"Coming to America", 1988

5. Robert Prescott as Cole Whittier
"Bachelor Party", 1984

6. Ted McGinley as Stan Gable
"Revenge of the Nerds", 1984

7. Matthew Glave as Glenn Guglia
"The Wedding Singer", 1998

8. Craig Sheffer as Hardy Jenns
"Some Kind of Wonderful", 1987

9. Craig Kilborn as Mark
"Old School", 2003

10. Billy Zabka as Chas
"Back to School", 1986

11. Michael Bowen as Tommy
"Valley Girl", 1983

12. James Spader as Steff
"Pretty in Pink", 1986
Sweep the leg!
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post #2 of 19
8/24/06 at 9:51am
Zabka found redemption at the end of the film, even congratulating Danielsan on his victory. That should bump Johhny from the list automatically.

And No Kevin Spacey from "Swimming with Sharks"?
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post #3 of 19
8/24/06 at 10:13am
Thread Starter 
These lists are never very good, but they allows us to come up with better ones.
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post #4 of 19
8/24/06 at 10:15am
Our list was better!
http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?t=89900
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post #5 of 19
8/24/06 at 11:32am
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Cool. Didn't see that thread. I knew Chewers could come up with some gems.
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post #6 of 19
8/24/06 at 11:37am
Nothing earlier than 1978?...I call foul.

Must check ot BobClark's thread in depth!
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post #7 of 19
8/24/06 at 11:38am
Does GQ hire anyone older than 24?
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post #8 of 19
8/24/06 at 11:46am
Both lists include the dude from The Wedding Singer. Who would have guessed he could leave such an impression?
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post #9 of 19
8/24/06 at 11:47am
Cant tell who's blond-haired in a black and white film, silly.
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post #10 of 19
8/24/06 at 11:49am
I think the list meant young dickheads that steal girls and try to humiliate Eric Stoltz.

Still sucks, though.
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post #11 of 19
8/24/06 at 11:52am
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Originally Posted by BobClark
Both lists include the dude from The Wedding Singer. Who would have guessed he could leave such an impression?
Well, that guy is a jerk.
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post #12 of 19
8/24/06 at 12:10pm
What's funny is that my first impulse was that he and Craig Kilborn shouldn't have been on the list. I can concede the Wedding Singer guy, but not Craig Kilborn.
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post #13 of 19
8/24/06 at 1:03pm
Oh, come on. If we're only considering movies from this short time period, how can you not give Zabka the trifecta and recognize Just One Of The Guys?
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post #14 of 19
8/24/06 at 1:10pm
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4. Eriq La Salle as Darryl Jenks
"Coming to America", 1988
He doesn't have blond hair. This list is invalid.
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post #15 of 19
8/24/06 at 2:11pm
The Sack was such an asshole he became awesome.

"You're still THE SACK BABY!"
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post #16 of 19
8/24/06 at 2:16pm
If you have to go with someone from a Sandler film, how does Christopher Macdonald get overlooked?
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post #17 of 19
8/24/06 at 2:23pm
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Originally Posted by Chris O.
He doesn't have blond hair. This list is invalid.
True, but he did let his "SOUL GLOW!"

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Oh, come on. If we're only considering movies from this short time period, how can you not give Zabka the trifecta and recognize Just One Of The Guys?
Yes. He did make a habit of picking on little wimpy Italian boys. Terry's looks in JOOTG were even compared to Ralph Macchio by Sherilyn Fenn's character in the movie.
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post #18 of 19
8/24/06 at 2:37pm
1. Brick Top
2. Shooter McGavin
3. Commandant Amon Goeth (Schindler's List)
4. T-1000
5. Carter Burke
6. Gaear Grimsrud (Fargo)
7. Stansfield (Léon)
8. Commodus
9. Doyle Hargraves
10. Ginger Rothstein
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post #19 of 19
8/24/06 at 7:31pm
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9. Craig Kilborn as Mark
"Old School", 2003
Apparently Kilborn was just playing himself.
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