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post #51 of 66
8/26/06 at 4:56am
Never said all jokes were lame. Just that one.
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post #52 of 66
8/26/06 at 5:08am
it's not like I was going for some hilarious joke there, just giving a jew equivalent to Bob calling the guy a fag.

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Originally Posted by swedish miyagi
Please direct me to a post where you have ever said something funny.
...and until then stop using Larry David as your avatar.
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post #53 of 66
8/26/06 at 5:12am
Bob, if nothing else you should hav yelled something more...creative, less heard.


My insults of choice are:

Pig Fucker
Dildo
shitfuck
fuckpile
shitheap
shit-for-brains
Shit-stabber
Cockblaster
Jizzcatcher
balllicker
nutwasher
fuckface
fuckhole
Assfuck
Assplow


If you want to be sex specific, for the females....and Rath:

cunt stain
cunt wash
slit
gash
cut
squishy vag
dumb fish
tuna twat
twat smack
'taint jammer
stinkhole
douchedrink
douchebag



Assclown doesn't sound like an insult. Sounds more like a reference to unruly children. Goat Roper just sounds like an old European phrase for a farmer.
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post #54 of 66
8/26/06 at 5:17am
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Originally Posted by swedish miyagi
yeah good point because whoever has the most green boxes is clearly the funniest.

Please direct me to a post where you have ever said something funny. A lot of pretentious douchebags around here like to pretend like they're above it all and that all jokes are lame yet they never say anything funny ever. For example, Devin is infatuated with how unfunny he thinks Moltisanti is yet he links a clip of himself telling some horribly unclever joke about a can of beer on a cheesy hacked off countdown show.

Don't forget his classy story of getting a blowjob in a sleazy bathroom from a waitress with down's syndrome.
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post #55 of 66
8/26/06 at 5:18am
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Originally Posted by swedish miyagi
it's not like I was going for some hilarious joke there
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Originally Posted by swedish miyagi
Adam, please, the Mel Gibson joke was decent at worst.
Please decide whether you want to be a narcissist or a backpedaller before you continue. Or maybe just accept the fact that the joke was weak and move on.
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post #56 of 66
8/28/06 at 6:00pm
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Originally Posted by CaptainZahn
I understand what you're saying, but I think by doing that you're kind of encouraging his own homophobia.
Aha. Now THIS is why it bugs me. You're right.
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post #57 of 66
8/29/06 at 2:54am
I think the fact that it is bugging you enough to bring it up is probably a good thing, really. If it didn't it essentially means you suck. I've done the same thing in a fit of rage- cursing out people using terms I would happily punch others for using but i felt crap about afterwards and made a pretty concious effort not to do it in the future.
Just don't do it again!
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post #58 of 66
8/29/06 at 8:13pm
I can never remember what comes out of my mouth when I'm pissed at someone on the road. I get too mad, too quickly. Hell, I even chased a guy for about a mile once!
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post #59 of 66
8/29/06 at 9:23pm
...then what happened?
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post #60 of 66
8/29/06 at 9:43pm
Well, after the guy's wife went from flipping me the finger to telling her husband to drive faster it got a little silly. I started to calm down & they were motoring out of town at that point. I really try not to get that mad anymore, but it still makes me chuckle when I think about it.
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post #61 of 66
8/29/06 at 9:43pm
It's still under litigation....
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post #62 of 66
8/30/06 at 9:05am
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Originally Posted by Ade Brooks
I really try not to get that mad anymore, but it still makes me chuckle when I think about it.
Ha! Ha! I was this close to killing a man! Hoooo, good times, good times.
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post #63 of 66
8/30/06 at 10:26am
The bit that amused me was how quickly they went from "Fuck off" to "Let's get outta here!" It would've been so much better if I'd just waved it off but as I said my temper can flare up pretty quick when I'm wronged.

We were talking about anger & initial reactions weren't we?
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post #64 of 66
8/31/06 at 11:41am
We tend to hate most in others what we hate most about ourselves.
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post #65 of 66
8/31/06 at 12:34pm
I don't why I remember this, but years ago whilst driving, my mother called a person who swerved into front of her an "Idi-OT." That is exactly how she said it and it made us all laugh.

My late father used to call dumb and slow drivers "chooch."

Urban Dictionary has 10 various definitions, but it basically is Italian slang for "dumbass."

Occasionally, he would spice it up and say "What a chooch-ala-fonz!"
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post #66 of 66
8/31/06 at 12:58pm
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
I think it's safe to say that most ANYONE would be offended if you call them motherfucker, fathers included.
Great scene in River's Edge where Keanu Reeves is shouting at a guy who is living with/freeloading off of Keanu's mom:

"Motherfucker. Food-eater."

Better if you hear it in context, but funny just the same.

Hearing someone called a 'faggot' usually tells me more about the caller than the call-ee.
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