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post #51 of 76
9/1/06 at 7:56pm
Evidently gay people are possed by little devils.

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1052/1052_01.asp
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post #52 of 76
9/1/06 at 10:48pm
And Starring Danny Trejo as Gomez
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post #53 of 76
9/2/06 at 1:38am
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Originally Posted by BubWilliams
Evidently gay people are possed by little devils.

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1052/1052_01.asp
What lazy narrative: "All three kids got saved".

I like that Chick feels that, in order for these pamphlets to reach as many poor, uneducated slobs as possible, he has to translate certain terms when quoting the Good Book. It's great because it seems that this might make it clear to him how easily "God's Word" might have been twisted around over the years. Or not.
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post #54 of 76
9/2/06 at 10:59am
Ahh, yes, Jack Chick tracts. These things piss me off to no end, because they aren't some kind of joke. There's actual people out there who believe this crap. Of course, I'm a Catholic, so what would I know, I worship the devil.
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post #55 of 76
9/2/06 at 11:19am
The Harry Potter books are literally a gateway to Hell!!!



The Vatican SUPER COMPUTER!



Priests will kill you if you dare read the Bible!!!

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post #56 of 76
9/2/06 at 11:20am
You can't kill the devil by shooting at him

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post #57 of 76
9/2/06 at 11:29am
Jesuits infiltrate protestant Churches and pay women to seduce their pastors ...

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post #58 of 76
9/2/06 at 11:59am
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica
The Harry Potter books are literally a gateway to Hell!!!



The Vatican SUPER COMPUTER!



Priests will kill you if you dare read the Bible!!!
Haw, Haw!
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post #59 of 76
9/2/06 at 10:48pm
Those wacky Catholics, when will they learn. Someone really should make these into short films.
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post #60 of 76
9/2/06 at 11:22pm
Fake Jack Chick obituary;

http://www.tmtm.com/sides/jtcobit.html

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It is with great sadness that we learnt last week of the shocking death of our dear friend Jack T Chick. Jack, who had been a great supporter of SIDES since we sent him a copy of issue 1, and had begun to write us a regular column exposing the works of Satan in these last days passed into his Maker's arms from Ita Nim Mulli asylum last Monday.


It was not until Thursday that the shocking facts behind his death were made known. Jack's long time friend and companion Alberto Rivera broke down and confessed to a hideous plot to rid the world of Jack's scathing attacks on the Catholic Church. Apparently Dr Rivera, who had written many books for Chick publications had all along been playing the role of a double agent, and was in fact still a top Jesuit, answerable directly to the Black Pope in the Vatican. In a cunning ploy to destroy the ministry of Chick, Alberto had dreamed up a plan whereby he would pretend to have seen the light of Christ and "reveal" to Jack the truth behind Catholicism. Top Jesuit brains believed that by having the truth revealed by someone who would be viewed as a religious loony then no-one would ever believe it! Unfortunately their plan backfired and Chick's comic book stories of the horrors cooked up by the Jesuits and Masons had tremendous influence, and led many out of the Catholic Church. Desperate to stop this trend Alberto revealed more and more of the secrets of the Vatican, each more surprising and unbelievable than the previous, hoping that eventually the truth would be too much for people to take. Eventually, with Chick's tracts being directly responsible for thousands leaving Catholicism every week the Black Pope ordered drastic action.


A crack team of Jesuit trained soldiers infiltrated Jack's house late Saturday night and abducted Jack's wife. They then took over a nearby radio transmitter and started beaming fake reports of the disappearance of millions of Christians during the night. As Jack awoke he found his wife missing, a tap in the kitchen running, and radio reports of missing Christians. For the first time in several decades he suddenly experienced doubt. Those articles that had sought to expose him as a deluded freak suddenly flooded through his head. The resulting mental breakdown saw him admitted to the nearby Jesuit owned Ita Nim Mulli asylum. There he was administered large quantities of drugs over several days - a combination that was eventually lethal. Police are holding Dr Rivera for further questioning.


Jack's funeral was a quiet affair. He had lived alone with his wife for over twenty years, and had few friends. It is believed that Bill Schnoebelen, who had previously escaped a life of vampirism with Jack's help, will take over at Chick Publications. However Jack's flair, and eye for the truth will undoubtedly be missed.


RIP Jack T Chick
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post #61 of 76
9/2/06 at 11:31pm
Is that the God's Honest (someone's take on actual events)?

That read more like a shittified CHUD obit than anything else.
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post #62 of 76
9/2/06 at 11:33pm
No, they're making fun of him. I can see why maybe that's not obvious, seeing that people like Chick actually sound even more ridiculous while being serious.
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post #63 of 76
9/3/06 at 12:47am
I think I'm going to watch 'Goblet of Fire' tonight .
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post #64 of 76
9/3/06 at 1:25am
Homosexuals carry cute little demons on their shoulders when wherever they go ...

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post #65 of 76
9/3/06 at 5:36pm
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica
No, they're making fun of him. I can see why maybe that's not obvious, seeing that people like Chick actually sound even more ridiculous while being serious.
I figured the crack team of web-folk would've mentioned such in his Wikipedia article, but in Chick's kooky world it read like the Gospel.
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post #66 of 76
9/4/06 at 3:14pm
I wonder what would happen if you made a tract showing how the Joshua and Miryam cult (Jesus and Mary) had been around long before Christ. Or how badly Mithra was ripped off by Christians.
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post #67 of 76
9/5/06 at 1:22am
If Uncle Cthulhu was a bible thumper, he'd be drawing shit like this.

Hilarious.
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post #68 of 76
9/5/06 at 2:29am
The longer comic books they have are even more outrageous, although they concentrate mainly on the Catholic Church. It turns out the Pope invented Islam, and Pope John Paul II was actually a Communist!
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post #69 of 76
9/6/06 at 6:19pm
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica
It turns out the Pope invented Islam
We should tell Al-Qaeda this. I forsee nothing but good results.

I'm sure my name just lit up in some Pentagon computer.
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post #70 of 76
9/6/06 at 7:09pm
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Originally Posted by Andrew Ellis
I think I'm going to watch 'Goblet of Fire' tonight .
Be sure to pack some ice, cause it's gonna be hot where you are going now.
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post #71 of 76
11/21/06 at 11:46am
http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?t=96359
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post #72 of 76
11/21/06 at 1:14pm
Those comics are so disturbing- especially the gay one. Yeesh! And how about the unattractive female teacher, painted as a villain because she told a boy not to use the word 'queer'. the mini kissing devils were funny tho. props to the comic's writers for not saying that gays are child-molesters- progress, I guess.
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post #73 of 76
12/7/06 at 9:07pm
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica
This is nothing, you should see Chick's anti Catholic "tracts", those are even worse!
I agree. It not that Chick hates only Non Christians,he hates Christians who do not agree with him on every point.His booklets about how all modern translatations of the Bible are the work of hte devil is rich.
And yes,I am a Catholic.Call me biased against Chick.
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post #74 of 76
12/7/06 at 9:08pm
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Originally Posted by grammatonclericK
If Uncle Cthulhu was a bible thumper, he'd be drawing shit like this.

Hilarious.
Nah, Cthulhu would have better taste.
For the record, most evangelical groups have broken with Chick over several issues.
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post #75 of 76
12/7/06 at 11:00pm
And It ain't just Potter.Chick also did a comic showing how C.S.Lewis was Satanic.
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post #76 of 76
12/8/06 at 4:55am
No hyberbole. Best comic ever.
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