The sheer ridiculousness of what I've just done in the game has amused me greatly. I'm currently trying to get into the Gale Shrine and I need to find the 3 missing Guardian Canines who are scattered around the world.
I head for the first one and pass into a secret valley whereupon I find myself at a huge gate. I head towards the gate and am told by a Sparrow that I may not pass, at this point the boss sparrow (with a badass eye-patch) makes an appearance and it is explained to me that the chief's daughter has been kidnapped.
I then start looking for the daughter and find a psychotic man in a valley guarding his house, inside the house is an evil old lady who seems to be cooking things.
I then have to leave the house, wait til nightfall, and then smash through the roof before I drag the old lady into the moonlight and change her into a demon. After defeating said demons I then escort the sparrow back to the gate.
I finally pass through the gate and find that the path to the Guardian Canine is still blocked. Thus starts a bizarre mini-game where I dig to the centre of the effort while a geologist/bamboo maker searches for hot water.
THEN I gain the power to control water, to active a bamboo pump, to open a passageway to a secret chamber. Inside the Secret Chamber I have to beat up a dog, take it's orb and take it back to a princess.
All of this is just to get 1 of the three orbs....