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My pee looks like Gatorade

post #1 of 36
9/1/06 at 10:24am
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Seriously, it's all neon. I was almost just blinded by the glowing toilet bowl water.
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post #2 of 36
9/1/06 at 10:26am
congratulations?
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post #3 of 36
9/1/06 at 10:30am
No more Slurm for you.
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post #4 of 36
9/1/06 at 10:31am
You just can't shake that anti-freeze addiction, huh Alex?
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post #5 of 36
9/1/06 at 10:33am
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I think I might've gotten bitten by a radioactive spider or something.
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post #6 of 36
9/1/06 at 10:41am
Eh, you're fine. It's neon shit that you've got to worry about.
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post #7 of 36
9/1/06 at 10:45am
Serious answer: You're dehydrated. Drink lots.
Funny answer: ...I ran out of urine jokes in the rep thread.
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post #8 of 36
9/1/06 at 10:45am
Neon pee is due to excessive Vitamin B in your system. Are you taking vitamin suppliments?
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post #9 of 36
9/1/06 at 10:47am
Lay off the KFC brother. It's not only unhealthy...
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post #10 of 36
9/1/06 at 10:48am
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Actually I think I figured it out, thanks to the people at work. (yes, I talk about my piss to everyone) I ate an entire box of bran flakes in the last 3 days. Maybe that was it...? That's pretty bizarre, though. What else can change your pee colors? I want to work my way around the spectrum now.
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post #11 of 36
9/1/06 at 10:50am
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
What else can change your pee colors? I want to work my way around the spectrum now.
Have someone knuckle punch you in the kidneys 3 or 4 times, and you'll get a nice shade of red for a day or two.
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post #12 of 36
9/1/06 at 10:53am
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
Actually I think I figured it out, thanks to the people at work. (yes, I talk about my piss to everyone) I ate an entire box of bran flakes in the last 3 days. Maybe that was it...? That's pretty bizarre, though. What else can change your pee colors? I want to work my way around the spectrum now.
Bran flakes are chock full of Vitamin B.
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post #13 of 36
9/1/06 at 10:54am
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So I'm not going to die or get super powers now? Dammit.

Death Surge- consider it done.

Next color to try- green.
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post #14 of 36
9/1/06 at 10:56am
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
So I'm not going to die or get super powers now? Dammit.
Not from bran flakes, anyway.
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post #15 of 36
9/1/06 at 10:57am
Asparagus. And lots of it.
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post #16 of 36
9/1/06 at 11:01am
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Originally Posted by Diva
Not from bran flakes, anyway.
That'd be a pretty horrible origin story anyway.

"So I was eating copious amounts of Bran Flakes... until one day my pee turned bright yellow and became a lethal weapon. From that day forward- the world would know me as.... Bran-Man."
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post #17 of 36
9/1/06 at 11:07am
Anything's better than Fat Mama and her "Fat Clap".
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post #18 of 36
9/1/06 at 11:11am
I just peed bones.
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post #19 of 36
9/1/06 at 11:12am
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Originally Posted by Crow
Asparagus. And lots of it.

And be ready for the smell.
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post #20 of 36
9/1/06 at 11:16am
Look at this page! It is possible to get green urine, and brown and blue too!
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post #21 of 36
9/1/06 at 11:23am
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Time to pick up some fava beans and pee brown! Oh man. If that works I'm going to take a picture to share with all of you.
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post #22 of 36
9/1/06 at 11:24am
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Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata
I just peed bones.
If that wasn't a joke, then you just passed a stone my friend. You have my utter, utter condolances. If it was a joke, no condolances, because you're tempting fate to pass a stone.
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post #23 of 36
9/1/06 at 11:24am
It is possible to get different colored urine, but the reasons for such are listed wrong on that site. Not a very good source of information.

Edit: This is in reference to cognizant's link.
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post #24 of 36
9/1/06 at 11:36am
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Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata
I just peed bones.
His spirit is in all of us, Nick.

R.I.P. DeForest Kelley
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post #25 of 36
9/1/06 at 12:08pm
When I drink Red Bull I get neon piss (does it caffeinate the rod?). Kashi Crunch did this to me also.
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post #26 of 36
9/1/06 at 12:09pm
Try some beetroot. It'll go pink/purple!
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post #27 of 36
9/1/06 at 12:39pm
That Gatorade powder that they have at grocery stores is a gift from heaven.
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post #28 of 36
9/1/06 at 1:20pm
Green pee is easy. Just withdraw all your money from the bank and eat it.
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post #29 of 36
9/1/06 at 1:45pm
To bring this discussion to a whole other level, when I was a kid my poop turned neon blue the day after I drank rasberry slushees from 7-11. The dyes they use to make food/candy attractive to kids really did a number on my system, thus I don't eat that crap (pun intended) anymore.
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post #30 of 36
9/1/06 at 2:32pm
And they say the quality of discourse has deteriorated around here.
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post #31 of 36
9/1/06 at 2:36pm
This thread actually does get a whole lot better when you look at it as a metaphor for the state of the boards.
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post #32 of 36
9/1/06 at 2:47pm
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Originally Posted by Slater
And they say the quality of discourse has deteriorated around here.
Riiiight.
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post #33 of 36
9/1/06 at 2:53pm
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Speaking of deterioration, what makes your shit black? That happened to me once. Forgot what the hell I was eating.
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post #34 of 36
9/1/06 at 2:57pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
Speaking of deterioration, what makes your shit black? That happened to me once. Forgot what the hell I was eating.
Blue and blackberries have been known to turn poop black. That and internal bleeding.
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post #35 of 36
9/4/06 at 1:26am
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
Speaking of deterioration, what makes your shit black? That happened to me once. Forgot what the hell I was eating.
Drinking Guinness will do that to you. As for me, a good night on Strongbow (English cider) can make my poop smell vaguely of apples. And not nice ones either.
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post #36 of 36
9/5/06 at 11:00am
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Originally Posted by Diva
I had never run across that thread before...

I just spent the last couple of minutes trying to breath...
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