Diva didn't delete anything either, just edited everything down to "...".
Seriously, if I would have experienced this much embarrassment at this point, I would not even come around here anymore. I've had my share of pwnage in this place, but, damn.
I, for one, cannot understand people who actually do not feel embarrassment from time to time. It's the sort of thing that should keep you in check, but that part of the brain seems to be broken on some people. Then again, if you've edited all your posts, you must be a little embarrassed about them, but why risk further ridicule by editing in the first place? Boggles the fucking mind.