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post #1 of 12
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This is the one "cliched" joke that I can't honestly say I've ever heard a comedian actually make. I think the closest I can think of that comes to it is Jerry Seinfeld making quick passing remarks about the bag of peanuts.

My friend uses "...and that's why men hunt and women nest" in it's place, and I think I prefer that much more.
post #2 of 12
I'm partial to "White people dance like this", but that's a little more specific.
post #3 of 12
Thread Starter 
Anyone? Does anyone know any jokes about airplane food?
post #4 of 12
Google gave me this:

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It was mealtime during our trip on a small airline in the South.

"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in front of me.

"What are my choices?" he asked.

"Yes or no," she replied.
post #5 of 12
I think it falls into that Observational kind of humor. Although I could swear remembering Ellen Degeneres(Sp?) make some comment about the salad's in airline food way back in the 80s.

I figure this type of joke also falls along with the "McNugget" and "Pop Tart" joke lines.

But I can only think of that SNL skit which Seinfeld hosted that made fun of these types of jokes.
post #6 of 12
Dennis Miller went off about airplane food on one of his specials, back when he was funny.
post #7 of 12
Usually the cliche is that it's inedible, small-portioned, and stomach-issue-inducing. Not unlike the cliched bad school lunch or prison/army food.

It's pre-packaged and mass produced like TV dinners mostly.

The movie Airplane takes a stab at it when everyone gets sick.

On the note of airline food, I haven't been served a meal in quite some time (regardless of flight time and length). I'm usually lucky to get a bag of pretzels and a ginger ale. Hell, my mom had to pay $2 for a beverage on a $450 flight a couple of weeks ago.
post #8 of 12
As Seinfeld was satirizing in his SNL appearance, there used to be a lot more comedy clubs across the states, often known for their brick backgrounds. Bill Hicks has also joked about this, or at least his reference to the Chuckle Hut makes me think he's got that contempt as well. Of course, the growth in the market didn't necessarily mean a growth in quality, and so there must have been an excess of stand-ups who not only never went anywhere, but offered hackneyed and obvious observations on life. Even when Comedy Central was doing clips of stand-ups around its inception, I don't remember any Airplane Food jokes. My guess is that the sort of people who made them were never all that funny, and it became comic code for someone who blew. It's a non-offensive sort of take off point that people are likely to agree with, but because it's such a cliche (and has been for quite some time), it's a non-starter, and something geared towards getting the audience on your side.
post #9 of 12
I take it this was spurred by my comment in the race/horror thread?

The reason you haven't heard anyone make a "serious" joke about airplane food was because for over a decade it's been, as Andre says, comic code for hackneyed and cliched material.
post #10 of 12
The 4th caption in this review actually has an airline food joke:

http://www.chud.com/index.php?type=dvd&id=1529

I think one of the reasons it's used in the form you're talking about Patrick is that it's a joke that's just not funny and only dopes would try to use it.
post #11 of 12
What's the deal with airplane food?

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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8
... it's inedible, small-portioned, and stomach-issue-inducing. Not unlike a bad school lunch or prison/army food.
...although most comics attempt to say this in a slightly less analytical way.

Personally, I've found airplane food, for the most part, to be adequate if you're hungry. Train food is better.
post #12 of 12
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
This is the one "cliched" joke that I can't honestly say I've ever heard a comedian actually make. I think the closest I can think of that comes to it is Jerry Seinfeld making quick passing remarks about the bag of peanuts.

My friend uses "...and that's why men hunt and women nest" in it's place, and I think I prefer that much more.

You're just too young.

For someone contemporary, Eric Bogosian did a bit on airplane food in Wake Up and Smell the Coffee in 2001.
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