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post #51 of 66
9/25/06 at 4:30pm
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Originally Posted by Madman Mundt
The most limp-dicked one-liner I've ever seen might not even classify as one...at the end of Species, before Michael Madsen kills the alien chick, the music dies down a little on cue and we get a dramatic close up of Madsen as he pauses...for effect...and says..."Fuck you."
Actually, I think it was "Let go you mother fucker".... BAM!

I just remember thinking it was cool when I saw it at age 12, but now I realize it is a pretty repulsive one-liner.
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post #52 of 66
9/25/06 at 4:57pm
The "that's why they call it money" line from Heist is unbelievably great and I really have no idea how you guys are including it in this list. It should be included only in threads that are the opposite of this.
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post #53 of 66
9/25/06 at 6:54pm
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Originally Posted by Ilmarinkatu
In Die Hard 2, the girl at the counter who is helping McClane get a fax makes a pass at him, and he turns her down with the groaner, "Just the fax, ma'am."
Shortly after the movie came out, my father mentioned that line in some sort of business meeting that some foreign executives were at (I think from Japan, but I'm not entirely sure). Anyway, after he got completely blank looks from them, he spent an agonizing several minutes trying to explain to them why it was supposed to be funny...
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post #54 of 66
9/25/06 at 9:19pm
HEIST has some bad lines, I'll admit that, including the "that's why they call it money" line, but I like that damn movie somewhat guiltily. There are lots of really great lines in that movie too. Personal favorite:

"...You must be pretty smart."
"I'm not that smart."
"Then how'd you do it?"
"I imagined a fella smarter than myself, then I tried to think, What would he do?"

So let's not have Mamet's stuff anywhere near Goldsman's in any thread ever. Thank you.
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post #55 of 66
9/26/06 at 1:11am
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Originally Posted by Nick Hexum
Actually, I think it was "Let go you mother fucker".... BAM!

I just remember thinking it was cool when I saw it at age 12, but now I realize it is a pretty repulsive one-liner.
Yep, that's it, thanks. I was in college when that movie came out, so I won't fault your 12 yr old self...I would've thought it was neat at 12, too.
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post #56 of 66
9/26/06 at 6:58am
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Originally Posted by Minsky
Although it's one of my favorite movies, I wish I could mute out MacCready's final line to the Blair Monster at the end of the film. "EAT THIS!" Yeah, that's right, Blair Monster- you eat it!
You sure you're not thinking of some TV edit?

I'm pretty sure Mac's final line to the Blair Monster is along the lines of, "Oh, yeah? Well, FUCK YOU!!"

...though I could be mistaken.
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post #57 of 66
9/26/06 at 7:02am
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Originally Posted by Minsky
Although it's one of my favorite movies, I wish I could mute out MacCready's final line to the Blair Monster at the end of the film. "EAT THIS!" Yeah, that's right, Blair Monster- you eat it!
You sure you're not thinking of some TV edit?

I'm pretty sure Mac's final line to the Blair Monster is along the lines of, "Oh, yeah? Well, FUCK YOU!!"

...though I could be mistaken.
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post #58 of 66
9/26/06 at 7:09am
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Originally Posted by Minsky
Although it's one of my favorite movies, I wish I could mute out MacCready's final line to the Blair Monster at the end of the film. "EAT THIS!" Yeah, that's right, Blair Monster- you eat it!
You sure you're not thinking of some TV edit?

I'm pretty sure Mac's final line to the Blair Monster is along the lines of, "Oh, yeah? Well, FUCK YOU!!"

...though I could be mistaken.
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post #59 of 66
9/26/06 at 7:16am
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Originally Posted by Minsky
Although it's one of my favorite movies, I wish I could mute out MacCready's final line to the Blair Monster at the end of the film. "EAT THIS!" Yeah, that's right, Blair Monster- you eat it!
You sure you're not thinking of some TV edit?

I'm pretty sure Mac's final line to the Blair Monster is along the lines of, "Oh, yeah? Well, FUCK YOU!!"

...though I could be mistaken.
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post #60 of 66
9/26/06 at 7:18am
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Originally Posted by Minsky
Although it's one of my favorite movies, I wish I could mute out MacCready's final line to the Blair Monster at the end of the film. "EAT THIS!" Yeah, that's right, Blair Monster- you eat it!
You sure you're not thinking of some TV edit?

I'm pretty sure Mac's final line to the Blair Monster is along the lines of, "Oh, yeah? Well, FUCK YOU!!"

...though I could be mistaken.
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post #61 of 66
9/26/06 at 7:19am
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Originally Posted by Minsky
Although it's one of my favorite movies, I wish I could mute out MacCready's final line to the Blair Monster at the end of the film. "EAT THIS!" Yeah, that's right, Blair Monster- you eat it!
You sure you're not thinking of some TV edit?

I'm pretty sure Mac's final line to the Blair Monster is along the lines of, "Oh, yeah? Well, FUCK YOU!!"

...though I could be mistaken.
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post #62 of 66
9/26/06 at 7:26am
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Originally Posted by Minsky
Although it's one of my favorite movies, I wish I could mute out MacCready's final line to the Blair Monster at the end of the film. "EAT THIS!" Yeah, that's right, Blair Monster- you eat it!

You sure you're not thinking of some TV edit?

I'm pretty sure Mac's final line to the Blair Monster is along the lines of, "Oh, yeah? Well, FUCK YOU!!"

...though I could be mistaken.
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post #63 of 66
9/26/06 at 7:58am
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Originally Posted by Minsky
Although it's one of my favorite movies, I wish I could mute out MacCready's final line to the Blair Monster at the end of the film. "EAT THIS!" Yeah, that's right, Blair Monster- you eat it!
You sure you're not thinking of some TV edit?

I'm pretty sure Mac's final line to the Blair Monster is along the lines of, "Oh, yeah? Well, FUCK YOU!!"

...though I could be mistaken.
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post #64 of 66
9/26/06 at 8:09am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Minsky
Although it's one of my favorite movies, I wish I could mute out MacCready's final line to the Blair Monster at the end of the film. "EAT THIS!" Yeah, that's right, Blair Monster- you eat it!
You sure you're not thinking of some TV edit?

I'm pretty sure Mac's final line to the Blair Monster is along the lines of, "Oh, yeah? Well, FUCK YOU!!"

...though I could be mistaken.
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post #65 of 66
9/26/06 at 8:54am
That has to be the record number of multiple posts.
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post #66 of 66
9/26/06 at 9:12am
That was odd...
Sorry,folks.
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