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Please celebrate this birthday.

post #1 of 29
9/18/06 at 4:47pm
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Feel free to sing or bring a cake or lube up your nether regions. It's up to you.
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post #2 of 29
9/18/06 at 5:21pm
I'm not romantic enough for this.
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post #3 of 29
9/19/06 at 2:22pm
And the Sopranos cast chants: Kingda Ka! Kingda Ka! Kingda Ka!
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post #4 of 29
9/19/06 at 3:10pm
Pretty creepy in here.
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post #5 of 29
9/19/06 at 3:12pm
Why? James is a chewer by proxy.
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post #6 of 29
9/19/06 at 3:14pm
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I call him Jim. And he is both a chewer and a biter.
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post #7 of 29
9/19/06 at 3:15pm
All you need is Devin and you can get this Tailhook party started.
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post #8 of 29
9/19/06 at 3:18pm
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Well, Bob, until you can muster some Reasonable Comedy Alternatives, the old jokes will have to do. Clearly, I can't hope to aspire to the formal genius of posting Dolph Lungren pictures. Oh, well.
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post #9 of 29
9/19/06 at 3:20pm
You're missing my point spectacularly.
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post #10 of 29
9/19/06 at 3:22pm
Point is, it's no longer his birthday, so the moment has passed.

But fear not! Another and more lovable James is having a birthday today!
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post #11 of 29
9/19/06 at 3:25pm
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Sorry, Bob. I guess I'm not understanding. What was your point?
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post #12 of 29
9/19/06 at 3:33pm
You guys are creepy stalkers harassing a woman about her sex life. Don't worry. I wouldn't be so harsh as to cast derision on your talent as a humorist.
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post #13 of 29
9/19/06 at 3:37pm
If it was revealed that Alison Janney massaged my prostate I don't think you'd hear the end of it. Same diff.
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post #14 of 29
9/19/06 at 3:40pm
That still wouldn't make it okay, genius.
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post #15 of 29
9/19/06 at 3:41pm
Guys, please don't fight on James Lipton's birthday.
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post #16 of 29
9/19/06 at 3:43pm
"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Patrick Ripoll again."
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post #17 of 29
9/19/06 at 3:50pm
Guys, you've offended BobClark's delicate sensibilities here.
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post #18 of 29
9/19/06 at 3:53pm
The Fellowship Is Complete!
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post #19 of 29
9/19/06 at 4:01pm
Which one of your buddies sends emails as "Jace Jergens"? He won't reply to me.
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post #20 of 29
9/19/06 at 4:07pm
When did you stop beating your wife?
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post #21 of 29
9/19/06 at 4:08pm
It's the guy who sent the first email in today's Leak Letters. It's obviously one of the people who went to Bland Blog.
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post #22 of 29
9/19/06 at 4:13pm
I dunno, Devin. I could be wrong, but it doesn't sound like anyone from The Fake Life.

Jace Jergens is a pretty sweet name though.
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post #23 of 29
9/19/06 at 4:13pm
Stop trying to deflect the subject at hand. We're not talking about your creepy obsession with The Fake Life, we're talking about your creepy obsession with Diva. Please try to stay on point.
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post #24 of 29
9/19/06 at 4:31pm
I know I'm going to regret this, but what's the origin of this Diva-Gandolfini thing?
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post #25 of 29
9/19/06 at 4:43pm
She met him at a bar once. She shared that fact in a thread. Obsession from her hate club ensued. Anal sex jokes were made.
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post #26 of 29
9/19/06 at 5:26pm
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See, this is the real reason there's no community left at CHUD. The ability to share a common history...a common mythology...a common sense of symbiology. This is what fuses together groups of far-flung people who can't see one another in the conventional sense.

For those who can still remember what that community feels like and who can still grasp it and value it, for those people the internet in general and chud.com in particular are still fun and meaningful. Really, the verbal abuse directed Diva's way is absolutely, positively just secondary. It's the relationships that count.

Ergo, suck it.
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post #27 of 29
9/19/06 at 6:34pm
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P.S., apropos to Diva's lust for reputation point legitimacy, every time I post this sort of reference, I get some positive rep boost. And not only from the boyz, mind you.

The voice of the people has spoken: this is funny stuff.
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post #28 of 29
9/19/06 at 11:45pm
The loss of anal jokes would be a much bigger blow than the loss of Whitehead. Just sayin'.
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post #29 of 29
9/20/06 at 12:27am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris Miller
She met him at a bar once. She shared that fact in a thread. Obsession from her hate club ensued. Anal sex jokes were made.
I'm not sure why Devin gave me negative rep for this, I'm pretty sure I got the facts straight, and I was just answering JVC's question. The joke, however, has become the next "Watch Sniper", or "Here's a Van Damme pic." Anal sex. Tony Soprano. Truly hilarious stuff after a fucking year.
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