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post #1 of 192
9/25/06 at 3:05pm
Thread Starter 
Ala the Howard Stern game, give three people (any three) of which one you'd F, one you'd marry, and one you'd kill. Then leave three for the the next guy.

F: Jessica Biel
Marry: Jessica Alba
Kill: Jessica Simpson

Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie.
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post #2 of 192
9/25/06 at 3:14pm
F: Lindsay Lohan
Marry: Paris Hilton (even a shitty divorce settlement would set me up for 3 lifetimes)
Kill: Nicole Ritchie (I'm not sure she's human anymore.....)

I leave Janet Jackson, Whitney Houston, and Courtney Love. Have fun.
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post #3 of 192
9/25/06 at 3:16pm

F, Marry, and Kill

F: Hilton
Marry: Lohan (maybe I can save her with a sandwich)
Kill: Richie

Jennifer Anniston, Jennifer Connelly, Jennifer Garner

Quote:
Originally Posted by David Oliver
Ala the Howard Stern game, give three people (any three) of which one you'd F, one you'd marry, and one you'd kill. Then leave three for the the next guy.

F: Jessica Biel
Marry: Jessica Alba
Kill: Jessica Simpson

Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie.
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post #4 of 192
9/25/06 at 3:20pm
F: Jennifer Conelley
M: Jennifer Garner
K: Jennifer Aniston

Let's do the Charlie's Angels: Jaclyn Smith, Cheryl Ladd, Kate Jackson
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post #5 of 192
9/25/06 at 3:26pm
F: Smith
M: Jackson
K: Ladd

Maggie Q., Maggie Cheung, Maggie Thatcher
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post #6 of 192
9/25/06 at 3:29pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by FrankCobretti
F: Smith
M: Jackson
K: Ladd

Maggie Q., Maggie Cheung, Maggie Thatcher
Pretty easy-

F - Q
M - Cheung
K - Thatcher

misfit, matchstick, micah
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post #7 of 192
9/25/06 at 3:34pm
F: Matchstick
Marry: Micah
Kill: Misfit

Natalie Portman, Kiera Knightley, Kate Bosworth
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post #8 of 192
9/25/06 at 3:40pm
F: Kiera Knightley
Marry: Natalie Portman
Kill: Kate Bosworth

Kate Hudson, Jennifer Lopez, Julia Roberts
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post #9 of 192
9/25/06 at 3:43pm
F: Lopez
Marry: Hudson
Kill: Roberts

I leave a tough one:
Salma Hayek, Penelope Cruz, Monica Bellucci
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post #10 of 192
9/25/06 at 3:45pm
F: Belluci
M: Hayek (love my latin women)
K: Cruz (just the luck of the draw)

ashlee simpson, devin, nick
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post #11 of 192
9/25/06 at 3:52pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by donde
ashlee simpson, devin, nick
That's evil. Whoever put Simpson away from the Kill category should be shot, no matter how much he hates Devin's guts.
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post #12 of 192
9/25/06 at 4:02pm
Just can't decide. I mean, I'd take a dick to end the life of Ashlee Simpson, but Devin's? I imagine he would make me call him Mr. Herzog while making a series of terse, angry intrusions into my naughty place. Then when I asked about why I was alway the bottom, he'd tell me that if I can't even be bothered to watch Tsotsi, he's not going to waste his time explaining everything to me. I imagine this a lot.

I pass.
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post #13 of 192
9/25/06 at 4:04pm
Let's reboot:

Mary Pickford, Edna Purviance, Lillian Gish
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post #14 of 192
9/25/06 at 4:42pm
Wow...way to stay contemporary there, Cobretti. :P

Let's see...

F: Pickford
K: Purviance
M: Gish

And I'll leave...hmm...

Kate Beckinsale, Kate Winslet, Kate Bosworth
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post #15 of 192
9/25/06 at 5:06pm
JG Butler puts up the good ones...

F: Kate Beckinsale (I'm sure she would get annoying after two F's)
M: Kate Winslett ( I could put up with her)
K: Kate Bosworth ( At this rate she will kill herself)

I shall leave.....

Marcia Cross, Debra Messing, anddddddd Lucille Ball. Redheads all.
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post #16 of 192
9/25/06 at 5:20pm
F: Lucille Ball (especially if I could double team with Desi)
M: Debra Messing
K: Marcia Cross

Greta Van Susteren, Nancy Grace, Katie Couric.
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post #17 of 192
9/25/06 at 5:38pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Moltisanti
F: Lucille Ball (especially if I could double team with Desi)
M: Debra Messing
K: Marcia Cross

Greta Van Susteren, Nancy Grace, Katie Couric.
F: Katie
M: Greta
K: Nancy

Justice League Unlimited versions of Wonder Woman, Hawkgirl, Huntress.
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post #18 of 192
9/25/06 at 5:42pm
F: Hawk-Girl
M: Wonder Woman
K: Huntress

Groucho, Chico, and Harpo Marx
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post #19 of 192
9/25/06 at 5:47pm
F: Harpo Marx (with added bells and whistles!)
M: Groucho
K: Chico

How about Evangeline Lilly, Emilie De Ravin and Yunjin Kim?
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post #20 of 192
9/25/06 at 7:06pm
F:Kim
M :lily
K: Emile

Lynda Carter, Catherine Bach, Erin Gray(circa 1980)
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post #21 of 192
9/25/06 at 7:19pm
F: Catherine Bach
M: Lynda Carter
K: Erin Gray

Spiderman, Batman, Superman.
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post #22 of 192
9/25/06 at 7:25pm
F: Batman
M: Spiderman
K: Superman

Dirty Old Man Edition: Dakota Fanning, Emma Watson, Ellen Page.
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post #23 of 192
9/25/06 at 8:00pm
F: Emma Watson
M: Ellen Page
K: Dakota Fanning

Let's try Bonnie Hunt, Sigourney Weaver and Ellen Burstyn.
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post #24 of 192
9/25/06 at 8:10pm
F: Sigourney Weaver
M: Bonnie Hunt
K: Ellen Burstyn

How about Curly Joe, Wilt Chamberlain, and Drea De Matteo?
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post #25 of 192
9/26/06 at 3:21pm
Looks like we're in need of another reboot. What a buggy thread!

Barbara Stanwyck, Lauren Bacall, Bette Davis
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post #26 of 192
9/26/06 at 3:38pm
F: Stanwyck
M: Bacall
K: Davis

Gilda Radner, Molly Shannon, Tina Fey
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post #27 of 192
9/26/06 at 3:41pm
F: Fey
M: Radner
K: Shannnon

Betty White, Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan
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post #28 of 192
9/26/06 at 3:43pm
Fuck Rue
Marry Betty
Kill Bea

Lucy Liu, Daryl Hannah, Vivica A. Fox
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post #29 of 192
9/26/06 at 3:46pm
F: Daryl
M: Lucy
K: Vivica

Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Snow White
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post #30 of 192
9/26/06 at 3:50pm
**edited To Let Martin Savage Have That One**
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post #31 of 192
9/26/06 at 3:52pm
F: Jessica Alba
Marry: Scarlett Johanson
Kill:Rosario Dawson

Julie Newmar, Michelle Pfeiffer and Halle Berry ( at the time of them playing Catwoman of course).
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post #32 of 192
9/26/06 at 3:59pm
F: Julie Newmar
M: Michelle Pfeiffer
K: Halle Berry


Sarah Silverman, Laura Elena Harring and Justine Bateman
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post #33 of 192
9/26/06 at 4:10pm
F: Laura Harring
Marry: Sarah Silverman
Kill: Justine Bateman

Miranda Otto, Liv Tyler, Cate Blanchett
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post #34 of 192
9/26/06 at 4:14pm
F: Otto
M: Blanchett
K: Tyler

Julie Andrews, Shirley Jones, Audrey Hepburn
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post #35 of 192
9/26/06 at 4:24pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
Kill Bea

Lucy Liu, Daryl Hannah, Vivica A. Fox
Coincidence?
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post #36 of 192
9/26/06 at 4:43pm
Wow. Frank Cobretti is knee-deep in Cougar mode. Good education.
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post #37 of 192
9/26/06 at 4:52pm
???

Uh, thanks?
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post #38 of 192
9/26/06 at 5:03pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by WayDen
Coincidence?
I wish I could honestly say that was planned.
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post #39 of 192
9/26/06 at 5:04pm
I just like that you bring some old actresses that a younger audience never saw as young hot women.

F: Audrey Hepburn
Marry: Julie Andrews
Kill: Shirley Jones

Anne Hathaway, Drew Barrymore or Robin Wright Penn ?
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post #40 of 192
9/26/06 at 5:09pm
F: Robin Penn
M: Anne Hathaway
K: Drew Barrymore

Xenomorph, Predator, Terminator. (NERD!)
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post #41 of 192
9/26/06 at 5:09pm
Thanks! We do have 100 years of film history from which to draw!

F: Drew Barrymore
M: Anne Hathaway
K: Robin Wright Penn

Nice grouping, btw.

Marion Davies, Marion Ross, Mary Ann
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post #42 of 192
9/27/06 at 11:15am
F- Marion Davies
M- Mary Ann (I love coconut cream pie)
K- Marion Ross

The women of Woody:
Diane Keaton, Mia Farrow, Soon Yi
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post #43 of 192
9/27/06 at 12:28pm
F- Mia Farrow,
M- Diane Keaton,
K- Soon Yi

Carrie Fishser (now) Marina Sirtis (now) Claudia Black
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post #44 of 192
9/27/06 at 1:22pm
Thread Starter 
F: Claudia (Stargate)
M: Claudia (Farscape)
K: Carrie and Marina and make it look like a transporter accident.

Wonder Women: Lynda Carter, Kathie Lee Crosby, Debra Winger
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post #45 of 192
9/27/06 at 1:23pm
Thread Starter 
edit: double post.
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post #46 of 192
9/27/06 at 10:58pm
F: Lynda Carter
M: Debra Winger
K: Kathie Lee Crosby

Ladies of Rush Hour: Ziyi Zhang, Roselyn Sanchez and Maggie Q
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post #47 of 192
9/28/06 at 2:49am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dabaker1983
Ladies of Rush Hour: Ziyi Zhang, Roselyn Sanchez and Maggie Q
F: Maggie Q
M: Roselyn Sanchez
K: Ziyi Zhang

Good luck to the next poster: Charlize Theron - Catherine Zeta-Jones - Angelina Jolie
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post #48 of 192
9/28/06 at 4:50am
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by WayDen
F: Maggie Q
M: Roselyn Sanchez
K: Ziyi Zhang

Good luck to the next poster: Charlize Theron - Catherine Zeta-Jones - Angelina Jolie
That's easy:

F: Angelina
M: Catherine
K: Charlize - I had to review Aeon Flux
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post #49 of 192
9/28/06 at 4:51am
F: Catherine Zeta-Jones--because the dark hair does it for me.
M: Angelina Jolie--because then I'd be fucking awesomeness for the rest of eternity.
K: Charlize--only because I can't do anything else with her.

Next up: Scarlett Johanson, Anna Paquin and Jennifer Connelly (circa Dark City/Mullholland Falls).
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post #50 of 192
9/28/06 at 5:07am
Finally one I can answer.

F - Johanson
M - Paquin
K - Connelly

For you: Anne Heche, Jodie Foster, Rosie O'Donnell. The link is evident, the answer should be easy.
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