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post #151 of 192
3/28/07 at 4:05am
Quote:
Originally Posted by David Oliver
Stargate Chicks: Rachel Luttrell, Torri Higginson, Amanda Tapping
F: Rachel Luttrel
Marry: Amanda Tapping
Kill: Torri Higginson

Terminator Women: Linda Hamilton, Kristanna Loken, Claire Daines
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post #152 of 192
3/28/07 at 4:39am
Terminator Women:

F: Kristanna Loken
M: Claire Daines
K: Linda Hamilton

Sweet, Golden Girls!

Bea Arthur
Betty White
Estelle Getty

(Rue McClanahan, or Blanche to a few of you, was eliminated based on her role as the slut of the show. It'd be too easy to run with the "experienced" lady as a first-draft pick.)

Enjoy your meal.
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post #153 of 192
3/29/07 at 1:56pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by tandem
Terminator Women:

F: Kristanna Loken
M: Claire Daines
K: Linda Hamilton

Sweet, Golden Girls!

Bea Arthur
Betty White
Estelle Getty

(Rue McClanahan, or Blanche to a few of you, was eliminated based on her role as the slut of the show. It'd be too easy to run with the "experienced" lady as a first-draft pick.)

Enjoy your meal.
F: Betty White (she's an animal in bed)
M: Estelle Getty (how long can that last, really?)
K: Bea Arthur (like that wasn't gonna happen)

All right....First Ladies in their prime--if they had one

Jackie Kennedy, Hillary Clinton, and Lady Bird Johnson
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post #154 of 192
3/29/07 at 4:14pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr Vivisector,
All right....First Ladies in their prime--if they had one

Jackie Kennedy, Hillary Clinton, and Lady Bird Johnson
F: Jackie
M: Lady Bird
K: Hillary


Beards:
Anne Hathaway
Julianne Moore
Katie Holmes
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post #155 of 192
3/29/07 at 4:26pm
F: Julianne Moore
M: Anne Hathaway
K: Katie Holmes

60's French actresses.

Brigitte Bardot
Catherine Deneuve
Ursala Andress
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post #156 of 192
3/29/07 at 9:31pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Antoine Doinel
F: Ursala Andres
M:Catherine Deneuve
K: Brigitte Bardots
Bad luck on TV: Amy Smart; Carla Gugino; Pascale Hutton (played Raya at Smallville)
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post #157 of 192
4/3/07 at 9:51am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Feral Akodon
Bad luck on TV: Amy Smart; Carla Gugino; Pascale Hutton (played Raya at Smallville)
F: Amy (cute but not my type)
M:Carla (still would be able to talk after the marathon sessions of wedded bliss)
K: Pascale (as gently as possible)

Now....news babes

Ashleigh Banfield, Norah O'Donnell, Kelly O'Donnell
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post #158 of 192
4/3/07 at 8:53pm
F-Kelly O'Donnell
M-Norah O'Donnell
K-Ashleigh Banfield

Marilyn Manson's sloppy seconds

Dita Von Tease, Evan Rachel Wood, Rose McGowan
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post #159 of 192
4/5/07 at 12:11pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Anyawatchin Angel

Dita Von Tease, Evan Rachel Wood, Rose McGowan
F: Rose <a minx, but what can ya do?>
M: Dita <my kinda dame>
K: Evan <scheming little thing>

Tarantino's leading ladies

Marly Shelton, Uma Thurman, Rosario Dawson
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post #160 of 192
4/5/07 at 12:16pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr Vivisector,
Marly Shelton, Uma Thurman, Rosario Dawson
Fuck = Rosario Dawsom
Marry = Uma Thurman
Kill = Marly Shelton

A handful of the ladies of NBC's Thursday Night Comedy Done Right:

Jamie Presley, Sarah Chalke, Jane Krakowsi
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post #161 of 192
4/5/07 at 2:44pm
F: Jaime Presley
M: Sarah Chalke (damn right!)
K: Jane Krakowski (over and over again)

VoiceOver actresses

E.G. Daily, Katey Sagal, Yeardley Smith
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post #162 of 192
4/6/07 at 12:34am
F EG Daily (had to look her up on imdb, but she'll do)
M Katey Segal (as long as she calls me Al)
K Yeardley Smith (the thought of her screaming "oh my god oh my god" in Lisa Simpson's voice freaks me out to no end)

Bond Babes Connery years
Pussy Galore, miss moneypenny, Tatiana Romanova
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post #163 of 192
4/6/07 at 10:49am
F - Moneypenny. Poor girl needs a DATE.

M - Pussy Galore. And up my life insurance policy big time.

K - Tatiana Romanova. Anyone making films of us in the bed will be me and MY friends, bitch.

John Hughes girls

Molly Ringwald, Ally Sheedy and Mia Sara.
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post #164 of 192
4/6/07 at 9:01pm
Id fuck Ally marry Mia and kill Molly ( cuz that bitch should have picked Ducky !!!!) Aunt Jamima, Uncle Ben, Little Debbie
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post #165 of 192
4/8/07 at 12:58am
I'd fuck little debbie, marry Aunt Jamima for the food, and Kill Uncle Ben. Fuck him and his rice.

Grindhouse Special: Rose Mcgowan, Marley Shelton, Rosario Dawson
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post #166 of 192
4/8/07 at 5:08pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by thatgumyoulike
Grindhouse Special: Rose Mcgowan, Marley Shelton, Rosario Dawson
Well, just based on this:



F: McGowan
M: Dawson
K: Shelton

Next 3: Poison Ivy, Catwoman, Harley Quinn
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post #167 of 192
4/9/07 at 3:16pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by WayDen
Well, just based on this:



F: McGowan
M: Dawson
K: Shelton

Next 3: Poison Ivy, Catwoman, Harley Quinn
F:Harley-just keep the toys out of her reach....like the big freakin' mallet.
M: Catwoman--and make lots of sweet little kitties...
K: Ivy--Never trust a woman with poison lips. Trust me on that one.

Now....to keep the comics vibe going

Peter Parker's Pussy Patrol

Mary Jane Watson, Gwen Stacy, Black Cat
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post #168 of 192
4/11/07 at 9:16pm
Fuck Black Cat
Marry MJW
Kill Gwen Stacey, cause she's already dead!

Moores Bond babes

Holly Goodhead, Triple X, or Melina Havelock?
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post #169 of 192
4/11/07 at 9:44pm
F Melina
Marry Holly
Kill Triple X


Brosnan Bond Babes
Denise Richards, Michelle Yeoh, Izabella Scorupco
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post #170 of 192
4/11/07 at 9:50pm
F: Scorupco
M: Yeoh
K: Richards

Mistresses of the Dark: Yvonne deCarlo, Carolyn Jones, Elvira
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post #171 of 192
4/12/07 at 4:07am
Thread Starter 
Kill all three and then bring them back as my zombie bitches. Or if I had to choose:

F: Elvira
M: Carolyn Jones
K: Yvonne DeCarlo

Secret Agent babes: 99, Mrs. Peel, Sydney Bristow
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post #172 of 192
4/12/07 at 11:07am
Quote:
Originally Posted by David Oliver

Secret Agent babes: 99, Mrs. Peel, Sydney Bristow
F: 99 (the new one played by Anne Hathaway in the remake)
M: Mrs Peel (sue me, I got a thing for hot babes with posh accents in leather)
K: Sydney (even though she comes from my hometown, I'm not a fan of Ms Garner)

Now....hot comedy babes (in their heyday)

Madeline Kahn, Missi Pyle, Teri Garr
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post #173 of 192
4/12/07 at 11:23am
F: Teri Garr
M: Madeline Kahn
K: Missi Pyle

Women who have been in multiple Tim Burton flicks:

Lisa Marie, Helena Bonham-Carter, Winona Ryder
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post #174 of 192
7/6/07 at 10:59pm
F: Lisa Marie
M: Winona Ryder
K: Helena Bonham Carter

Women who are So Close:

Karen Mock
Zhao Wei
Shu Qi
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post #175 of 192
7/6/07 at 11:29pm
F: Shu Qi
M: Zhao Wei
K: Karen Mock

Women who worked with Uwe Boll: Kristanna Loken, Tara Reid, Michelle Rodriguez
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post #176 of 192
7/7/07 at 12:48am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris Myers
Women who worked with Uwe Boll: Kristanna Loken, Tara Reid, Michelle Rodriguez
F: Tara Reid (hate fuck)
M: Kristanna Loken
K: Michelle Rodriguez

Next: Jenna Jameson, Tawny Roberts, Brianna Banks
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post #177 of 192
7/7/07 at 1:40am
Fabfunk jokes are beyond tired... censoring myself. Carry on all.
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post #178 of 192
7/7/07 at 2:35am
Everytime I see this thread I think of F. Murray Abraham.
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post #179 of 192
7/7/07 at 2:46am
Next: F. Murray Abraham, Geoffrey Rush, Ben Kingsley...
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post #180 of 192
7/7/07 at 6:06am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrew Collins
Next: F. Murray Abraham, Geoffrey Rush, Ben Kingsley...
What have I wrought?

EDIT: Just noticed this from Parody Threads:

Quote:
Originally Posted by horrid
F-Murray Abraham kills.
Glad to see I'm not the only one.
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post #181 of 192
7/7/07 at 12:06pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bailey
Fabfunk jokes are beyond tired... censoring myself. Carry on all.
Well, the thing is is that they're not dead. So Fabfunk jokes need not apply.
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post #182 of 192
7/7/07 at 12:07pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brendan
F: Tara Reid (hate fuck)
M: Kristanna Loken
K: Michelle Rodriguez

Next: Jenna Jameson, Tawny Roberts, Brianna Banks
let starve Jenna
Marry Brianna
F Tawny

next: dawson, uma & rose mcgowan
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post #183 of 192
7/7/07 at 12:13pm
Kill Uma (for a laugh)
Marry Rose McGowan because she's so sweet
Fuck Rosario Dawson, cause daaaamn son

Seriously, why are you guys picking women all the time? That's not as fun.
Here are my three for the next guy: Clint Eastwood, Abraham Lincoln, and Bea Arthur
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post #184 of 192
7/7/07 at 1:11pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nexus
Seriously, why are you guys picking women all the time? That's not as fun.
Here are my three for the next guy: Clint Eastwood, Abraham Lincoln, and Bea Arthur
This one's easy.

Fuck Bea Arthur (hard)
Marry Clint (for his money, he ain't lasting very much longer anyway).
and obviously Kill Lincoln in the theater.
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post #185 of 192
7/23/07 at 6:35pm
Three more:

Joan Allen
Deborah Kara Unger
Elisabeth Shue
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post #186 of 192
7/23/07 at 6:46pm
Fuck Joan Allen (yes. really)
Marry Deborah Unger
Kill Elisabeth Shue (but still feel a little regretful)

Next: Jack Black, Owen Wilson, Ben Stiller
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post #187 of 192
7/23/07 at 11:38pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Quarant
Fuck Joan Allen (yes. really)
Marry Deborah Unger
Kill Elisabeth Shue (but still feel a little regretful)

Next: Jack Black, Owen Wilson, Ben Stiller
Bloody: Jack Black
Fuck: Stiller (and scream his wife name at my climax)
Marry: O. Wilson (Bill Murray should organize the party)

next, (since Quarant listed guys): Shakira, Beyonce and Hayek.
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post #188 of 192
7/24/07 at 7:40am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Feral Akodon
Shakira, Beyonce and Hayek.
Aw, that ain't right.

F: Beyonce
M: Hayek
K: Shakira, if only because now I can't get that damn "Hips Don't Lie" song out of my head.

Miss Piggy, Elmo, Bernie
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post #189 of 192
7/24/07 at 8:51am
F: Elmo
M: Bernie
K: Miss Piggy

Next: The man-eating penis from King Kong, Jon Voight after having been spat out by the Anaconda and Charlize Theron in Aileen Wuornus make-up
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post #190 of 192
7/24/07 at 9:13am
F: Theron
M: Voight - he's dead already, so it's a quickie divorce
K: Penis - obviously

Next: Donald Pleasance, Donald Sutherland, Donald Duck
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post #191 of 192
7/24/07 at 9:59am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gabriel Williams
Next: Donald Pleasance, Donald Sutherland, Donald Duck
F: Sutherland (only for the cross-country, supersonic "DAMMIT!" when Kiefer finds out, and morbid curiosity as to whether this is his O-face)
M: Pleasance (because I'm out of options)
K: Donald Duck (while Daffy gets to watch)

Next: Pumpkinhead, Pyramid Head, Eraserhead.
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post #192 of 192
7/24/07 at 10:01am
F: Pumpkinhead - that would be a first.
M: Eraser Head
K: Pyramid head

Next: Mr. Blonde, Mr. Pink or Mr. White (no choice for Mr. Orange. I love Tim Roth, he's all mine).
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