Worst Mood Killers You've Experienced - Page 2

I just chalk it up to Freud and ignore it.

Yea, total mood killer for me if anyone walks in. I once had the guys dad walk in the bedroom with me on my back, legs in the air... I thought I was going to die from embarrassment. That taught his Dad not to walk in the room without knocking though! The bad thing was, after the dad quickly exited, the boyfriend wanted to finish. Uh, no...the moment was gone for sure.

Dammit, I'd wanna finish too!

I've had at least 2 different ladies who called me Daddy and not just in the sack. I thought it was pretty rad.

Most guys want me to call theM Daddy (or Papi). Never quite figured out why they like it, but it feels kind of weird for me to say it. Not bad, just weird.

Yeah, how in the hell can a guy live up to a chick's dad? That's just not fair.

I never asked them to call me Daddy or really specifically wanted them to, but once they did I didn't have a problem with it at all. They'd ask, "What do you want to do today, Daddy?" Things like that. Hell, they probably only did it to fool me into thinking I was the one in charge in those relationships.

You know what, that's actually pretty fucking scary. Why would she care so much that you pull out? You'd be done in approx 10 seconds anyway so what's the difference? You're the one coming there not her. You should have ripped that thing off quick and done a porn star blast in her hair. She must on some level want to have your baby whether you want to or not. I would never trust a chick like that with birth control.

Back to the daddy thing for a second, does anyone have any attempts at explaining the calling of daddy as something other than an incestual remark? Mundt submits that it's to encourage a take charge attitude but she could just call you chief or captain or something.

So now she's you fuckin' uncle?

"Hey there, sport!"

"What's up, slugger?"

"Howdy, partner!"

i just spit my coffee all over my keyboard and laughed for a good 5 minutes

Miyagi's right. I wouldn't trust a chick like that with birth control in a thousand years. I had a similar experience, actually. I used to go out with this girl who got really angry whenever I insisted we use a condom (she wasn't on the pill or anything). When I explained I was just trying to be safe, she'd start accusing me of not trusting her and thinking that she's dirty, and she'd end the tirade with a sincere promise of "Don't worry, I won't get pregnant!" I still refused of course, and she inevitably ended up sulking on the bed with her back to me, telling me not to touch her. I went through this like twice or three times before realising that she was never gonna change her tune. It was over pretty soon after that.

haha, maybe that's my idea of talking dirty....."hey sport, how bout you lick my clit!"

There's got to be some way to talk to the person you're fucking as though they're something other than a family member. Maybe the animal route is the way to go.

Maybe she could turn her fallopian tubes on and off by nodding her head like I Dream of Genie. I guess to prove to a crazy bitch like that that you don't think she's dirty you should offer to fuck her in the ass.

I've been with a few girls like that, and they scare the shit out of me.

In one case the girl informed me her tubes were tied. Sure enough, about a year later I found out she's pregnant(not mine, thank Christ). I mean, things like that can happen(and have), but she had deceived me about a few other things too. Being with someone like that makes it hard to trust any women.

I was the same way, except she was as scared of getting pregnant as me, so it was an agreed thing.

My God, miyagi's influence is stronger than I thought.

Well, what I said was a bit extreme, I love women, and trust quite a few completely. I just never want to find myself in a situation like that again. Shit like that can make you weary of relationships for a while.

Why the hell would you say "what do you want to do today, Daddy?" unless the girl is pregnant and you're shopping for the nursery (in that new "we're a mommy and daddy" way, the way newlyweds say "what do you want to do today, Husband?")? Seriously, why would you call a man [who is not your father figure] Daddy otherwise?

What's wrong with affectionate names (honey, baby, sexy, sugar, tiger, etc.)?

Speaking of Daddy issues, there's nothing like a baby crying for its periodic suckle to kill the mood. "Hey, it's my turn!"

Oh, nothing (though "tiger" should be reserved for use only by girls named Mary Jane). Freudian though it may be, I often refer to my ladyfriend as "baby".

Also, "sugartits".

I'm integrating the term "periodic suckle" into my sexual dictionary, thanks.

Your residual checks will start coming in accordingly.

I agree with bobblemonkey. I too, call his girlfriend sugar tits.

Hey, just as long as her dad didn't call her that too it sounds like we'll be well-adjusted enough to continue our relationship.

I think that's one of those terms that becomes disrespectful when broken into two words, by the way. Not unlike "cunt bucket".

Yeah. My girlfriend thought it was cute when I called her "dirtywetback" but when I added the space, not so much.

saying a girl shouldnt call you daddy because that specifically refers to you being her father is like saying you shouldnt call a guy friend brother because it should only refer to an actual brother. 'daddy' doesnt mean only father, just like tons of other words in the language (slang or otherwise) dont refer to one specific thing.

bethediel (sp) you clearly have your own set of issues with the idea of being called daddy because of the ick factor. thats cool. one of my friends would rather give a dude blowjob instead of rubbing his moms tit for 45 seconds. just has issues with that stuff.

personally i think a chick calling me daddy is hot. while ive never requested such a thing, when it does happen the last thing on my mind is her actual father.

Love the precise amount of time.

It's Belethedheliel (try cut and paste, or just abbreviate), and FWIW I'm a woman. I do find sexualization of family relationships and minor children (or, for that matter, people young enough to easily be one's own child) abhorrent.

I really don't understand why Daddy would be a desirable thing to be called and, aside from saying "I think it's hot" no one has given an alternate meaning of daddy. There are other related words: daddy-o, sugar daddy, baby-daddy, mack daddy, etc, which mean something other than "father" but no other alternate meanings of "daddy" have been put forth. The only situations when I've seen "daddy" used between sexual partners has been when the relationship had a distinct parent-child flavor (the man being significantly older, there being very disparate power positions in the relationship, etc.: see Congressman Foley) which isn't desirable.

well, stereotypical movie hookers call their pimps 'daddy', for one. some of my friends refer to themselves daddy and none of them have kids, for two. it refers to much more than specifically 'father' was my point.

Ok, I'll try and take this a bit more seriously: I don't think it's Belethedheliel's "own set of issues". The incest taboo is one that transcends societal barriers to become universal. Shelby brought up an interesting point with the term "papi", as there are numerous societal and regional considerations I am not familiar enough with to bring into the equation. Terms often translate poorly or with multiple interpretations. "Papi" could mean something more like "provider" than just "deoxyribonucleic acid provider".

I would really be concerned if a girl wanted to call me "daddy" (I see a lot of "sugar daddies" buying shit for their "little girls" at work all the time, and that REALLY creeps me out). Like I said, the more innocuous "baby" is about as far as I'll push it. Though after listing my uncle examples I think I could get behind her saying, "saddle up, cowboy".


Slipping out of the realm of seriousness now (otherwise I'd feel dirty): I think I might try instructing my girl to refer to me as "grampa" or "gramps" (there is a nearly three year age gap, after all). That'd be acceptable, right?

"Who's your Grandpa?!!?...(ass slap)....that's right."


This doesn't make a whole lot of sense. When guy friends are called "brother" it's like saying they're such good friends they're like brothers. So when a girlfriend calls her boyfriend daddy it's like saying they are so sexually attracted to each other that it's like her boyfriend was her dad....rrrrr(screeching record stopping sound).

hmm stories

well me and my ex were at a hotel, so we hear a baby crying, now shes about to go crazy, so I tell her to yell as loud as she wants. So she does, the family next door shut up real fast.

oh and I pulled a muscle once. It had been 2 hours at least.

one time in the shower, was getting a BJ and got shoved into the soap dispenser. Yeah that hurt a looooot.

oh once got a little drunk, put on the condom, girl decides to give me a surprise BJ after I put it on, yeah she was gagging (she was drunk too). Had to get her some water and calm her down.

i was paring it down as much as possible. true story, guy would rather take a shot of cum in the mouth than grab his mom's tit for 45 seconds, even with her understanding the terms of the agreement. thats some serious incest issues. i personally am no fan of incest, but damn... id like to think my mom would understand and we could put it past us in order for me to avoid swallowing cum.

gun to your head conversations are fun.

Thank you for clarifying that that was a hypothetical situation, as I was seriously disturbed by your earlier post but too confused by its wording to comment.

And I'm no fan of incest either. I find rape a bit irksome, as well.


edit to add: I take it spitting was not an option in this fun little game of yours?

Or, he just likes cum. I mean, it doesn't really taste that bad. I find it interesting that men think tasting/swallowing cum is a repulsive thought (homophobia? or preference against it for taste/texture reasons?) yet expect all women to want to do it. Was deep-throating an option?

i expect women to do it, i dont care whether they like it or not.

kidding.

deepthroating is part of any real blowjob, so yes, deepthroating was implied. i didnt say he had to gurgle or rinse his mouth out in any way.

it was at one point, until i was trying to make it as unpleasant an experience as possible. truth be told, he never swung the other way and was repulsed enough to agree to the 'incest', i just stopped amending the proposition. for all i know hed murder someone before touching his mom.

I wonder if he knew that if the man is being deep throated when he comes, the semen goes straight down the esophagus to the stomach, no swallowing needed (and thus no tasting [ETA: of the semen] occurs either, as the semen bypasses the mouth).

ETA: Back on topic... Although this did not happen in flagrante delicto, it was a definite mood killer anyway. Was casually flirting with an acquaintence, and he made an anal sex reference that involved referring to spitting in the asshole (complete with whole body gesture imitating the behavior).

There's nothing like a finger up the butt to spoil a romantic evening of crab cakes and Risk.

I was always too afraid to go for the finger in the butt. I'd get close, then chicken out.

What are most female's position on the butt finger?

Survey says?

We don't have a prostate, so the idea is to stimulate the "g-spot" from the other side. Keeping in mind that the anus has a lot of nerve endings, there is a lot of sensation available there. That does not mean that the sensation is necessarily desirable. Depending on the woman and the state of arousal, it can range from painful to erotic, much like the possible sensations from rough handling of the clitoris (or, for men, the glans penis).

Personally, I find it very uncomfortable unless I'm really aroused, at which point it's just mildly uncomfortable and doesn't really do anything for me. (Plus, for me, there is then the later ass-to-mouth/body concern if he isn't wearing a glove or doesn't immediately go to wash hands/shower.) There are women, though, like some men, that find it really intensifies their orgasm.

Good answer, good answer!

I can dig it.

Then again, I'd also take the cumshot in the mouth before fondling my own mother, but...y'know, I'm into that.

Don't really get the finger in butt attraction, but I do like getting women to agree to it just so I can go "You psycho! You want to me to put a finger in your butt!!!"

And cum in mouth is a definite no-no. I still have nightmares about the day some chick tried to french me with my cum still in her mouth... I had to wrestle her head away from mine. Like a mountain lion!

Give me momtits any day of the week.

God, you would make a terrible gay man.

Just saying.

Imagining that your avatar is saying that makes me smile no end.

I hear all of Shmun's posts in a high pitched, female, british accent. A lot of times I'll even mentally add a "very well then" to the end. It's awesome.

Not incest....how about animal cruelty?

Had a lady in my apartment...on the couch. Kneeling before her and worshipping as a man should. In the midst of my ministrations I hear something like..."Ohhhhgod....ohhhh....my neighbor killed my dog".

I paused. I did *not* just hear that. She put her hand on the back of my head in the universal signal, so I go back to my ministrations. Not three seconds later I hear "And he won't admit it."

At that point it was time to order that pizza and put on that movie.

I'm beginning to think Shmun confused himself with his avatar. Didn't Patrick want to know what women thought, not gay men? I think the gay male perspective on anal play is a foregone conclusion.


Oh. My. God. Not quite as bad as "how my Daddy used to hold me down" but right up there. Who makes conversation at a time like that about a dead dog? I'm all for compassion for the grieving pet owner, but that's inappropriate.

I just re-read this thread (can you blame me?) and I'm now upset with myself for my own mist opportunity....