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Boll's Seed Meets Your Eyes

post #1 of 8
10/3/06 at 8:38pm
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http://creature-corner.com/?type=news&id=1713

This guy is nuts. If you've never seen some of his quotes, check out bollbashers.com but honestly, I think he would be cool to meet. He seems to talk straight.

"Let's be honest: a massacre this big has never been done before in this genre in the history of film." - on the long battle scene in HOUSE OF THE DEAD (audio commentary on German DVD)
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post #2 of 8
10/3/06 at 8:44pm
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Uwe Boll accidentally deleted the original script during pre-production and decided to shoot the entire movie from memory.
This isn't his normal method?
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post #3 of 8
10/3/06 at 8:47pm
Well that German tax-law loop-hole he's been taking advantage of for so long has been eliminated,so now his films HAVE to make a decent profit.
How this is actually going to happen, I have no idea, but insanely shitty original films is a good way to start.
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post #4 of 8
10/3/06 at 9:13pm
I've still yet to see a Boll movie.
Maybe when this comes out on DVD I'll rent them all and have some sort of shitty film marathon.
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The reign of violence that follows will redefine the boundaries of extreme gore, physical & mental torture explored through cinema.
That's got me curious, even if it's sure to be a lead up to a let down.
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post #5 of 8
10/4/06 at 12:23am
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I hate Derek Jeter.
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post #6 of 8
10/4/06 at 12:25am
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8
This isn't his normal method?
Well, he used to write it on his hand. He fit House of the Dead on one finger, but Alone in the Dark's opening crawl took up his entire left arm.
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post #7 of 8
10/4/06 at 3:48am
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Originally Posted by Nexus-6
I've still yet to see a Boll movie.
Maybe when this comes out on DVD I'll rent them all and have some sort of shitty film marathon.
That's got me curious, even if it's sure to be a lead up to a let down.
Let me tell you from experience - bad idea.
I didn't see any for a long time and then finally gave in, just for shits and giggles. I only saw two. They are just bad, bad. Not good, bad. Not funny, bad. Not even Sci-Fi channel saturday night movie bad. They aren't enjoyable on any level. House of the Dead is just as horrible as you've heard and has no redeeming feature on any level. Believe it or not, Alone in the Dark is even worse. It's probably the worst film I've ever seen. Even the parts that were almost sci-fi channel goofy he ends up ruining. He's just truly, completely inept and untalented.
Yeah, I'll box over that.
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post #8 of 8
10/4/06 at 8:24pm
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tigers/jeter round 2! its going down! go tigers!
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