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NYC Makeout Party

post #1 of 50
10/16/06 at 10:53pm
Thread Starter 
I'm taking the step in trying to set one up. Right now we're looking at Central Park, though who knows? November 4th is the date, if anyone in that area is interested. Invites have gone out through those bastions of youth, Facebook and MySpace, and we're gonna see how many we can reel in.

Any advice? This is going to be a 100% clean, consensual event between adults, though maybe there will be an afterparty.
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post #2 of 50
10/16/06 at 11:32pm
Is this going to start Barbelith? Honestly, man...this thing is happening about six years too early.
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post #3 of 50
10/17/06 at 12:47am
How many people are you going to dig up fabby?
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post #4 of 50
10/17/06 at 1:24am
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post #5 of 50
10/17/06 at 1:54am
what the fuck is the point of a makeout party? are you in middle school?
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post #6 of 50
10/17/06 at 2:06am
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Originally Posted by TheCynic
what the fuck is the point of a makeout party? are you in middle school?
I think it's kind of like those chicken pox parties parents have so that all the kids get chicken pox. Except in this case, it's mouth herpes for everyone!
Wasn't that the plot of a South Park episode?
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post #7 of 50
10/17/06 at 2:10am
Seriously...how many diseases are gonna get passed on that day.
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post #8 of 50
10/17/06 at 2:27am
I don't think this idea is sanitary especially since Fabfunk is dirty and creepy lowlz!!
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post #9 of 50
10/17/06 at 3:16pm
Unless it's an anal rimming party, I'm afraid I'm just not interested.
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post #10 of 50
10/17/06 at 3:23pm
I concur with Slater.
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post #11 of 50
10/17/06 at 4:04pm
Can I bring MOM?
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post #12 of 50
10/17/06 at 4:10pm
You know what's better than a makeout party?

An ACTUAL party. Where people talk and hook-up (not just making out!). It's crazy, I know, but it happens occasionally.
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post #13 of 50
10/17/06 at 4:52pm
This just sounds like an elaborate, yet desperate attempt to dupe some sucker of a girl into giving it up. But in the interest of not jumping to conclusions, if your party does end up hitting close to target, feel free to brag about it here (explicit details aren't necessary, really.)
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post #14 of 50
10/17/06 at 5:06pm
At the risk of sounding like an idiot... what exactly is a makeout party? Do you bring a partner and just make out? Or do you go there alone and make out with some random people?
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post #15 of 50
10/17/06 at 5:14pm
And thus the start of the world's largest porno
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post #16 of 50
10/17/06 at 5:14pm
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Originally Posted by Quarant
At the risk of sounding like an idiot... what exactly is a makeout party? Do you bring a partner and just make out? Or do you go there alone and make out with some random people?
Sounds like someone wants an engraved invite to "WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING 06".......
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post #17 of 50
10/17/06 at 5:16pm
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http://events.myspace.com/index.cfm?...25D410C2756083
For those interesed.
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post #18 of 50
10/17/06 at 5:21pm
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Originally Posted by Chris Miller
Sounds like someone wants an engraved invite to "WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING 06".......
Ummmm.... Uh.... WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?!?!
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post #19 of 50
10/17/06 at 5:34pm
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Originally Posted by TheCynic
what the fuck is the point of a makeout party? are you in middle school?
It's kind of an awkward remark coming from a guy who can't use capital letters yet.

But still, Fabfunk truly is a freak. And proud of it.

(Insert Slater's comment....)
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post #20 of 50
10/17/06 at 6:07pm
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Originally Posted by The Lamest Party Invite Ever
....there is NO TOUCHING, FONDLING OR DISROBING....
So this is a "makeout" party for people who subscribe to the David the Gnome tactic of sensual contact.

Sereiously, how fucking lame do you have to be to organize a "party" where people show up and do nothing but stand around and, well, I don't know what they're gonna do since you don't want anyone touching.
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post #21 of 50
10/17/06 at 6:40pm
The Funker sure is getting some choice RSVPs.
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post #22 of 50
10/17/06 at 6:51pm
Wow.

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no ones going to this gabe so instead how about u run around the city naked and try to clean up crime.
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im busy making out with myself that night, sorry
You should offer free weed.
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post #23 of 50
10/17/06 at 8:13pm
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if your party does end up hitting close to target, feel free to brag about it here (explicit details aren't necessary, really.)
My guess is that a fight will break out at some point. When this happens, fabfunk will knock a guy out with a perfectly executed flying knee and celebrate by making out with 8-10 women.
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post #24 of 50
10/17/06 at 8:49pm
They'll be Hacedic Jews, mark his words.
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post #25 of 50
10/18/06 at 1:34am
this is too easy
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post #26 of 50
10/18/06 at 2:41am
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage
It's kind of an awkward remark coming from a guy who can't use capital letters yet.
lol, youre right, i dont know how to use capital letters. or apostrophes! youve caught me. good one.
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post #27 of 50
10/18/06 at 11:59am
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Originally Posted by fabfunk
...and we're gonna see how many we can reel in.
This is what law enforcement officials call "a red flag".
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post #28 of 50
10/18/06 at 1:22pm
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Originally Posted by fabfunk
This is going to be a 100% clean, consensual event between adults, though maybe there will be an afterparty.
So the afterparty is where the rapes happen? Sounds great!
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post #29 of 50
10/18/06 at 3:45pm
No no...let Flabfunk have this party. If there is even a remote chance he might catch a fatal disease and die, it is worth it.
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post #30 of 50
10/18/06 at 3:53pm
http://events.myspace.com/index.cfm?...94455C08879033

hahahahahaha
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post #31 of 50
10/18/06 at 5:36pm
Dude out of all of your various fetishes, the most obvious is masochism. Or at least I hope you get some sort of enjoyment out of this.
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post #32 of 50
10/19/06 at 12:29am
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll


If he has the flexibility to blow himself in the middle of central park it still could be one hell of a shindig!
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post #33 of 50
10/19/06 at 5:43pm
5 bucks says a shitload of unattractive guys show up, a few hot girls and a few fugly girls. The guys want nothing to do with the fugly chicks and the hot girls start making out with each other upon seeing the guys.
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post #34 of 50
10/19/06 at 5:59pm
Yeah, I think that would be exactly right without any of the other people you mentioned.
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post #35 of 50
10/19/06 at 7:58pm
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Originally Posted by swedish miyagi
If he has the flexibility to blow himself in the middle of central park it still could be one hell of a shindig!
Kinda hard to do that (rubs neck). Add in the restrictions of "NO TOUCHING, FONDLING OR DISROBING" and you got yourself a real challenge.
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post #36 of 50
10/20/06 at 2:33am
"I might be attending."
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post #37 of 50
10/20/06 at 4:51am
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8
Kinda hard to do that (rubs neck). Add in the restrictions of "NO TOUCHING, FONDLING OR DISROBING" and you got yourself a real challenge.
I forgot about those rigid stipulations, sounds pretty consistent with fabfunk's vibe. "Alright everybody (aka no one) there is no touching or fondling allowed, by the way I own over 5000 of the dirtiest porns ever created."
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post #38 of 50
10/20/06 at 2:53pm
Actually in accordance with Fabfunks stipulations its really "No TOUCHING, FONDLING OR DISROBING....living people"
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post #39 of 50
10/20/06 at 2:59pm
Yep, it's official.

Fabfunk is the saddest guy on the internet.
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post #40 of 50
10/28/06 at 6:08am
Did Devin show up?
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post #41 of 50
11/8/06 at 9:08pm
Dare I ask how it was?
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post #42 of 50
11/8/06 at 10:46pm
I just looked at my previous post.

Man, I'm mean.
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post #43 of 50
11/8/06 at 11:04pm
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Dare I ask how it was?
http://events.myspace.com/index.cfm?...94455C08879033
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post #44 of 50
11/9/06 at 5:25am
So... raging success?
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post #45 of 50
11/18/11 at 12:06pm

Bumpity, bumpity, bump. bump.

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post #46 of 50
11/18/11 at 12:53pm
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Originally Posted by Ali View Post

Yep, it's official.

Fabfunk is the saddest guy on the internet.


 

 

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post #47 of 50
11/18/11 at 2:48pm

Really?  I mean, the guy is making an effort.  I get that it's easy to troll him but maybe that's why you should aim higher.

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post #48 of 50
11/18/11 at 2:56pm

Nah, this is such a mad thread. Best bump ever. 

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post #49 of 50
11/20/11 at 12:09pm

while yes, great bump. hilarious thread, I gotta agree with A-pathetic. I mean,  the guy is the quintessential message board personality evolution, from whatever this was, to now.

 

I think the problem is that the name FabFunk rolls to neatly off the tongue to be forgotten.

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post #50 of 50
11/20/11 at 5:12pm

This thread is made of mental.

 

But I can't stop reading.

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