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Nerf Sniper Rifle

post #1 of 20
10/18/06 at 12:43pm
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Saw this this morning on Penny-Arcade and thought I would share:

The Nerf Sniper Rifle.

I think I know what I am getting myself for my birthday.
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post #2 of 20
10/18/06 at 1:05pm
That is fucking cool. Nerf: Training the Lee Boyd Malvos of the future.
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post #3 of 20
10/18/06 at 1:31pm
"Two hundred and fifty feet! He was two hundred and fifty feet away and shooting at a moving target. Oswald got off three rounds with an old Italian bolt action rifle in only six seconds and scored two hits, including a head shot! Do any of you people know where these individuals learned to shoot? Private Joker!"

"Sir, with his Nerf Sniper Rifle, sir!"

"His Nerf Sniper Rifle! Outstanding! Those individuals showed what one motivated child and his rifle can do."
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post #4 of 20
10/18/06 at 2:57pm
With this I can now reenact that scene in LEON and become one with the target and nerf Joey Buttafuco look-a-likes to my heart's content.
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post #5 of 20
10/18/06 at 3:05pm
I'm pretty sure Nerf is now funded by Soldier of Fortune.....
I'd be happy if they brought back Nerf Crotch Bat, or Nerf Nerf (not for use with crotch.)
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post #6 of 20
10/18/06 at 3:38pm
My uncle used to be a nerf-herder, before it was all about the arms race. He misses the ranch. The trees.
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post #7 of 20
10/18/06 at 4:28pm
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The scary thing will be when they bring out their "50 caliber" sniper rifle.
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post #8 of 20
10/18/06 at 5:12pm
Then they make a bigger Nerf gun and a bigger one and then the Nerf bombs. When will it stop? When they make a Nerf bomb that can destroy the whole world?

For Christmas I have to decide between this and the Lego Black Ops Wet Work Playset: Diplomatic Bag Edition.
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post #9 of 20
10/18/06 at 5:28pm
That is pretty damn sweet. Certainly beats those shitty suction cup dart guns that were around when I was a kid. They shot maybe 10 feet if you were lucky.

Now if only they'd ditch the blue and yellow color scheme for gunmetal.
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post #10 of 20
10/18/06 at 5:35pm
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My wife may have banned guns and explosives from the house, but she never said anything about Nerf.

And I agree Chris about the color scheme.
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post #11 of 20
10/18/06 at 6:19pm
A coworker went out and bought one of these this past summer.

It was great.

I have one of the Mavericks (the revolving handgun) and the N-Strike ones are much better than the ones I remember from growing up.
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post #12 of 20
10/18/06 at 6:34pm
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Originally Posted by Casey Moore
My wife may have banned guns and explosives from the house, but she never said anything about Nerf.
It shouldn't be too hard to disguise C4 as something else. Tell her you always dreamed about becoming a sculptor.
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post #13 of 20
10/18/06 at 7:40pm
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Originally Posted by Bayouradio
Then they make a bigger Nerf gun and a bigger one and then the Nerf bombs. When will it stop? When they make a Nerf bomb that can destroy the whole world?
I believe this had been achieved in 1915 when the German's invented "The Big Nerfer", A gun so massive it was capable of launching a Nerftillery round 30 miles.

Also this gun should also bring Die Hard related jokes. Life Free or Nerf Hard indeed.
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post #14 of 20
10/18/06 at 8:34pm
I wanna Nerf Bazooka that fires Nerf footballs (the whistling kind maybe?). Get those suckers wet and "hello, concussion!"...

Or soak a Nerf Soccer Ball in flammable liquid, build a catapult, and you've got Nerf Greek Fire! Hell from above!
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post #15 of 20
10/24/06 at 11:39pm
I bought the nerf sniper rifle, and i've spent the first couple of days hunting my roommates cat.....the distance is pretty good but you have to aim high to get your target...but damn it it's fun to play with!
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post #16 of 20
10/24/06 at 11:45pm
Poor cat. Could you hit a squirrel?
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post #17 of 20
10/25/06 at 5:37pm
Oh, so a squirrel deserves to be targeted more than his roommate's cat.

How dare you, sir!
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post #18 of 20
10/25/06 at 5:50pm
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Originally Posted by moovyphreak
Oh, so a squirrel deserves to be targeted more than his roommate's cat.

How dare you, sir!
He's got to practice before he can go after the squirrel. Think about it!
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post #19 of 20
10/25/06 at 11:51pm
no way this gun can hit a squirrel unless it was blind and deaf and about 3 feet in front of you...haha
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post #20 of 20
10/26/06 at 2:46am
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Originally Posted by moovyphreak
Oh, so a squirrel deserves to be targeted more than his roommate's cat.

How dare you, sir!
Well, ah, I don't mean that he should actually try. Just trying to get a feel for the range and accuracy of those things.

Although those squirrels that try to monopolize bird feeders could use a little Nerf in their diet.
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