Saw 3 Contest

I guess I can't win the contest so I'll just give you mine right here, right now.

The year is 2206.

200 hundred years after Jigsaw felt sorry for himself and tried to teach people a lesson about being thankful or whatever, the world has been transformed into a utopia where people put thought into stuff. Its all thanks to Jigsaw's brilliance. He's held in the same light as martin luther king jr. and history books refer to him as a genius of his time. His ways brought peace to the middle east because he locked people up in a room to make them think about how they live their lives.

Earth has been saved. Everything is made from hemp which means that trees are plentiful again. The ice caps have actually re-froze to their normal size and the whole in the ozone has been filled with love and care and atmosphere. Everyone on the planet is so considerate, and its all thanks to the famous Saw teachings of Jigsaw of ought 4, 5 and 6.

Meanwhile, a secret order of evangelical christians has survived beneath the streets of Kansas City, MO in an old abandoned underground railroad or something. They don't except the paradise Jigsaw has given them through his teachings and still await the return of Christ and the rapture. After two centuries of waiting, their God has finally given them a sign and now they seek to call Jesus to earth and call forth Armageddon. The prophecy says christ's human body will return to feed off the living on the eve of armageddon if summoned using an ancient ritual that requires the bones of a false prophet who the evangelical christians naturally assume is Jigsaw. If he feeds off enough people, armageddon will ensue and his walking undead body will meld with his spirit, which has grown bitter over the years as he's watched Jigsaw become the new savior of mankind. They go to dig up his bones and summon Jesus forth and everything goes according to plan. He begins feeding of the entire population of Missouri and only one man can stop armageddon from happening durring the following sunrise one jesus has fed on enough people--and that man is: CHUCK NORRIS! Boom...fill in the rest of the details yourself. Saw IV in the can.

i think its gold.

ok, fine. How about this one:

Saw: IN SPACE

think about it.

c'mon people, lets view this thread.

good to know someone actually saw that. i poured my heart and soul into it.