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O.J to write hypothetical tell all about murdering his wife

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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15066202/from/RS.2/

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O.J. Simpson is confessing. Hypothetically, that is.

The former football great, who was acquitted in criminal court 11 years ago of killing his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ron Goldman, reportedly has been paid a whopping $3.5 million to write about the double murder that shocked and riveted the nation in 1994, according to a detailed report in the new National Enquirer.

But Simpson is not actually confessing to the murder — rather, he’s writing a “hypothetical” book — which the Enquirer reports is tentatively being called “If I Did It.”

The early part of the book tells how Simpson fell in love with Nicole and how the marriage collapsed, reports the tab. He goes on, according to the article, to describe in gruesome detail the killing of his ex-wife and Goldman; he stipulates that the murder scenes are “hypothetical.” But, notes the tab, the descriptions are “so detailed and so chillingly realistic” that readers are left with little doubt as to what really happened.

Simpson can never be retried for the murders because of double jeopardy laws, according to the Enquirer, which also claims that Simpson aims to keep any book money instead of paying it out in a civil suit judgment against him by spending it all quickly.
For fuck's sake! Are you kidding me?!
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Wow.
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Wow, he's just begging for us to bring back The Star Chamber, isn't he?
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Originally Posted by Ratty
Wow, he's just begging for us to bring back The Star Chamber, isn't he?
It's already back Ratty, it's already back......
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0481387/
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Holy Shit!....Now this is just otherwordly.
Marvel should be quick and opt this. Could be the best what if ever published.
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Originally Posted by Jason P. Thompson
Wow.
Ha! Ha! Your avatar certainly emphasizes your statement.
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Double post.
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Originally Posted by Diva
Ha! Ha! Your avatar certainly emphasizes your statement.
Seconded!

This is so twisted it's almost evil-genius brilliant.
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Their source is the National Enquirer.
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I've got to hand it to OJ, the man has balls of steel. Unbelievable.
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