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post #1 of 42
10/27/06 at 3:16pm
Thread Starter 
If you're coming in here to mock this or crack wise, fine, but I titled the thread that way for a reason.

Anyway, I slept with this girl the other day at my place and in the morning she revealed that she was having her period. We had slept together previously at her place, but I check my sheets, and there are bloodstains in at least three different places. I washed them, but the stains only grew faint.

My question is, does anyone have period-stain remover advice? And should I tell her? Maybe get her to buy me new sheets or something? I have no idea about what kind of ettiquite this requires. We'll be sleeping together again eventually, so I want to sort this out.
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post #2 of 42
10/27/06 at 3:28pm
Club soda and salt.
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post #3 of 42
10/27/06 at 3:48pm
Have her bring a beach towel next time to sleep on top of. If she forgets, provide her with a complimentary burlap sack.
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post #4 of 42
10/27/06 at 3:55pm
There was guy in my dorms Freshman year who was banging on doors around one in the morning because the girl he slept with bled on his sheets. He finally got the change from the RA. I feel the same sort of disgust here right now, cause it strikes as a boast post of the worst kind.
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post #5 of 42
10/27/06 at 3:55pm
You got yourself one dirty ho. I never heard of a girl just sleeping without something while she's got Aunt Flo in town. Next time tell her to plug it back up after you're done cleaning your dick of all the red chunks.

Definitely tell her though.
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post #6 of 42
10/27/06 at 4:02pm
I wouldn't tell her, but that's just because it'd be too awkward to bring up. Like Moltisanti said, blood can be cleaned up with salt and club soda. If it happens again, then you have an issue.
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post #7 of 42
10/27/06 at 4:08pm
Are you sure you didn't stab her?
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post #8 of 42
10/27/06 at 4:09pm
Oh he stabbed her alright!

Amirite? Amirite?
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post #9 of 42
10/27/06 at 4:11pm
No good can come from this thread.
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post #10 of 42
10/27/06 at 4:21pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
You got yourself one dirty ho. I never heard of a girl just sleeping without something while she's got Aunt Flo in town.
Yeah, usually women are pretty particular about not bleeding all over sheets. Unless by "blood" he meant "formaldehyde."
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post #11 of 42
10/27/06 at 4:21pm
Fabfunk, I guess it's a little too late for the sheets that have already been stained, but in the future, Shout.

I'm not kidding...give it a little pre-treatment...let it soak in. Maybe spray it again for good measure before washing...and you're good.
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post #12 of 42
10/27/06 at 4:24pm
How did you not notice? I don't care if it was pitch black in the room, it just feels different.
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post #13 of 42
10/27/06 at 4:25pm
You could also poke a few holes in the sheets and go to a Halloween party as a murdered Klan member.
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post #14 of 42
10/27/06 at 4:26pm
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Originally Posted by Guttenberg Fan Club
How did you not notice? I don't care if it was pitch black in the room, it just feels different.
I wouldn't go on the feels different so much as the smells different.
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post #15 of 42
10/27/06 at 4:41pm
Listen, we're not going to help you get rid of evidence. Turn yourself in and tell them where you're keeping the body.
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post #16 of 42
10/27/06 at 4:57pm
It was a big breach of etiquette for her to not tell you she was having her period in the first place, was she drunk?
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post #17 of 42
10/27/06 at 5:00pm
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl
It was a big breach of etiquette for her to not tell you she was having her period in the first place, was she drunk?
Yeah, it's definitely not cool when women do that.

Although, I've had a partner actually start during sex. Now THAT is embarrassing.
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post #18 of 42
10/27/06 at 5:00pm
This was after the makeout party?
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post #19 of 42
10/27/06 at 5:16pm
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Originally Posted by sad internet man
Maybe get her to buy me new sheets or something?
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post #20 of 42
10/27/06 at 6:22pm
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Originally Posted by fabfunk
Anyway, I slept with this girl the other day at my place and in the morning she revealed that she was having her period. We had slept together previously at her place, but I check my sheets, and there are bloodstains in at least three different places.
First, it's not cool not to tell you (unless she started overnight and didn't know). You can certainly at least mention that you'd like advance notice when possible in the future. Also, if she could tell she'd stained the sheets, she should have offered to clean/replace them.

For any bloodstain, if it gets hot, the blood clots and sets, and nothing will get it out. So sleeping on it all night can set it (it will be brownish not reddish if it has set). Wash with COLD water for this reason. Tide and cold water will get just about anything out.

Second, grow up and buy yourself a towel for this purpose. Personally, I prefer a red one (so it doesn't look icky) in oversized "bath sheet" size (so it doesn't bunch up and end up not under you anymore), and you can use that on the bed/floor/whatever. Then you can both shower and she can sleep with underwear as she would at home.
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post #21 of 42
10/27/06 at 6:52pm
Now we know Fabfunk doesn't go downtown. I thought that was standard foreplay.
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post #22 of 42
10/27/06 at 8:06pm
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Originally Posted by Diva
Now we know Fabfunk doesn't go downtown. I thought that was standard foreplay.
Are you implying he hasn't earned his red wings?
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post #23 of 42
10/27/06 at 11:53pm
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Originally Posted by Diva
Now we know Fabfunk doesn't go downtown. I thought that was standard foreplay.
Only if your partner is conscious enough to care.

(Sorry, Fab, couldn't resist)
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post #24 of 42
10/28/06 at 12:16am
Assfuck a Smurf and the Jolly Green Giant and you've got yourself a free Twister mat.
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post #25 of 42
10/28/06 at 2:58am
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Originally Posted by Slater
Assfuck a Smurf and the Jolly Green Giant and you've got yourself a free Twister mat.
Assuming you already have piss stains on your sheets too.
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post #26 of 42
10/28/06 at 3:03am
It's Fabfunk.
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post #27 of 42
10/28/06 at 3:20am
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Slater again.
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post #28 of 42
10/28/06 at 3:57am
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Originally Posted by Mattimus
Are you implying he hasn't earned his red wings?

Holy shit. That's just wrong.
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post #29 of 42
10/28/06 at 7:17am
I have a similar question, I was getting deep throated by this girl (from the makeout party) and she threw up all over my bed. What's the protocol there?
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post #30 of 42
10/28/06 at 8:12am
Make her eat it!

As for Fabfunk's question: you got off easy dude. Last time a similar thing happened to me, I found out when I looked at myself in the mirror.
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post #31 of 42
10/28/06 at 8:21am
Someone take off and nuke this thread from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.
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post #32 of 42
10/29/06 at 4:49am
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Originally Posted by swedish miyagi
I have a similar question, I was getting deep throated by this girl (from the makeout party) and she threw up all over my bed. What's the protocol there?

Make her eat it.
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post #33 of 42
10/29/06 at 9:37pm
why didn't she just wait until her monthly was over with? you mean she couldn't wait a day or two? ewww. i'm about to puke just thinking about being with a man when i'm on my monthly.
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post #34 of 42
10/29/06 at 10:01pm
Careful, they might make you eat it.
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post #35 of 42
10/29/06 at 10:34pm
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Originally Posted by libragirl
why didn't she just wait until her monthly was over with? you mean she couldn't wait a day or two? ewww. i'm about to puke just thinking about being with a man when i'm on my monthly.

You may want to consider that some women have an increased sex drive during that time of the month. Also, for women who use rhythm methods of contraception, near the beginning of menstruation is a relatively "safe" time to have sex. Some women have a longer flow and/or intermittent spotting, and therefore don't have many/any reliable non-menstrual days. Plus, since menstrual fluids are not really more nor less risky than other bodily fluids, many people simply don't attach a stigma to intercourse at that time of the month.
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post #36 of 42
10/30/06 at 12:31am
And I used to wonder why people wanted to get rid of the sex forums.
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post #37 of 42
10/30/06 at 12:42am
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Originally Posted by kingcujoI
And I used to wonder why people wanted to get rid of the sex forums.
And then there are the people whose motto is:
Menstruation: a bloody waste of fucking time.
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post #38 of 42
10/30/06 at 3:50am
Would anyone here care for some cranberry juice?
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post #39 of 42
10/30/06 at 8:08am
Pomegranate juice is better for you!!
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post #40 of 42
10/30/06 at 4:49pm
I am betting fab awoke the next morning in a drunk haze going "What the fuck is all this red lipstick smeared on my face? I ain't usually into that kinda shit."
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post #41 of 42
10/30/06 at 8:23pm
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Originally Posted by Christopher Read
I am betting fab awoke the next morning in a drunk haze going "What the fuck is all this red lipstick smeared on my face? I ain't usually into that kinda shit."
He's called 'fab' for a reason!

Gerry Anderson SHOULD sue!!
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post #42 of 42
10/31/06 at 12:14am
I'm pretty sure Billy Mays is an insane liar, but OxyClean really does work on blood stains. Remember that for next time, fab.
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