I hate people who ____ - Page 9

Confusing "your" and you're" is the absolute worst. I wish evil things upon those people.

Your and you're is nothing in my book compared to other atrocities that are out there. If people are typing fast they might type something as it sounds and I write it off as a typo. But when people are mispelling things that only a total dimwit would ever come up with that's what lets you know you're not talking to a brain surgeon. I was on some other site a while ago and people were butchering the word ridiculous in all kinds of ways, the standard "rediculous" was written many times and then one guy wrote "rediculas" and I had to head for the hills and never go to that site again.

This is a good time to bring up that the President of the United States says "nuke-u-lur" because he is a moron.

People who don't trust doctors because they are a type of authority figure and don't have a "real" job. They spurn all antibiotics in favor of all natural stuff that takes MUCH longer if they even work at all, and finally, these type of people believe everything will give them cancer.

It takes a lot to hate someone, but I get pissed as hell whenever someone uses the word montage and someone else in the room begins singing part of the montage song from Team America, and if there's other people there as well invariably one of them will join in for a line or two. And as I go to film school and a lot of my friends back home are interested in film/filmmaking, the word has to be used a lot.

Exactly, which makes it even more pathetic because any dog or cat is already smarter than the idiot who doesn't know how to swim.

Go drown.

Is it ok if I don't know how to skate?

I really hate when people preface a dollar amount by saying, "a cool".

Example: "He made a cool three million."

Please, die in a housefire.

That is a great one McCartney. Whatever vibe the people using that horrific phrase are trying to set is pretty much the epitome of a cheesy personality. It's something that Pat O'Brien would say on Entertainment Tonight or whatever the fuck show he's on. This reminds me that it also pisses me off when people proudly say a cliche that involves a word that is never used outside of that cliche. I'm having a mental block and can't pull an example right now but there are at least 4 situations like this.


Good point with the dogs and cats Zod, I always thought household pets hada mental edge on some people.

I think you are off the hook with skating Brendan. But I am going to take my golden retriever to the rink tomorrow to be sure, hope they have his size.

Those entertainment reporters are a special kind of cockblower. I would assume these shitcakes have had some form of higher education, yet they never manage to come off looking better than your average Wal-Mart shopper who's only news comes from the tabloids. The ones on "E" have got to be the dumbest fuckers alive. I've never understood people like this, who report on an industry that they have NO fucking knowledge of. Movies/tv/music, not a clue on any type of history or perspective. Sad, but not surprising. If I ever saw any of the well-known ET people on the street, I would use an ink pen to gouge out their eyes and then rape Mary Hart just so she would change that goddamn expression on her face.

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A local newscaster once said "dug up" instead of "exhumed". Tasteful I know.

I'm tired of this recent trend of every commerical, local and national, trying to sound like they are my best fucking friend.

Stop trying to stroke my dick and my ego and sell me your shit. It's worse when it's dealing with a bank or a pharmacy.

I don't care if you are a family owned business. I don't care if you funnel drug money to the mob, get me in and out of there in a reasonable amount of time and FUCK OFF!

Billy Bush might be even more worthless than his cunt cousin as President.

Watching the Emmys last summer was glorious when Jeremy Piven yelled at BB on live television calling him stupid and saying "c'mon, you're better than that."

The female ghoul on the E channell is THE worst. She looks like Pariah Carey's cracked-out whore little sister.

Couples who live together forever, refusing to marry are damn annoying. I can understand if each one had been married a few times before and it went bad, that's understandable, but first-timers have no excuse other than being a stupid, selfish, emotionally retarded twat.

I was thinking about this yesterday, believe it or not.

I hate people who live together for a few years and say they are "married". My expensive-ass wedding and pictures say otherwise, you cheap fucks.

That's fucking ridiculous. Marriages can often ruin relationships, even ones that have been going on forever. That's what it did to my parents. So I say, if you wanna live together and not get married - more power to ya!

Not to mention that the very idea of marriage is stupid to some people.

This past week or 2 has brought out some new hatred in me. I don't really feel the need to vent on holiday shoppers (the inconsiderate pricks), b/c it's so old hat... So, I'm gonna mention a new pet peeve of mine:

The parents who let their pushy, obnoxious kids run over and boss around my 2-year old daughter on mall-playground equipment that's built for her age group. Teach your spawn some f**kin' manners and keep them off the pre-school designated plastic slide, you sorry excuse for a parent. If your problem child needs to blow off some steam and they're "too big to ride this ride", give em some shopping bags to carry and make em do laps around the food court. Cause if I see one more pre-teen brat knock over or step on my little girl, I'm gonna go ballistic... http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?t=79012

Exactly, it comes down to fear and being a cheap fucker. I always want to ask them, "Why are you so damn special?"

Co-workers who mentally check out from Thanksgiving til January 2nd, use "the holidays" as an excuse to have three-day weekends for a month, then have trouble pulling out of that 6 week autopilot session. Bad enough I can't get anything done during that time due to the place looking like the USS Enterprise circa Star Trek III, but lately the lethargy seems to be unofficially extending til the end of winter.

Amen brother.

Yeah, Kent has that one completely backwards. The people who should be hated are the fucking retards who get married in their early 20s and act like they just cured cancer and are some kind of important power couple for getting married. I don't give a flying deuce about your shitty little insignificant marriage, millions of people get married every day all over the world big f-ing deal. Then you have to listen them talk about their "wife" or "husband" all the time, which is actually not as bad as the overuse of the word fiance, but it is still annoying. People who are married act like other people should really care that there married, there's really no good reason for that, I don't care at all. I mean if you're my friend I won't fuck your wife but other than that I find it impressive not at all.

I hate people who can't decide on paper or plastic and have to have both. Then they expect the bagger to figure out what configuration of paper/plastic they like. In highschool I was a bagger(first job) and half would want paper outside plastic, and half would want the paper inside the plastic yet they NEVER tell you that until you "fuck up" and do it "wrong." Then they get all indignant and shit and act like you're retarded. I mean what part of paper OR plastic do they not get?

I never really understood why the fuck you'd want paper bags.

Can anyone explain? Plastic's a hell of a lot easier to manage IMO.

I also worked at a grocery store, and the majority of people who ask for paper (especially those that ask for both) are old. The elderly would complain about the 'flimsy' plastic bags. The others wanted the bags to use as trash bags (sometimes they would ask for them for that purpose).

I hate people who buy into this Web 2.0 nonsense. When I first heard of it it just seemed a harmless label and social convention, but now it's the "talking about sex" for the 00's. There's only ever been one web, and it hasn't changed all that much. Get over it.

I hate people who can't talk on their phone and drive their car at the same time (especially moms in big SUVs). They drive slow in the wrong lane and weave around. Plus, they have the nerve to look at you like you did something wrong as you pass them and stare with a look of shock at how they haven't caused an accident yet. Stop gossiping and drive!

To add to this treasure trove of resentment, I present the assholes who hold elevator doors for you when your are about a block away from actually getting to the elevator. God damn it, I've got a good pace going, and I don't want to fucking run to get to my floor. Part of this is, I hate actually holding elevators for people. The next one is coming in about 3 seconds anyways bitch, so you and the baby stroller can wait.

Oh fuck, I'll talk about how much I hate the whole holding doors phenomenon for a second time if I have to. First of all, it's supposed to be some kind of "nice thing to do" but it's actually fucked up self promotion and when done amongst dudes pretty gay. People are looking for some kind of retarded kudos for holding a fucking door, and like you just said Juan, I want no part of it. Just go about your business casually people spare the bullshit. And some fuckers want to try to act like you are their bitch because they held the door for you, which is gayer than Mario Cantone singing showtunes. Do these same people pull out chairs for other dudes at restaurants, do they open car doors, buy flowers, fuck.

But what I just realized I hate the other day is these people (usually old men) who are in some kind of a group conversation that is moving at a reasonable pace and then they pretentiously feel the need to take things down a notch. As they start the boring shit they are about to say at a ridiculous snails pace like they are saying the most important words ever spoken and they are some kind of a guru sitting indian style on top mount kilamanjaro. Just fucking spit it out you old bastard, it's just some obvious bullshit that nobody cares about anyway.

Was in BestBuy the other day. Some genius says to his "wife", "Wow, that tv has the clearest picture I've ever seen."

A few minutes later he's holding a blu-ray disc and says, "It's not the tv, it's this disc thats so clear."

DUH.

I hate the ignorant masses when it comes to techy stuff. I get strange looks when I ask a Wal-Mart slave if they have any HD Players. Instead of, "no, we don't carry those yet or we are out,"n it's "Duhhhh, wha you talkin 'bout?"

I know I sound like like an elitist tech snob, but I am because I can be. It's better than the alternative.

Dude, half the time the ignorant masses are the people who work at the store. It's kind of fun to fuck with them, especially those no-nothing morons at Futureshop.

Oh let's no get started on Futureshop's amazing quality staff...

Like the guy at my local Futureshop who told me that you "Absolutely HAVE to spend the equivalent of 18% of what you spent on your TV on the cables and accessories".

What?

My nose started bleeding from that affirmation. Holy shit.

And for those who don't know, Futureshop is not only like Best Buy (those recently opened in Quebec), but they have the same owners. Go figure.

Amen on the people who hold the door for you when you're a mile off. Don't make me hurry so you can feel like a samaritan.

I hate people who put deceiving key words in their youtube video uploads!Like someone wants to look at a video of your ugly face.

Story behind this rant: I wanted to show my nephew a video of James Brown in concert. I type in the search bar James Brown and then click on sort by date added. Had to go through three pages of bullshit just for a legitimate video of James in concert.

I hate people in bars, basically all of them, doesn't really matter what bar doesn't really matter what town. Sure there are some diamonds in the rough, but generally speaking the bar scene brings out the most bulbus of douchebags and makes boderline douches into fully fledged ones. Everyone has some fucking retarded attitude and talks about the dumbest shit I've ever heard in my life, it's kind of amazing in a disgusting way when you take a step back and look at it.

I also hate people who are stupidly confident in something they are wrong about, and then when the truth comes out, somehow they pretend nothing ever happened. I consider killing these people.

You need to get drunk.

I was just reading the thread about the northeast non-winter and I think fabfunk posted something about people who have really been fucking me in the back-pussy lately. It's the people who act like the warm winter is a good thing. What a bunch of fuckheads. So many assholes up here in RI think it's awesome that this winter is as warm as it is. These are the same people who last week when Hussein hung said stuff like 'thank god they killed that maniac, who cares what those guys in hoods did.' So much ignorance and no desire to change it, it makes me crazy.

Just last week my own fucking mother said "Hey, I can live with this weather!". Yeah Mom, but what about your fucking grandkids in 8 years?

Lord knows, I am no expert in meteorology, but this warm weather coupled with the fact that half of New England almost washed away last May makes me very uneasy. When I express that to people I usually get the same response as above - "I can live with this weather!" they all say, enthusiastically. I wonder if they would mind living underwater, since we're only a mile or two from the coast.

I hate people who are not very thankful when you do shit for them. Take for instance, my wife is planning my cousins wifes baby shower and the cousins wife acts like this is some huge thing that historians will write about when we're long dead and gone. If this were her first child I'd probably understand that attitude, but it's not, it's her third. She called yesterday all bitchy because we forgot to put a map on her invitation yet she was the one riding our ass about getting them out by a certain date AFTER holding on to the list of invitee's for over a month. She even had the nerve to ask my wife if the cake for the shower would be edible. I swear one more attitude laced phone call with her bitching about anything and she might not make it to the shower. Ungrateful fuck.

I hate people who are my wife's parents.

People who use "twee" or "on-the-nose" as film criticisms. Particularly if they aren't British.

I'm tired of idiots giggling after every damn thing they say.

"The alarm on your phone is going off" hehehhe.

"It's damn cold out there." hehehehe.


"I want to kill you," hehehehe.

Fucking cocks.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Chris Kent again.

Agreed 100X over.

Tell us why. I plan to marry an orphan.

C'mon, give us some in-law hate.

Well I will give you a taste of mine if Chris Kent won't. Some of you know I have a physical disability. I had a car wreck that severely fucked my legs up. Well one day my father-in-law and mother-in-law came over to help us do some yard work and stuff around the house. My wife was watching our youngest who was a newborn at the time so she wasn't really helping us out outside. She was a bit busy with our son.

I mowed the front yard and the back yard at a time when I had only been walking again for less than a month and it was extremely painful. I had been limping all day because I was pushing it physically. The mother-in-law had told me to take it easy and rest because she noticed I was getting really tired and had began to hurt. What does the father-in-law do? Well he commences to slinging shit around and huffing and puffing and tells the mom-in-law to leave everything where it is instead of helping put things back up. She asks why and he tells her "They can put it all back up."

Anyways he starts gathering his stuff up and I can tell he's pissy about something so I figure I'll call him out and go ahead and get it over with. So I tell him "I don't know whats got you so worked up but if you have something to say go ahead and say it." His response? You're gonna love this. He says "We come over here to help you out and you hardly do anything all day and you start doing this...." As he says that he starts mock limping around and generally poking fun at how I'd been walking all day.

Needless to say we had a verbal altercation at that point and he ended up apologizing. I took his apology for my wife's sake but let's just assume he and I won't ever be fishing buddies.

Also if he ever mocks me again I will attempt to murder him.

BMS. that sucks. Sounds like Daddy in-law is a grade A douche bag who has had problems with you from day one. To make fun of someones injury takes a special kind of asshole.

Is momma in-law a dick too or is she just less of a twat than Pops?

The down side is that they are your wifes parents so you will have to hold your tongue more than you should. The upside is that you can make sure your son doesn't spend too much time with the cunts and hopefully they'll die soon. Just 'cause I would do it, I would make sure sonny knows what a twisted old fart gramps is.

Chris Kent, your turn!

Zod... I honestly think I'd cause the CHUD server to crash with my venom. I need to plan my rant, as to not miss anything, and "Diva my post" every 10 minutes.

B_MetalSucks... Whenever you get the chance, push your Father-In-Law down a flight of stairs. To call him a scumbag is an insult to bags filled with scum.