I hate people who ____ - Page 2

Patrick, you are a good kid. Kill everyone your age who says stupid shit like this.

I am fucking sick to my stomach of people who complain about all the fucking drama in their lives, but secretly thrive on it. In some cases, they're the ones creating said drama. Goddamn that pisses me off.
I used to do that shit all the time.


I'm sorry.

How about Ace, Chief?

Unthaw is my pet peeve...it's thaw you moron, unthaw means an act of making something not thaw. It makes no sense.

As to "Sorry", it's a very Canadian thing. Will Ferguson talks about the many ways Canadians apologize, most of which mean "Fuck you!"

We're sorry!

People who pronounce "anyhow" as "any-who".

Fans who will flash the "Number One" hand sign to the cameraman at a sporting event regardless of their team's actual win-loss record (See, for example, stupid Raiders fans during last Sunday's Pittsburgh-Oakland matchup).

People who are snobby about words in conversation. For instance, when someone says 'unthaw' or 'irregardless' and suddenly someone has to swoop in and be Captain Grammar and explain to everyone how wrong the person was for using whatever word they did. Look, you know what the person was trying to say. Unless you're editing someone's work for publishing or grading a student's paper, shut the fuck up. There's a sports radio host in Chicago that does this all the time. It's unbelievably grating.

Way to kill the fun.

I have never corrected somebody. I just hate when people use that word improperly.

I didn't mean for it to seem like I was picking on you or anything. Within this thread there's something that each of us does.

Really, I can deal with almost anything except for loud eaters. Your parents may not have taught you to chew with your mouth closed, but do the rest of the world a favor and learn on your own. It's sick.

I had to share an office for a year with an open mouth chewer. It got to the point where I would have to leave the office whenever food arrived or face the prospect of gagging for the entirety of the lunch hour. Ugh.

Ah...for the record I agree with you which is why I never correct someone. It's my problem, not theirs. Beside you only end up looking like a know it all cunt if you do it.

Particularly behind you in a theatre. It's popcorn, not rock candy.

Don't keep rude comments to themselves. It's so annoying.

I say "Any-who" but on purpose. I know it's anyhow but hell...fuck you. Any-who sounds cuter.


I stopped eating at the movies a few years back. Now I dont understand what the point is. Why do people HAVE to eat loud snacks or smelly popcorn when they see a movie?

As long as you don't do it in the tone of one of those One Eyed Aliens from the Simpsons, I don't see a problem with "Anyhoo".

For some reason....I hate it when people quote The Godfather.

Richard, you know that "irregardless" is now an accepted real word right? Yes, it does mean the exact same thing as "regardless," but it's appropriate to use, similar to "flammable" and "inflammable"

Worse is older women (sometimes not even that much older) who will call you "honey," "dear," etc. Unless they're over 70.

Because they are pigs?

That's too easy. There has to be a complicated answer that takes the old Soviet economy into account.

I hate teenagers who wear those ridiculously baggy jeans so low the crotch is around their knees. Do they think it makes them look tough? To me it looks like they're worried about shitting themselves & need somewhere to hide a sudden mudslide.

Similar to Leonard's mall scenario which was disturbing to read, although it was nice to see a shout out to the fat women eating pretzels demographic, is people who get some kind of fucked up ego trip off of just being in the way. It could apply to almost every circumstance, like the asshole at the convenience store who has a conversation with somebody while standing in the doorway holding one door so his arm is blocking additional space, or the douche who is prepared to walk directly into you by walking down the middle of a hallway instead of picking a side, or these obnoxious pedestrians who instead of just walking behind your car when you are turning right they instead walk in front at the pace of a stoned sloth.

On the other side of the coin I also hate people who act like they are in a big hurry but don't actually have anywhere to go or anything urgent to do.

The cunt drivers who damn near kill me, just to get in front of me so they can stop at the stoplight FIRST.

Way to shave off thirty seconds. Pissdrink.

The race to a red light is a classic, or the tailgate to a red light. Hopefully these people's lack of literal foresight will lead to them driving off a cliff someday.

And not to mention motherfuckers who don't know how to merge onto the highway. One guy has to go faster and one guy goes slower, it's not tough to figure out, but these dimwits insist on driving the exact same speed making the merge awkward if not impossible.

One more thing while I'm thinking about driving. The cut in line move during any kind of traffic jam is really something to behold. These fucks who think they can just bypass the other 500 people who have been patiently waiting in this unfortunate situation deserve what I give them, and that is being stone cold steined into the ditch on the side of the road when they attempt to cut in front of me. What's amazing is when that happens they act like they have been done wrong.

Goddamn smokers!

Besides it being so inherently retarded, it's 25 degrees (windchill making it feel like 19) this morning and several co-workers are now outside smoking as if their lives depend on it. It's ridiculous, they are huddled together like a pack of stray dogs, shivering their asses off, so they can suffer the freezing cold just to make their lungs black, teeth yellow and clothes stink.

FUCK YOU and ha ha!

Coffee drinkers make me sick too. Take your disgusting swill and drop dead.

What about tea folk?

I hate people like the cunt in traffic who wouldn't let me merge. I'm sorry, are you in some sort of a rush where you can't let one car ahead of you? I wish cancer on your driving hands. I would have thrown pennies at her jacked up SUV, but I didn't have any.

I hate people who behave like pricks on message boards. If you're frustrated for whatever's sake, go masturbate and don't put your anger in movie discussions.

I hate people who wear pink sleeveless t-shirts.

I hate smokers who get angry when being asked if you mind when they smoke one and you really say "yeah". Or when they say "jeez, I'll hold it away." It's the smell, dude, not the smoke that's annoying as fuck.

I hate cunt drivers.

I hate ice ordering fat guys in theatres.

I hate people who only go to the theatres to spend the time until club time begins. They give a fuck about the movie and I give a fuck about them.

I hate white guys behaving like South Central gangsters. I'm looking at you, role model Kevin Federline.

I hate old people in supermarkets who always try to pay with the exact precise amount of coins, only to see that it doesn't fit and then pick a note. More usual over here in europe.

I hate people trying to start a talk with "the weather had been better once". Of course it has, but who cares? If you got nothing to say, then don't say anything.

I can't stand women who only visit special clubs to be seen, not to have any real fun. To show off their boyfriends and new fancy clothes. Fuck those narrow cheeked sluts. Just enjoy the evening for chrissakes.

I hate people who participate in "I hate people who" lists and curse a lot hoping to sound more funny.

I hate people who pirate every movie and complain about the loss of creativity nowadays. Even more I hate people who are actually proud of their huge collection of illegal downloads.

I hate people who love to base their jokes on other people but can't take a joke themselves.

I hate when I'm sitting inside, and the person next to/across from me lights up, putting me directly in the line of smoke wafting away from them. And if I have the audacity to wave away some of it or move, they throw me this dirty look like I'm turning up my nose at their entire life and family.

I don't give a fuck if you smoke, and I'm not even worried about my health. I just wanted to wear these jeans until I do laundry at the end of the week, and now they smell like stale garbage.

I'm annoyed by the retards who quote lines from movies, butcher it, and "attempt" to do a bad impersonation and then laugh at themselves for being so hip, knowledgable, and funny. Sometimes they don't even know the flick it's from (It's originally from On the Waterfront, not Raging Bull)... just which actor might have said it. Leave it to the professionals, champ.

I hate people who don't even know you, but will find any excuse to fight you. That includes people who give the classic "What the fuck are you looking at?!" and the redux "Who the fuck are you smiling at?!" when you're actually smiling just to be friendly. And those who think the only reason you'd ever bump them on the shoulder when walking past is because you hate their guts and want to have a brawl right there and then.

I hate people who have a problem with internet piracy. Fine, have a moral issue about it. I don't care. Just stop getting all up my ass. I like music, and I'm not gonna go buy every album I'm even remotely interested in listening to. I know this has been said before, but I really doubt the bands that are popular enough to actually be on limewire or whatever are starving because you didn't buy their album.

I hate people who see a long movie and say it needed a good editor. Fuck you! You clearly have no clear what an editor does so stop trying to sound like you do.

Totally! but in all fairness, I've seen more than my share of movie that could have used a good editor. Including King Kong and the final LOTR in my opinion.

Oh don't even get me started on that. I've seen people even go on to the shoulder or the median, and then get all indignant when I won't let them in front of me. Hey, you're the douche who decided to go off-roading, deal with it.

The merger thing kills me too. There are people who don't seem to think it's safe to merge unless I've come to a complete stop on a four-lane interstate. I'll go slower and slower and still they're sitting there with their left-turn signal on, and only when I finally give up on being polite and decide to pass this neck-breather, oh sure, THEN they decide to accelerate.

And also seconded on the idiots who break the sound barrier to pull out in front of you, then slow down to a crawl once they're there. Or the ones who desperately pass you before a merge or an exit, as if being just one more car length away from where they're going is the difference between getting there on time or having the door shut in their face by a cackling proprietor.

Then there's the people who think that as long as they turn their blinker on at some point, they've properly signalled. Dude, if your car is straddling the white line, I've gotten the hint you're changing lanes, the blinker is pretty much useless at this point.

I hate people who get offended at swear words, saying, "There's always better words to use."

Like what?

Name one word thats better than Fuck?

The Truth ads are bad, but nowhere near as ridiculous as the My Anti-Drug nonsense they put out.

The Google "instant expert" syndrome.

Second-hand drinking doesn't kill.

Gotta agree with this.

I was walking through a mall today, and was stuck behind a group of about 7 people, or "homies" if you will, passing a football to each other across the busy aisles. The other people walking in the path of the ball had to dodge and duck. These fucking pricks knew what they were doing. It's not like they were a troupe of special-needs guys enjoying an impromptu game of mall-based football. This phenomenon of "passing balls in crowded areas" was more prominent in the classroom when I was in school, but seeing it again today reminded me of the stark terror of having a ball flying back and forth over your head, and being powerless to stop it.

Fuck indoor ball-passers. In their mouths. With chainsaws.

It's now gotten to the point where if I see something vaguely interesting in real life, I immediately consider reporting back to CHUD. This is depressing.

The guys who continue to wear the ball cap backwards.

The fat girls who wears hip-huggers that show way more than they should.

Like Dennis Miller always said, If you aren't black or a catcher, put your hat on properly.

I really hate people who instead of going inside to the counter, feel it's necessary to order 5 boxes of donuts and 8 large coffees via the drive through. Drive through is meant for speedy convenience, not lazy fat fuck gophers who are suckered into picking up his departments wake-up treats.

Fuck you through the heart, fat lazy drive-through abuser.

You know, I'm no fucking Joe Law-Abider or anything but to me this just translates as "I'm a cheap bastard and I'll happily steal stuff I want as long as I won't get caught."

I hate people who fall on the "If the record is good, I'll go out and buy it" excuse when they have 40GB of mp3's they have downloaded.

No you won't, and I hope you get shingles.

I recommend you don't go to read the user comments at digg.com for stories about piracy. That place is full of idiots who think that by downloading Linkin Park albums they're sticking it to the man.

Like I said, you're welcome to your opinion just don't get all high and mighty with me about it.