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post #851 of 876
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Originally Posted by B_MetalSucks
As someone who goes to church (about once a month) I'm always astounded by those that hound people thinking they are going to convert anyone. My stance is if someone is interested in religion they will find their way into whatever religion they prefers' place of worship and do their own research. If someone asks me a question I'll answer it to the best of my understanding, ALWAYS letting them know that I'm in no way an authority and that I can be 100% wrong about what I think. I guess I'm in the minority because I see daily far to many of these "holy warriors" fighting for their cause.

P.S. I'm so going to try and implement the car bash for God thing. That would kick seven different types of ass.
Yeah, the only "evangelists" that I've ever seen get people to want to join their religion were the ones who lived "right" and were the nicest, kindest people - people want to know what they have. People don't want to join the "you're going to hell tribe." More flies with honey than vinegar, as they say.
post #852 of 876
I hate people that don't use proper capitalization on message boards. What a pain in the ass to read that crap, am I right?
post #853 of 876
Thread Starter 
If you think capitalization is the worst, you ought to see these fucksticks who don't know how to use the subjunctive tense properly.
post #854 of 876
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Originally Posted by Kueller
On that note, I hate the pro-life retards who have invaded campus this week; they have this huge setup on the Quad that has pictures of aborted fetuses all over this fence they set up. If that weren't enough, they drive around in a huge truck that is plastered with giant aborted fetus pictures. It's fucking disgusting.
We actually had someone hire a plane to tow a banner with a picture of an aborted fetus on it and fly around above Universal one day. Lots of fun conversations must have resulted from that.
post #855 of 876
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Originally Posted by Leonard
If you think capitalization is the worst, you ought to see these fucksticks who don't know how to use the subjunctive tense properly.
And gerunds. And split infinitives.
post #856 of 876
Thread Starter 
Don't get me started on dangling participles.
post #857 of 876
I hate how these days almost everyone wrongly says the phrase "I could care less" instead of "I couldn't care less." If you could care less, then by all means proceed with less caring and stop telling me about it. I hate to be a dick but that n't is actually pretty important if you are interested in making any sense. But oh, I'm such a fucked up person for ever pointing that out when it actually happens. Nonsense phrases are completely cool though. Fuck.
post #858 of 876
Every time I see a fat kid I want to punch him in the face.
post #859 of 876
When one of your friends helps you out of a tight situation, and on thanking them they reply.

"Don't worry, my man, it's the LEAST I could do..."

I didn't intend on them losing an arm or bollock; but Shit, "The LEAST"?

Fuckers...
post #860 of 876
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
Every time I see a fat kid I want to punch him in the face.
Every time I see a fat kid I want to punch their PARENTS in the face. Them, and under-15 girls who are dressed like whores.
post #861 of 876
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Originally Posted by swedish miyagi
I hate how these days almost everyone wrongly says the phrase "I could care less" instead of "I couldn't care less." If you could care less, then by all means proceed with less caring and stop telling me about it. I hate to be a dick but that n't is actually pretty important if you are interested in making any sense. But oh, I'm such a fucked up person for ever pointing that out when it actually happens. Nonsense phrases are completely cool though. Fuck.
Oh god yes, that makes me want to KILL.
post #862 of 876
I hate people who are named Puffy/P.Diddy.
post #863 of 876
The assholes that wear jeans when it's hot as blazes outside. Last summer, 100 plus outside, some mo mo is wearing his wranglers. Eeee gats!

Sweat much, Nixon? Idiots!
post #864 of 876
I hate it when thoughts of gun-play come to the fore front of an otherwise good day.
post #865 of 876
For every cocksucker who gets a dog, yet doesn't train him/her to shit outside and then get pissed at the dog when it shits inside.

If you are not smarter than a dog. DO NOT get one!
post #866 of 876
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Originally Posted by KaPabLe
I hate it when thoughts of gun-play come to the fore front of an otherwise good day.
Ice Cube feels the same.
post #867 of 876
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Originally Posted by Leonard
If you think capitalization is the worst, you ought to see these fucksticks who don't know how to use the subjunctive tense properly.
touche.
post #868 of 876
No helicopter looking for murder, three in the morning grabbed a fatburger. (excuse me)

I hate people especially guys (or more specifically anyone who is not a teenage girl living in the san fernando valley and is currently living in the year 1988) who say "anyways" instead of the actual, logical word anyway. They might as well say "uh, like, oh my god. I'm going to totally change the subject mmkay."
post #869 of 876
I can't believe people still do the period after each word for effect thing. It also reminds me of a valley girl saying Oh. my. god. That's what you people sound like so unless you still listen to Debbie Gibson and Bananarama you should probably cut that shit out. It's so cheesy and played out. I'm sorry....So. Played. Out.
post #870 of 876
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Originally Posted by swedish miyagi
I can't believe people still do the period after each word for effect thing. It also reminds me of a valley girl saying Oh. my. god. That's what you people sound like so unless you still listen to Debbie Gibson and Bananarama you should probably cut that shit out. It's so cheesy and played out. I'm sorry....So. Played. Out.
Can we use italics for emphasis?
post #871 of 876
Italics are fine I think, BUT NOT ALL CAPS. The ridiculous abuse of using all caps is one of the most pathetic things on the internet. It's like they're shouting and bragging simultaneously. At least nobody does that around here.
post #872 of 876
Guys who refuse umbrellas as if its somehow emasculating. Get a cold and die, cocksucker.
post #873 of 876
Guys who post on the internet as if they're Bill Hicks with severe autism.
post #874 of 876
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Originally Posted by Brad Millette
Guys who post on the internet as if they're Bill Hicks with severe autism.
....
post #875 of 876
Don't make me write up a scathing, expletive-filled screed about guys that just use ellipses.

Because you'll feel bad.
post #876 of 876
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Originally Posted by Brad Millette
Don't make me write up a scathing, expletive-filled screed about guys that just use ellipses.

Because you'll feel bad.
Fair enough. I humble myself before you. On a related note, can we start an official CHUD grammar patrol? That way those who are found to be repeat offenders can be ostracized in the proper manner.
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