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Insult the Person Above You's Mother

post #1 of 177
10/30/06 at 8:20pm
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Bring it on, pussies.
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post #2 of 177
10/30/06 at 8:31pm
I did her.
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post #3 of 177
10/30/06 at 8:38pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Schwartz
Bring it on, pussies.
Your mother starts stupid threads.

JS
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post #4 of 177
10/30/06 at 8:43pm
I wouldn't fuck your mother even if I could get the dogs off of her.
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post #5 of 177
10/30/06 at 8:45pm
Your mother has a horrible taste in names.
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post #6 of 177
10/30/06 at 9:28pm
"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries....No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time."
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post #7 of 177
10/30/06 at 9:31pm
You were such an ugly kid, you're mother wouldn't breast-feed. She said: "Let's just be friends".

You're mom was such a bad cook, your family prayed after you ate.

And the worst insult to your mother... She had you.
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post #8 of 177
10/30/06 at 9:35pm
I think your mother's actually pretty brave, all things. I mean most people couldn't fit a fist in, much less three.
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post #9 of 177
10/30/06 at 9:54pm
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Damned if I won't make this personal.

Dre, I was thinking that your mother's breath may not be so eye-wateringly revolting if she would stop going down on homeless guys.

I still wouldn't kiss the bitch, though.
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post #10 of 177
10/30/06 at 10:06pm
Your mother blew Hitler.
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post #11 of 177
10/30/06 at 10:12pm
Your mother's the only bitch I ever had that could give a rimjob and tickle the small intestines.
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post #12 of 177
10/31/06 at 1:09am
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You know, travis, I've personally paid women for sex, and heard of desperate addicts giving head for crack, but your mother is the only person I've ever seen give a handjob for a double quarter pounder with cheese. I hear she'll swallow if you supersize, the fucking cow.
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post #13 of 177
10/31/06 at 5:41am
If I had a dollar for every time I've fucked your mother, I'd have two dollars.
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post #14 of 177
10/31/06 at 7:52am
Oh, Paul. Your mother made me cookies.

Which I then shoved in her vagina and jammed a turkey baster in her ear.
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post #15 of 177
10/31/06 at 9:02am
Why insult your mom when I can just wait for Princess Leia to come along and strangle the fat bitch with a slave chain?
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post #16 of 177
10/31/06 at 11:10am
Crow's mama is so fat, after sex she smokes turkeys.
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post #17 of 177
10/31/06 at 12:04pm
I wouldn't fuck Diva's Mom with a stolen cock.
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post #18 of 177
10/31/06 at 12:19pm
Chris's mum let me fuck her for the letters on my cigarette.
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post #19 of 177
10/31/06 at 12:47pm
Sackley's mom gives the best blow jobs. You haven't lived till you get sucked off by a woman with no teeth.
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post #20 of 177
10/31/06 at 12:58pm
Poor Juan.
You have a fat father as a mother.
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post #21 of 177
10/31/06 at 1:36pm
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Jan's mother masturbates to the Book of Mormon.
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post #22 of 177
10/31/06 at 2:13pm
Schwartz's mom not only bled all over fabfunk's sheets, but to top it off she also had sex with fabfunk.
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post #23 of 177
10/31/06 at 2:17pm
Dre's mom once posted her boobs on the CHUD message boards...under the handle of copperlocke.
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post #24 of 177
10/31/06 at 2:26pm
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Fuck you, Dre, that was out of line. Good thing I have GFC to strike back with equal ferocity.

That being said, his mother lives exclusively on government cheese and pb & shmegma sandwiches.
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post #25 of 177
10/31/06 at 3:26pm
Schwartz's mom thinks Pearl Harbor is a good flick.
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post #26 of 177
10/31/06 at 3:40pm
Boomstick's mom wore a shirt she made herself that said "R. Kelly, I'll be your personal port-a-potty!" to a Yanni show. Honestly, I don't know if that's awesome or not.
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post #27 of 177
10/31/06 at 5:14pm
Andre's mom thinks a Pearl Necklace from Richard Simmons is as good as it gets.
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post #28 of 177
10/31/06 at 5:22pm
I wish beastiality was legal so I could fuck Boomstick's mom with the lights on.
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post #29 of 177
10/31/06 at 6:41pm
Rippoll's mom went to Fabfunk's makeout party.
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post #30 of 177
10/31/06 at 6:45pm
Swedish Miyagi's mom gave birth to him.
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post #31 of 177
10/31/06 at 7:04pm
Guttenberg's mom thinks her son can think of new jokes.
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post #32 of 177
10/31/06 at 7:18pm
One day I was fucking a cow and Swedish Miyagi's mom walked up and said "oh, you dirty motherfucker! Oh Patrick, you are fucking a cow! I am gonna tell everybody what a dirty motherfucker you are!" and I said "Bitch, you do, and I'll tell them all which of you has the better pussy."
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post #33 of 177
10/31/06 at 10:16pm
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Patrick's mother was a lousy fuck before I got to her. But now that I've waxed her legs, pierced her taint, and knocked out all her teeth, she's a veritable sexual amusement park.
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post #34 of 177
10/31/06 at 11:39pm
Schwartz's mom gives blowjobs in dirty bar bathrooms to skeevy guys she meets on MySpace.
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post #35 of 177
11/1/06 at 12:39am
Diva's mom never bothered to mention she was the subject in Barry Manilow's little "experimental" period.
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post #36 of 177
11/1/06 at 12:10pm
teledork was conceived on a pinball machine. We're still waiting to find out who the father is.
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post #37 of 177
11/1/06 at 12:59pm
Boomstick's mom gets a beatdown every night... from Boomstick's avatar.

And likes it.

What do you tell Boomstick's mom when she has 2 black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.
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post #38 of 177
11/1/06 at 1:19pm
Darkmite's mom was running one morning to take out the garbage. She goes up to the garbageman and says "Am I too late for the garbage?" The man goes "No, hop in!"
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post #39 of 177
11/1/06 at 1:29pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
Darkmite's mom was running one morning to take out the garbage. She goes up to the garbageman and says "Am I too late for the garbage?" The man goes "No, hop in!"
Totally old school. I like it.

What's that useless piece of flesh surrounding a woman's vagina?... Patrick's mom.
Zoom zoom zoom.
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post #40 of 177
11/1/06 at 1:46pm
Dakmite's mom is property of the Bangbus
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post #41 of 177
11/1/06 at 1:49pm
Quarant's mom sucks dick for rep points.
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post #42 of 177
11/1/06 at 2:10pm
You must spread Patrick's mom's legs before giving it to Patrick Ripoll again.
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post #43 of 177
11/1/06 at 2:13pm
Juan23, posting your mom as your avatar is just asking for it around here.
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post #44 of 177
11/1/06 at 5:46pm
Back when the Buccaneers won the Superbowl, Dickson's mom used to be one of the team's whores. Warren Sapp, Simeon Rice, and Mike Alstott would regularly triple team her and then Martin Gramatica would come in at the end and jizz on her face for the extra point. But this only happened after every game and practice.
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post #45 of 177
11/1/06 at 8:07pm
Is that an insult? Maybe the mom was the inspiration to win. I'd be sorta proud.
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post #46 of 177
11/1/06 at 8:23pm
You know what's better than getting a blowjob from Vader's mom? The Ebola Virus.
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post #47 of 177
11/1/06 at 8:45pm
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If Ebola was the worst you could catch from travis's mom, I'd marry her. As it is, I wouldn't fuck that bubbling pot of disease with Miyagi's dick.
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post #48 of 177
11/1/06 at 9:30pm
Scwartz's mom is a beautiful, vivacious milf. And, I'd love to fuck her. Just as soon as she loses the testicles.
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post #49 of 177
11/2/06 at 5:33am
My dick may have been saved from fucking Travis' mom but one time when I was broke she paid me 50 dollars to put on a latex glove, then a gardening glove on top of that, then an oven mit, then a catcher's mit, then a "number 1" foam hand, and then I deep fisted that bitch. In the process I found both Vader and Schwartz's car keys.

In case my Buccaneer gang bang wasn't insulting enough, I did forget to mention that the faces Jon Gruden makes were originated when he first saw Dickson's mom naked.
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post #50 of 177
11/2/06 at 6:41am
You know why miyagi's mom isn't allowed to drive? There isn't a road in between the bedroom and the kitchen.
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