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post #151 of 177
11/22/06 at 6:30am
Sex with Gungadin's mother is like anchovies on a pizza- Plain wrong!
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post #152 of 177
11/22/06 at 6:39am
The prospects of His Dudeness's mother getting off her fat lazy ass and getting a job are about the same as him kicking her out and living his own life.
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post #153 of 177
11/22/06 at 2:00pm
Gunga Din's mother only buys films in Full Frame! And she LOVES snapcases!
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post #154 of 177
11/22/06 at 3:27pm
...that is CRUEL... except you said full frame, not Pan and Scan. SUNSET BLVD forever!

You're mother's so old, she laid Samuel Goldfish back when he only sold gloves.
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post #155 of 177
11/22/06 at 4:01pm
That's what the normals call it.

Your mother's so old, she gave birth to mine!
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post #156 of 177
11/22/06 at 5:13pm
You're mother's so old, she looks the the dripping sludge mom from the climax of David Keith's THE CURSE.
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post #157 of 177
11/22/06 at 5:53pm
Your mother is also my father.
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post #158 of 177
11/23/06 at 4:11pm
what father? Your mother killed him.
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post #159 of 177
11/26/06 at 11:14am
Gunga Din's mother longs to gargle Brett Ratner's frothy ivory man-goo.
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post #160 of 177
11/26/06 at 5:26pm
Thread Starter 
Dario's mom cuts his hair.
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post #161 of 177
11/26/06 at 7:41pm
Schwartz's mom cuts HIS hair. With a bowl.
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post #162 of 177
11/30/06 at 4:08am
The Gulager's mom is Rob Liefeld's #1 fan.
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post #163 of 177
12/1/06 at 2:03am
Thread Starter 
Bringing Dario's mom to a gangbang is like bringing a swamp rat to a pool party.
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post #164 of 177
12/1/06 at 3:07am
On the digusting whore evolutionary scale there is Paris Hilton, then some chick who bangs horses regularly, then a female sasquatch that just rolled around in it's own vomit and shit, then Schwartz's mom.
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post #165 of 177
12/1/06 at 3:29am
swedish miyagi's mom makes quilts out of all the dick hair that gets caught in the lint filter after she takes her bed sheets out of the dryer.
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post #166 of 177
12/1/06 at 11:22am
Leonard's mom likes to cut a chicken's head off, stick her dick in it, and watch that damn chicken go crazy and go "Caaaaah."
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post #167 of 177
12/1/06 at 5:14pm
Dario Delfino's mom has a tattoo of a bull's eye on her forehead so Japanese businessman have a spot to spooge on. If they hit the center, they win a free rim job. Also, they get chlamydia.
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post #168 of 177
12/2/06 at 2:32pm
Leonard's mom... is Leonard's mom.

*takes a bow*
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post #169 of 177
12/2/06 at 4:53pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Me, 100 posts back
I hereby declare a moratorium on variations of "So-and-so's mom sucks because she had So-and-so." We're better than this.
Dario's mom home-schools her children, paying special attention to reading comprehension skills.
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post #170 of 177
12/2/06 at 5:19pm
Didn't see that. I hereby take back by bow.

Schwartz's mom has no soul, but plenty of Elvis collector's plates.
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post #171 of 177
3/27/07 at 10:17pm
DARIO DELFINO'S mom is so nasty, I resurrected this thread just to diss her.
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post #172 of 177
3/28/07 at 12:55am
Gungadin's mom once tried to give head to President William Howard Taft and got crushed in the process.
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post #173 of 177
3/28/07 at 2:49am
EdHocken's mom likes to give lapdances around a pole... the tetherball pole in the children's playground.
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post #174 of 177
3/28/07 at 2:56am
Thread Starter 
Gungadin's mom is the only person in the world capable of transmitting Irritable Bowel Syndrome sexually.
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post #175 of 177
3/28/07 at 3:29am
Schwartz mom is the only woman who can shit into her vagina and pop that out her kooch into her mouth and eat it like a seal eating a fish.
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post #176 of 177
4/4/07 at 11:27pm
I know that I'm stepping into crossfire just by making an appearance here - and I'm not trying to derail this thing - but I'm curious as to what everyone thinks the best insults have been so far. I think that Gold, Silver and Bronze honor statuses should be presented at some point. But, on the other hand, I'm kind of surprised that this thread has such a low post count. I guess most Chewers aren't tough enough to enter the Fuckyomama Dome.
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post #177 of 177
4/4/07 at 11:31pm
Duplicate post.
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