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post #51 of 177
11/2/06 at 8:28am
PsYcHwArD101's mom got "baptized" during a bukkake ritual, and never washed it off.
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post #52 of 177
11/3/06 at 3:27am
GungaDin's mom is like a light switch, even a 4 yr old can turn her on.
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post #53 of 177
11/3/06 at 3:43am
Thread Starter 
Psychward's mom is like a 4 yr old: I have sex with her.
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post #54 of 177
11/3/06 at 7:40am
Schwartz, you baby fucker. Your mom is so fucking ugly, I could push her face in some dough and make gorilla cookies.
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post #55 of 177
11/3/06 at 7:41am
Zod's mom is so stupid, she installed a screen door on a submarine.
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post #56 of 177
11/3/06 at 7:47am
Psychward's mom doesn't do anything... the kennel put her to sleep.
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post #57 of 177
11/3/06 at 7:50am
...that was just cruel...and now I'm running out of witty comebacks.

GungaDin's mom is so fat, when she ran away from home, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
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post #58 of 177
11/3/06 at 7:56am
Psychward's mom is so fat she ate GungaDin's mom... and General Zod's mom... and Shwartz mom... and swedish miyagi's mom... and travishall456's mom... and fabfunk's mom... finally she died from an overdose of pussy juice. And they lived happily ever after.

EDIT: ...no they didn't.
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post #59 of 177
11/3/06 at 8:11am
GungaDin's mom is so fat, she makes this guy:



look like Kate Moss.
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post #60 of 177
11/3/06 at 8:15am
THAT IS SO AWESOME!!!!! Psychward's mom is actually sane, she thought it would save her abortion money to get punched in the stomach... damn, it backfired.
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post #61 of 177
11/3/06 at 8:18am
When GungaDin's mom was a baby, they tried to pretend that she was a stillbirth, and tossed her in a pile of dead babies. She then ate her way out. But that's not the horrible part. After escaping, she went back for seconds.
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post #62 of 177
11/3/06 at 8:31am
Psychward's mom can shoot a grapefruit out of her cunt... I've seen the video. Starts with Strawberrys, then the banana, then the grapefruit get stuck. All while the college kids are watching.

EDIT: Who am I kidding, that last post was hilarious.
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post #63 of 177
11/3/06 at 8:35am
Quote:
Originally Posted by GungaDin
Psychward's mom can shoot a grapefruit out of her cunt... I've seen the video. Starts with Strawberrys, then the banana, then the grapefruit get stuck. All while the college kids are watching.

EDIT: Who am I kidding, that last post was hilarious.
If only the video wasn't down, you could see the my "mother's" banana cannon in action.

Why do you put GungaDin's mom in a blender feet first?

...so you can see the expressions on her face.
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post #64 of 177
11/3/06 at 1:41pm
Psychward's mom has a cunt the size of the grand canyon, smells like rotten skunk roasted in feces, and looks like a cross between Mister T. and Osama Bin Laden. Yet, I still fucked her, because if I didn't then THE TERRORISTS WIN.
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post #65 of 177
11/3/06 at 2:53pm
The other day I was out in the field, fucking a cow, when Travis Hall's mom walked up and saw me. She shouted "Patrick, you dirty motherfucker, you is fucking a cow! I'm gonna tell everyone in the neighborhood that you were fucking a cow!" I go "Bitch, you do and I'll tell everyone which of you's has the better pussy!"
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post #66 of 177
11/3/06 at 3:47pm
Thread Starter 
When Patrick was little, his mom was so desperate for cash to support her meth habit that she rented him out as a plaything to Korean businessmen. Unfortunately, while one of them was viciously buggering the little tyke and spitting on his face while shouting insults about his mother, poor Pat slammed his noggin on the headboard. He survived, but contracted Sammy Jankis Syndrome, and, as a result, now incorporates the same stale "yo mamma" joke into every conversation.
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post #67 of 177
11/3/06 at 5:19pm
Schwartz's mom is so fat, her favorite meal is "seconds"...
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post #68 of 177
11/3/06 at 5:29pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by DARKMITE8
Schwartz's mom is so fat, her favorite meal is "seconds"...
...I think you're losing your touch, pal.

Darkmite's mom is so fat, she sold her soul to Satan for a lifetime "Super Size Me for Free" card to McDonald's.

Unfortunately for her, Satan failed to mention that McDonald's would be stopping their "Super Size" program long before the heart attack forced her into eternity as his personal bouncing castle.
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post #69 of 177
11/3/06 at 5:46pm
PsYcHwArD101's mom ... is PsYcHwArD101's mom, I really can't think of anything worse than that.
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post #70 of 177
11/3/06 at 6:03pm
Richard Dickson's mom had sex with a carnie. Her son.
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post #71 of 177
11/3/06 at 6:41pm
Thread Starter 
I hereby declare a moratorium on variations of "So-and-so's mom sucks because she had So-and-so." We're better than this.

Oh, and did you know that if you mix equal parts frozen orange juice concentrate and Dre's mom's menstrual blood, you get napalm? It's cheap, but even more dangerous to collect than it is to use.
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post #72 of 177
11/3/06 at 7:27pm
Schwartz's mom is so stinky in the crotch area, even PsYcHwArD101's mom can't go down on her without vomiting. And the vicious cycle of stench continues.

Zing! 2 for 1.
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post #73 of 177
11/3/06 at 7:46pm
DARKMITE8's mom reminds me of Martin Lawrence in Big Momma's House: Fat, unfunny, and a man!

Triple play! Zing Zing Zing!

I'm even making fun of myself I'm so bored. Will this Friday workday never end?
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post #74 of 177
11/3/06 at 7:55pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by DARKMITE8
Will this Friday workday never end?
That's what DARKMITE8's mom thought when the 4,578th handjob of the day was staring her in the face and the line of lepers wasn't getting any shorter.
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post #75 of 177
11/3/06 at 7:58pm
I didn't think your mom could stand in line since she lost both legs to that dreaded disease... it's alright. They just get in the way anyhow. Ask her for me if she's up for the ol' "Sit & Spin", wouldja?

EDIT: to add a for mom.
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post #76 of 177
11/3/06 at 8:28pm
DARKMITE8's mom has bigger balls than most huskies.
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post #77 of 177
11/4/06 at 3:50am
Quote:
Originally Posted by PsYcHwArD101
GungaDin's mom is so fat, she makes this guy:



look like Kate Moss.

He's naked. I wonder what he's doing?
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post #78 of 177
11/4/06 at 9:43am
Looking up the easiest way to dislodge a honey glazed ham from a woman's uterus. Your mom does get carried away sometimes, forgets what's supposed to go in where and when, and whatnot. Disappointing though. I was looking forward to being able to say I was porking your mom, and literally mean it.
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post #79 of 177
11/4/06 at 2:13pm
Q: How long does it take Crow's mom to take a shit?
A: 9 months!

is that even a yo momma joke?
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post #80 of 177
11/4/06 at 7:36pm
Stephen Geoffreys mistook Quarant's mom for a transvestite. You can buy the porn online.
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post #81 of 177
11/5/06 at 5:28am
Quote:
Originally Posted by PsYcHwArD101
Gunga Din's mom is currently kneeling underneath the desk blowing this guy, her head is completely encapsulated in fat. Later I think she plans to lick his asshole.
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post #82 of 177
11/5/06 at 7:28am
Swedish Miyagi's mom was a ghost-writer for Tim Burton's PLANET OF THE APES.
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post #83 of 177
11/6/06 at 12:16am
Gunga Din's mom starred in Planet of the Apes sans makeup.
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post #84 of 177
11/6/06 at 12:31am
Swedish Miyagi's mom is a slut.
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post #85 of 177
11/6/06 at 3:28am
It's a well known fact that Gunga Din's mom was Charlton Heston's double on PLANET OF THE APES (sans makeup). Shen Annigans mom was just an ugly dishwasher in a low brow strip club.
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post #86 of 177
11/8/06 at 10:12am
GungaDin's Mom was the inspiration for the Bog of Eternal Stench in "Labyrinth".
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post #87 of 177
11/8/06 at 12:02pm
Chris Myer's mom is David Bowie (minus the talent)
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post #88 of 177
11/8/06 at 12:44pm
GungaDins mother screams when she has sex, probably because I was anally raping her while she also kicked and screamed and bled on me, i then finished and stuffed GungaDins dad head in so he could clean up my splooge.






not really an insult was it?

erm...

GungaDins mum is so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think shes going to die of heart disease.

(Im no good at this)

EDIT - or reverse...

(Im really no good at this)
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post #89 of 177
11/8/06 at 1:55pm
Yas' mom writes all his material. Ouch.
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post #90 of 177
11/8/06 at 2:09pm
Thread Starter 
Last night I felt like being a gentleman, so I spit in Darkmite's mom's asshole before I jammed the tire iron up there.
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post #91 of 177
11/10/06 at 7:28pm
Your mama's ass looks like John Merrick's face split down the middle with a thick layer of corned beef hash congealed within the rotten crevice.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Schwartz
Last night I felt like being a gentleman, so I spit in Darkmite's mom's asshole before I jammed the tire iron up there.
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post #92 of 177
11/11/06 at 4:41am
Ryan Calvert's mom wears not a push up bra but push up panties, or else her labia drags all over the floor.
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post #93 of 177
11/11/06 at 5:30pm
Miyagi's mom is so fat that last time she cut herself, gravy poured out.
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post #94 of 177
11/11/06 at 5:39pm
Thread Starter 
HD's mom treats objects like women, man!
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post #95 of 177
11/11/06 at 9:22pm
Schwartz's mom looks like Ernest Borgnine and smells strongly of pepper.
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post #96 of 177
11/11/06 at 10:24pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rumteldat
Schwartz's mom looks like Ernest Borgnine and smells strongly of pepper.
Your mother rode his face. Your mother's not good enough for bumming. She's not mean enough. She can't handle the Shack, GET OFF HIS ROAD!!
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post #97 of 177
11/12/06 at 1:27pm


This guy paid GungaDin's mother $1,000 not to give him a blowjob
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post #98 of 177
11/12/06 at 5:27pm
Paulpatine's mom is Rosy the Riveter. Figure it out.
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post #99 of 177
11/12/06 at 5:34pm
I called Gungadin's mom for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection!
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post #100 of 177
11/12/06 at 5:44pm
His Dudeness' mama is soooo fat she wakes up in sections, then went to the movies and sat next to everyone, on the journey back road services tied a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they wanted to clean it, she then goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" she then goes home and sits around the house and when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! She then gets on the scale it says to be continued and that she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

and most importantly....she fell in love and broke it.
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