I can't believe how funny this site is.
It's a bunch of humorous manufactured AIM chats between baseball players. There's a whole index of chats on the right if you scroll down a bit. Everything, from the chat content to the screennames, is hilarious.
Favorite screennames:
Mark Prior - MarkPrevious
Steve Howe - HoweHigh
CC Sabathia - NeedsABathia
Kyle Farnsworth - pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth
Jeremy Affeldt - AffeldtABoob
Steve Finley - UnfitFinley
Dan Haren - HarenMySoup
John Koronka - Koronkadonk
Pudge Rodriguez - fuck_i_singled
David Wright - DudleyDoWright
Buck Showalter - ShowalterTheDoor
and the best of the best: LawnMauer.
Favorite chats:
Jeter talks about the troubles with his current girlfriend... to Kyle Farnsworth:
http://dugout.progressiveboink.com/archive/jon101.html
Manny helps Pujols gain US citizenship:
http://dugout.progressiveboink.com/archive/nick110.htm
The Angels practice...:
http://dugout.progressiveboink.com/archive/nick115.htm
Mark Buerhle, Jim Thome see Snakes on a Plane:
http://dugout.progressiveboink.com/a...ut8-19-06.html