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Yeah, Johnny! Get yourself a body bag!

post #1 of 7
11/2/06 at 5:11pm
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http://www.bestofgooglevideo.com/video.php?video=554

I think this douchebag belongs to the Cobra Kai Dojo. I wonder if his pissed-off board-holding buddy posted the vid online to embarass him.
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post #2 of 7
11/2/06 at 5:34pm
Pussy.
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post #3 of 7
11/2/06 at 5:56pm
He should have tried doing ONE board first. Ass.

I remember in my old karate class, the guy holding the board would try and bend it in his direction to facilitate the break (I was 11). One kid tried and tried, until he took a frustration kick out on it and bent his entire big toenail back.

I miss being 11.
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post #4 of 7
11/2/06 at 6:43pm
The other guy reminds me of Bobby from The Sopranos.

This dude needs to improve his attack rolls.
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post #5 of 7
11/3/06 at 9:57am
He can probably do one board. His screw up is in spacing. Note that in the three board break on the cinder block, he doesn't have anything spacing the boards, which means instead of trying to break 3 1 inch thick boards, he's actually trying to break what amounts to a single 3 inch thick board.

There was apparently not a lot of observation training at the Kobra Kai dojo.
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post #6 of 7
11/3/06 at 3:05pm
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Originally Posted by Death Surge
He can probably do one board. His screw up is in spacing. Note that in the three board break on the cinder block, he doesn't have anything spacing the boards, which means instead of trying to break 3 1 inch thick boards, he's actually trying to break what amounts to a single 3 inch thick board.
Boards don't hit back.
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post #7 of 7
11/6/06 at 3:49am
His martial arts record is 0 and 12. All of his losses are to inanimate objects.
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